Let's review said plan shall we? - create humans ignorant of how to be good or evil - make disobeying you inherently evil - position temptation of said knowledge where new infantile humans reside - allow "talking animal" to seduce humans into acquiring knowledge of good and evil - blame humans for committing act of "evil" before ever knowing what evil is - Sentence ALL humans, not just the original two to die because of this act - Allow faulty creations to continue to exist but under strict barbaric laws - make no attempt to guide humans yourself - when unguided primitive humans disappoint you do not help them, DROWN THEM - Offer yourself as a blood sacrifice as a loop hole to make humans worthy to be in your presence. - humans born and dead before your sacrifice...probably fucked *shrug* - require belief in your bloody death as a prerequisite to claiming the saving effect of it - have the events of the sacrifice take place when it cannot be observed or verified as actually have taken place - punish all humans who do not accept the poorly told, heavily edited accounts of your death eternally with no chance of post death redemption - arbitrarily give up vast influence in the human world to your evil arch enemy - take sweet ass time getting back to the humans to save them from said enemy. Allow him to freely "steal, kill, and destroy". - Plan a horrifying supernatural war for control of remaining humans and their world. - Whoever's left to follow you back home has the exclusive job of telling you how awesome your plan was 24/7 God is a fucking moron....or fictional.