Good honest advice from female for a date.

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  1. WWByeye

    WWByeye former White widow

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    1. Don`t come drunk.
    2. Don`t come drunk.
    3. Don`t come drunk.
    4. Don`t shout "where ya been all day". Say "I missed you."
    5. Don`t bring 2 dope looking chicks w u, if your date has said she`s not bi, and then start complaining she gives em too much attention.
    6. Don`t bring your friend, if your date`s got problem w him. (if u have other friends).
    7. Make some planning or compromise w other ppl`s plans if there are many ppl.
    8. If some Russian guys come around drunk saying them can take your girl and are twice your size, don`t call your date a ho after she has got rid of them. Tell the guys u can take their fat ladies em are trying to impress and run.
    9. If you date`s got a bike, don`t start complaining about it. Blame yourself. U were late, not her.
    10.Don`t except her listen whining and crying about shits and then refuse to listen to her. It tells her u rather listen your friends problems and that hers ain`t shit.

    If u take this advice u may not be part of drunk furious crowd coming out from bars not getting pussy and getting into troubles.

    Good luck.
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  2. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Yeah...

    We have a big problem with Russian men trying to take our girls here. Obama and the Whitehouse are working on a solution as we speak.
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  3. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    this is some quality advise, thanks a lot!
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  4. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    9. If you date`s got a bike, don`t start complaining about it. Blame yourself. U were late, not her.
    10.Don`t except her listen whining and crying about shits and then refuse to listen to her. It tells her u rather listen your friends problems and that hers ain`t shit.


    can someone explain those 2 to me? i don't understand.

    why would i care if she had a bike?
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  5. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    ha!!!
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  6. LeopardSpots

    LeopardSpots New Member

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    this is what I tell guys all the time.
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  7. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    dunno about you guys but us toronto boys been following these commandments for time
    emphasis on #8
    fucking russians
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  8. LeopardSpots

    LeopardSpots New Member

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    I'm glad this was put back to it's rightful place tbh.
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  9. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Wait, so I don't get it.

    Should I come drunk?
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  10. LeopardSpots

    LeopardSpots New Member

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    obviously
    don't get mad about the bike tho cause you were late

    :mad:
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  11. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Yet to experience whiskey dick, tbh.

    *knocks on wood*
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  12. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    *and I don't mean my dick*
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  13. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    Keeps is going to end up part of a drunk furious crowd.
    sno dat.
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  14. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    lmaoooooooooo :funny:
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  15. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Just waitin' for the right time, tbh.
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  16. JerzisGod

    JerzisGod Wavy Jones

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    i wanna slap my cock against spots ass crack real talk
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    #8 basically says though that youre willing to trade your fine ass lady friend for their two fat chicks, AND youre also going to run while doing it!

    theyd be like "okay vunny boouy, miit yer maker" and then theyd whip out a butchers carving knife and stab you in the jiblets infront of everyone. Then theyd take your girl, and their two ladies. Win-win for them, Respect AND 3 ladies. Prolly wouldnt even pay for their drinks and leave for the hotel room gangbang.
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  18. WWByeye

    WWByeye former White widow

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    Ohh....
    I posted this drunk & pissed in the beginning of summer, didn`t ever have "balls" to come back to it...
    To the latest post, I started rappin like "I`ve got the e-cup babe" and em disappeared and him kept mocking me of that to the end of the night
    but him keeps calling me and doesn`t have em numbers so I guess I did sthing right :p
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  19. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    oh, it all makes sense now
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  20. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    i feel that based on the information given in the OP i could bag wwbyeye

    based on the specific nature of 'russian guys' and not just 'some guys' makes me nervous though.


    do your dates often get interrupted by russians?
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