GRB Semifinals: Punches vs. Illy

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Sep 9, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Punches

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  2. Illy

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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - Semi Finals


    $1,800.00 up for grab!


    - Semi Final Round Audios are DUE Monday night September 16th at 11:59 pm PST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least three other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.YOU MUST LEAVE AT LEAST THREE LINES OF FEEDBACK WITH YOUR VOTE (IN ADDITION TO VOTING ON THE POLL). IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE FEEDBACK YOU WILL NOT BE CREDITED FOR THE VOTE.- No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email -Yelp001@gmail.com
    Polls will be edited in mid-week (as they are only allowed to be open for seven days due to board settings).
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  2. iLLy

    iLLy will fuck you up.

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    Hi FRIEnd, you look like barney rubble
    with your light skin, but your my buddy punches
    LETS FUCKING RUMBLe, im not doing no double dutches, im just straight up punching punches like bloody knuckles
    I would do jumping jack naked a hump a cactus
    then a bump punches track, in that back of my fucking basment
    lemme get back on track with wit this fucking fag
    hes half man half pussy nigga, thundercats
    I understand that you hang with a bunch of a losers
    and roll with a couple pigs on your side, like punky brewster
    but your friends are my friends, so that means
    that i just dissed myself on my god damn track
    but punches likes group on, and purchases weirds things slights used litlight blue thong
    and im sitting here like why trust this guy fuck it
    i decide to spike punches like high school prom
    its seems wrong, but ima eat you lunch
    i dont miss, like mark price at the free throw cuz
    hes bitch made, they know hes a fag
    thats why his new nickname at work is 3 hole punch
    hes lives up to his name, its punches man
    your give it your all when rap, its a hundred 10
    throwing punch after punch after punch after punch after punch
    til i kicked in his fucking head
    Im a monster, i lost it, and i don't fight fair
    i'll stomp ya face, until its offer sponser from nike air
    so punches talking like he sparking the larken,
    the logic is costing his life, the knife will slice right there
    But you won't listen, no kidding this ho giving me advice, im like chill punches i wont listen
    i wanna riddick bowe hit his whole face, till he puts a cork in it, sorta like sammy sos did it
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  3. Punches

    Punches a.k.a UH OH

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    I had a tough time with this verse, man, I'm Not gonna lie
    Cuz that's my dude, and this diss shit is not gonna fly
    But on the drop of a dime, I'll stop my Partner in crime,
    cuz I was built for the Semi's, like I'm Optimus Prime, YESSS!!

    I could say somethin bout your fam, to Get the people wylin
    Could talk about your sis, illy, but I don't speak Italian
    I ain't being silent, hope you aint mad at that,
    Nah I'ma keep it battle rap, cuz you are bad at that

    magnum clap and let it go like Blatatatatt
    Until your face and nose is just as swollen as a Cabbage Patch
    Doggy you are bad at rap, and Punch is kinda ill
    You aint a winner if you in my shadow, Punxatowney Phil

    Look theres money on the line, so lets plan as men
    Cuz only one of us can rhyme, I got the clear best pen
    And if we wanna win the finals, then this tandem ends
    So now its Michael Vick mode, I'll kill a man's best friend

    You're Robin, I'm Batman, You're Pippen, I'm Jordan,
    I'm Tim the Toolman Taylor, illy, youre Al Borlin
    My whole style ballin, your whole style borin
    I'd rather open up my ears with Everclear and let it pour in

    This kid is the truth...he sound sick...no I mean he sound sick,
    Someone need to get him some soup
    I aint teasin its true, spray febreeze in his booth,
    before he sneeze and gives a whole sea of people the flu

    Rippin up this dudes place, you looking at his screw face?
    Have him pullin his hair out, like he's liftin up a Toupee
    They diggin me like Ku-Wait, I'm tellin you its too late, to beat Punch
    Cuz you could barely mix it up with Kool Aid

    I know something about you, you went to Waltham High thats a public school, haa
    Whats the matter dog, you embarassed? And Illy's parents have a real good marraige
    I'm kidding we from the same school, we even in the same crew
    Summertime would come around, we swimming in the same pool
    So thank you, but I should let you know I peed in it
    So technically I pissed on you, and right now your breathin it

