GRB Round 3: KooL La!d vs. Nahmed

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Aug 26, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. KooL La!d

    6.7%
  2. Nahmed

    93.3%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - Second Round


    $1,800.00 up for grab!


    - 3rd Round Audios are DUE Monday night September 2nd at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.YOU MUST LEAVE AT LEAST THREE LINES OF FEEDBACK WITH YOUR VOTE (IN ADDITION TO VOTING ON THE POLL). IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE FEEDBACK YOU WILL NOT BE CREDITED FOR THE VOTE.- No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email -Yelp001@gmail.com
    Polls will be edited in mid-week (as they are only allowed to be open for seven days due to board settings).
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  2. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    Diss track
    https://soundcloud.com/celph-taut

    Video version



    Oh, thank you @J o o k , and the wonderful ppl on the GRB staff for the round 3 opportunity. I'm truly appreciative. LET'S GET IT!


    [Lyrics]
    Offered this site advice n' really didn't change it much

    your two cents ain't worth our time, that's why you gave your name to bux

    still a stranger, even though

    you're weezing flow's so prominent here, RM honoured your cancerous breathing hole

    beat it, bro. The management sucks!

    the management couldn't manage a crutch

    or a hero sandwich for lunch

    You're sun damaged as fuck, so how you out to be a G?

    looking blacker than the Northeast in 2003

    n' that's when 'radius' was 'a-round', that ain't personal yet...

    it's a decade later, and 'half of your circle' is left

    So when you're dropping metaphors thinking your verse is COMPLEX?

    they really know that nah can't VIBE with my personal best (GET EM)

    what it really do when nobody feeling you?

    Pitch Black as hell, goes well with how I'll Riddick-you

    and you've been doing this for...

    as long as any music performed to D MUSIC

    before Kraylen was J Flow (way old)

    nah was a freshman, I was in utero

    when Frederick Douglas died, the guy went to his funeral!

    in GRB beta or something

    the one they never discussed after it happened? guess it's better than nothing

    thought I wouldn't go there had a line against Black Jesus

    about a frog in his throat? I thought it was dope

    but how can you diss?

    you both have that common approach

    he has a frog in his throat,but the one in yours probably croaked!

    punch after punch. all comedy, folks

    but you're shaking in here, you got that Muhammad approach

    you're a problem,but not at all in your posts

    plain(plane) lines, you fallen in, coach...

    throwing gang signs would body us both!

    you lost to Laws in that final round was your sacrifice

    cause now you're Law-abiding, obeying all the traffic lights

    how you feel when you hit the road in that green civic

    with your blinkers on, going 60 under the speed limit? HANH?

    [beat switch]

    Hope you got your dentures packed, going to Disney Land

    palm reader, I got this battle right 'in my hand'

    you've been here over a decade, but I don't give a damn!

    if the world's the audience? you're still in the stands!

    Bruce Campbell on Nah' - treat it like Evil Dead

    anesthetics ain't working - 'nobody feeling Med'!

    05, and this motherfucker had no drive

    you smelling what I'm cooking, cause your career took a nose dive!

    oh those jokes you writing, Nah', is so live

    can I get your autograph? nah nigga - you're old and whack!

    Bux destroyed you, my nigga - you ain't get over that

    still waiting for the RM community…

    to treat you like a star,but nobody knows who you b…

    after your ass went out of town: Cleveland on Spooner St.

    What up Garcia Vega? What up Radius? (what up)

    what up The Management (what up) Shout out your alias

    (faviano faviano) this nerd playing

    sounding like a Nimrod in raps. Stupidness Verbatim

    You went 4 minutes in that track against Bux

    and lost that in the first round, so the facts say enough, you faggot

    You're not skilled, you're not sick, you're not dope

    You just 'turn & buckle' - I'm at the 'top rope'

    got your ahead above water now - you cannot float

    those lights turned on, and all I see is a cockroach

    got a stick up your ass about us new niggas

    over shadowing your talent - call me the Doom Bringer

    this gonna have the same result as a plane crashing

    when I make your Atom React, like you're Duane Jackson

    …and this ain't about peace to me

    your ass a 'dead beat'; it'll match your 'EKG'

    voice like a grandpa, I gotta change the frequency

    Def Not Emo swag, you get this 'beat' for free
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  3. Nahmed

