GRAB!... SOME!... BOOBS! -BudLight spoof

Discussion in 'Man Enough' started by Alias3000, Nov 2, 2011.

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  1. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys gather round, now listen guys, it's a hot girl out there waiting on you to come get that...she don't know it yet...but you do...so here's what you do...I want you wash your ass and brush your teeth before you leave to go pick her up...and when you get there you greet her mama with the nicest words you can muster....then I want you open every door for that awesome piece of coochie you're about to go lay...because if she's not comfy...you won't be comfy guys...then I want you drive your car like Formula 1 to the hotel, picking up your favorite rubbaz on the way and any other party favor you need...weed...drank..whatever...then I want you to carry your prize from the car to the hotel room just to show her that you don't want no parts of her getting dirty because she's not just some girls guys...she's your girl......then I want you to get that juicy piece of girlfriend and lay her on the couch,:hide2: pull her panties off nice and slow, kiss her ass:asskiss:...and let her know it's about to go down baby...now say it with me...

    GRAB !...SOME!...BOOOBS!!!
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  2. SzOKrates

    SzOKrates iudicium hoc

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    GRAB!...SOME!...BOOOBS!l!
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  3. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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  4. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    that means hes touched more breasts than 100,000 japanese men have in one year on average.

    russian girls r cutiepies
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  5. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...yes, and yes again. :funny:
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  6. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Did it bother anyone else that most of those girls looked 12?
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...and that one 3 smacked the guy?
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  8. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Out of a thousand only 3 or 4 touched him? Damn that's a bad rep.

    If a girl isn't touching you, she isn't interested in ... relations.

    poor dude.
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Many more touched the guy, some even kissed him, others posed, etc, but only 3 women hit the guy.
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  10. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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  11. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    :scared: If my date is still living with her mother, I'm not dating her.
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  12. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    Touch the boobs bitches touch the boobs!!!
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