    Eatin it, I hope you're feelin really great
    I'd try to paint a better picture but I don't think that Illy's straight
    Nah he got a girl, but if I call and tap the bitch
    You're runnin out of Options, so now you're Colin Kaepernick
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  4. SHITTY Bang Bang

    SHITTY Bang Bang freestyle fanatic

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    okay so this was a battle i was looking foward to



    illy verse was dope and hard as fuck nice as schemes and punches and what not


    punches lmao at intro haha u came hard during the first half of ur audio then started quoting 8 mile and jay too much but yeah sis illy line was dope and all that but ima have to give this one to illy because he sounded alot hungrier..
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  5. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    I kind of hate both of you...

    God damn, I'd make my best friend cry in this format :funny:

    I'll vote after I give both verses a few more listens.
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  6. DZK

    DZK DZKonline.net

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    Yo. When I dissed Bux, I fucking tried to ruin him. It didn't work, it ruined me, but I escaped, barely, with a tie. Commas.

    Illy, I feel like you're holding back. And you're goddamn ridiculous. You should have a goddamn GRB title and so should Punches stupid as face. I am super theoretically gay for both of you faggots. No homo. Boss hard.

    Punches, you made me laugh more so ENJOY YOUR VOTE, fuckface.

    v/punches

    if you voted for Duane Jackson, you're a faggfuck.
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  7. DZK

    DZK DZKonline.net

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    Also fuck you.
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  8. xddrx

    xddrx sugabezy

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    YET ANOTHA ONE I ONLY SEE ONE TRACK - I MUST BE MISSING SOMETHING HERE LOL WELL ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO HEAR BOTH THEN I WILL LISTEN BECAUSE I DONT WANNA HEAR ONE WAY B4 THE OTHER IT MIGHT WEIGH IN ON ME VOTING FAIR
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  9. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    theres a link to the other one
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  10. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    You're Robin, I'm Batman, You're Pippen, I'm Jordan,
    I'm Tim the Toolman Taylor, illy, youre Al Borlin
    My whole style ballin, your whole style borin
    I'd rather open up my ears with Everclear and let it pour in


    ^this, aha

    and the pool/pissed line

    but then Theres

    the punky Brewster line was co0l, spike punches,



    here's how i'd break this down:

    ill's delivery was meaner
    punches delivery was cleaner
    illys punches were aight
    punches punches more consistent
    I respect not cutting at each others necks
    my vote would go to punches on this according to more enjoyability - overall. Noone came hard like a retirement home
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  11. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    Damn punches went in


    Illy is raw but punches had the better verse


    Ima come bck later n give proper breakdown


    Vote punches

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  12. BULLY

    BULLY LOL

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    I dunno on this one. I'll check it again later. Leaning towards Illy right now.
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  13. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    great round, I would vote Punches - his seemed more polished, cleaner. that said Illy sounded more aggressive & his "3 hole punch" line made me LOL. Close but still V/Punches.
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  14. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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  15. Duane Jackson

    Duane Jackson Active Member

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    this battle was official, i dislike both ya'll niggas tho for only going 2 minutes on the dot, i want some 3-4 minute verses from all ya'll but i guess thats what we'll get in the finals... both brought it, punches had some more lines that illy straight line was sick, illy had a better flow/delivery, didnt fall to behind in bars... its tough tho, i like the way punches emphasizes his lines, im gonna come back tmw on my day off and check this out again
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  17. GarciaVega

    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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    both yall are fags..lol

    so vote illy to tie it up since that was what yall are going for..

    ida made punches eat his hat this round..
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  18. Pace Beats

    Pace Beats Doesn't Feed The Trolls

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    both had some pretty generic lines besides the ones saying there friends n shit

    i gotta vote illy for just sounding harder overall , punches got some nice lines no doubt but could have been directed at anyone , same with illy , but i gotta go with the style i like more

    vote - illy
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  19. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    Both y'all had dope verses and came with some creative shit. And the friendship lines. :funny:
    To me it really comes down to who I feel more stylistically and I prefer Punches voice and delivery over Illy's, tbh.

    Vote - Punches.
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  20. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    dropped my vote on the radio
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