    Nahmed Good Business

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    https://soundcloud.com/themanagement-2
    Celph Taut/Kool Aid
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    you run in to me then I'm the one to defeat ya
    outshined and crushed on the beat when no one did a feature
    bruh you shoulda studied at least the elites but you 'Celph Taut'
    another case of the student fucking the teacher
    you modeled your game in your mom's little basement
    no confidence, you're talking real strange with the awkwardest cadence
    uh... i thought him caucasian til I saw what his face is
    problem is.. he said "nigga" and I thought he was racist
    break him.. up... like a pinata
    battles lined up in my honor, ya honor
    i heard your beats.. like house slash south/jazz
    take em off of Soundcloud and put em up on Soundclash
    damn bro, you Van Gogh- your 'ear is very off'
    Forget it dog. I wouldn't collab with you on separate songs
    No help at all this time the mods will send him off
    'Departed' in second place... 'cause Scorcese/score says he lost
    any naysayers can kiss on L's ring
    for any haters the haymaker's my best swing
    I'll knock you the fuck out, the birds in your head sing
    you won't know what's going on.. this clueless fuck missed a bell ding
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    i ain't done with you yet..dinner. i ain't come for your neck.. killa.
    i ain't gon address them A-cups on your chest... NIGGA
    you're fuck in the head.. he running to get thinner
    i'd be surprised if that WASN'T a dress. nigga....
    you work at Avon, go to Akon Concerts
    you fucking hair dresser I would stay off my turf
    dude your arms are terrible, like.. serious.
    you need some chemicals in your arms, like.. Syria's
    you resemble a transgender lesbian
    "picture 'snapping fingers" like prepubescent ghetto chics
    bruh you hella feminine
    looking like you bout to shake your tambourine and gon get yourself a gentleman
    Developing the Neyo's hair traits
    call himself Tender Slim when he sings all queer
    representing with that "he don't care" face
    Lookin sweet behind that cellll, he need to be on Beyond Scared Straight

    taking you to school for real
    your cinderella story is over ... "hey kool... your heels"
    you this close to a deal.. except you lack appeal
    talent and any general music skills.. oh.
    your retarded shit ain't moving, it's juvenile. slow motion
    And I don't know how to act when this hoe opens
    he talk about his life on the stage and it's so bogus
    more often then not I say "that was a lie", Maury Povich
    he only likes to play with the twat, no poking
    this Poser put his face in the box, no Voguing
    head to the bright light, Madonna
    cattle lined up for the slaughter for dollars.

    hey Violet.. do i look like i give a fuck man?
    you as violent as Justin while's he vibing to Just Dance
    spiking the punch, 'fucking waist high with substance'
    if you the Kool-Aid Man, then I am the Duffman
    my "oh yeah" is better. you are Live on the Snuff Cam.
    either bury him or find him a dustpan
    you pie as fuck, Friar Tuck of the Merry Men
    I 'clean up with ladies'... you wife em up.. you Maid Marian/marryin
    get swept up bitches....
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  4. Blackanese

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    nahmed
    take em off of Soundcloud and put em up on Soundclash


    you need some chemicals in your arms, like.. Syria's


    spiking the punch, fucking waist high with substance
    if you the Kool-Aid Man, then I am Duffman

    ^crucial



    kool

    and you've been doing this for...

    as long as any music performed to D MUSIC

    before Kraylen was J Flow (way old)

    nah was a freshman, I was in utero

    when Frederick Douglas died, the guy went to his funeral!

    this whole scheme was ridic

    round 3 is something crazy, every battle been close as fuck, niggas in here thirsty

    edit**

    after listening again, my vote goes to nahmed
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  5. MC propaganda

    MC propaganda Well-Known Member

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    This is a great battle. Nahmed came with that usual dopeness. Style is great and some good material. More comfortable on the mic than most. Schemes are awesome.

    Laid was more personal and straight to the point, attacking with some good lines, and good flow.

    This battle deserves a few more listens before I vote.

    Great job by both.
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  6. PicholasNaugam

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    Kool – Liked the beat selection right away! Damn loved the flow in the first part of the track, was reading along to it, pretty sick man, nice punches, lot of personal shit in there.. liked this line:
    “ n' that's when 'radius' was 'a-round', that ain't personal yet...

    it's a decade later, and 'half of your circle' is left

    So when you're dropping metaphors thinking your verse is COMPLEX?

    they really know that nah can't VIBE with my personal best (GET EM)”
    Turn an Buckle line was pretty sick… liked this track man, im feeling your style brother man!
    Listening to the next guy:
    Nahmed – lol like the beat man, good wordplay and flow on this joint.. I liked the soundcloud/soundclash line.. damn the Syria was line was sick too.. I didn’t see nothing wrong with any of these tracks
    Both of you guys have it to both be finalist. This is an amazing battles, can tell you both hungry as fuck.
    I gotta give it to Nahmed.
    He got it in my opinion.
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  7. its papi

    its papi inellek my middle name

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    Why dont i see nahmeds?
    Kool isdope tho
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  8. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Kool laid- nothing really stood out for me. The flow was good. The Fred Douglas line was ok. I was more entertained by the pics on the video.

    Nahmed-loved that first beat I was hoping you stayed on it. The Syria line. Kool laid/duffman line. Van Gough ear off line etc. you had some shit

    Vote-Nahmed

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  9. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    kool, I think you chose the perfect reverb for that first beat man. it sounds really fresh and I like it.
    I think nahmed took this battle, but kool I don't want you to think that your word play went unnoticed. The way you flipped some of those schemes was really dope, so don't at all be discouraged. if you were trash i'd say you're trash.

    nahmed won on account of also having some creative wordplay, but really because he was meaner. you both sounded pretty fresh though. damn these are hard to judge now.
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  10. SpoonFull

    SpoonFull Lovely

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    This was seriously close. Kool, you sound like some early 90's Mobb/Nas shit on that first beat. Really well done. Nahmed, crucial as always. In sum, I got a tie with lyrics but Nahmed flipped a more polished style. v/ Nahmed
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  11. ENGengENG

    ENGengENG victim of power issues

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    this battle was closer than i thought.. these match ups are like the most even out of any round 3 ever tbh..

    kool laid sounds like hes progressed every round.. his bars were actually structured really well.. i think his mic quality is taking him down a notch tho.. making the delivery sound muffled or something... lines were there and so was the flow

    nahmed merked it as usual.. another dude whos gotten way better over the years.. a lot of variety in his flow and unorthodox bars etc.. goes in tbh..

    i got med taking this..
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  12. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    I wanna give kool a shot because i see improvement every round but this nikka nahmed always has a nasty bar structure and delivery

    I think nahmed one of the most slept on n the grb


    Vote nahmed

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  14. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    @KooL La!d I just let your soundcloud page run a lil bit. I like your old school feel/sound. shits a nice change.
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  15. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    kool aid: we need to work bruh

    u had some sick ass lnes but i liked ur round 2 better
    there were parts were ur shit sounded rshed u didnt enunciate shit to me


    nahmed: lol @ the racist shit ur track just entertained me a bit more
    u have a good way of breakin down opponenets

    vote nahmed
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  16. warbux

    warbux Robber Dinero

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    Nahmed a beast people been sleepin on him the whole tourney tbh. Koolaid was kool but I think Nahmed just generally outclassed him here. If that ain't thorough enough to count @J o o k lemme know.

    vote - Nahmed
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  17. GarciaVega

    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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    Kool got out battled here but I think hes dope..

    one thing I like about these grbs is it gives me a chance to check people out I haven't before...I think the vote count dosent accurately represent the closeness of this battle..

    Nahmed is a fucking monster.. he has to be he beat me before..lol
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  18. GarciaVega

    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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    oops...I actually ment to vote for nahmed..

    there should be an are you sure pop up after you click..
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  19. MC propaganda

    MC propaganda Well-Known Member

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    back to vote

    Koolaid, i love the style. You did a great job this tourney. You had a great attack and great personals. You have great potential and I thought this was a killer verse. I think this battle is closer than what the votes indicate, but Nahmed is a vet. Hes been doing this longer than most people know and just has a crazy dope style. He edged it stylistically and with the mixing up of good schemes, good lines, and dope flow. Its too bad Koolaid didn't get a few other cats this round, cause I feel this verse had what it takes to move forth.

    Kudos to koolaid and nahmed both. But I gotta go with Nah.
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  20. Punches

    Punches a.k.a UH OH

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    Woww, Nahmed might be my favorite writer in the GRB...I'm a sucker for complex punchlines and subtle wittiness, flow and delivery were dope as hell in this....incredibly slept on as always, you know this by now

    Kool Aid surprised me as well, very good verse...I just thought Nahmed's was too dope

    v/Nahmed
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