God's Plan Sucks

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  1. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    Let's review said plan shall we?

    - create humans ignorant of how to be good or evil
    - make disobeying you inherently evil
    - position temptation of said knowledge where new infantile humans reside
    - allow "talking animal" to seduce humans into acquiring knowledge of good and evil
    - blame humans for committing act of "evil" before ever knowing what evil is
    - Sentence ALL humans, not just the original two to die because of this act
    - Allow faulty creations to continue to exist but under strict barbaric laws
    - make no attempt to guide humans yourself
    - when unguided primitive humans disappoint you do not help them, DROWN THEM
    - Offer yourself as a blood sacrifice as a loop hole to make humans worthy to be in your presence.
    - humans born and dead before your sacrifice...probably fucked *shrug*
    - require belief in your bloody death as a prerequisite to claiming the saving effect of it
    - have the events of the sacrifice take place when it cannot be observed or verified as actually have taken place
    - punish all humans who do not accept the poorly told, heavily edited accounts of your death eternally with no chance of post death redemption
    - arbitrarily give up vast influence in the human world to your evil arch enemy
    - take sweet ass time getting back to the humans to save them from said enemy. Allow him to freely "steal, kill, and destroy".
    - Plan a horrifying supernatural war for control of remaining humans and their world.
    - Whoever's left to follow you back home has the exclusive job of telling you how awesome your plan was 24/7

    God is a fucking moron....or fictional.
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  2. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    damn.. i shouldn't have read that..
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  3. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    Your world is shattered. S'ok, it's what I do.
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  4. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    too bad i walk by faith and not by sight tho right?
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  5. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    ^Yes.

    That's a real sound policy.
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  6. NightmareEx

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    Unfortunately you are all but admitting you would be ignoring reality and logic. I don't think that's something you'd want to admit.
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  7. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    "lean not on ur own understandings"

    -bible quote
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  8. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    yer talkin' about bible god tho, bible god is a douche...god god ain't so bad tho, and most likely supports your view of bible god too
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  9. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    Everyone seems to be in the know about what god feels about things.
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  10. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    .......
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  11. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    if there is a "god" it would feel everysingle way about everysingle thing, essentially indifferent due to it's completeness
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  12. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    Contribute something constructive or GTFO of my thread.
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  13. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Read my responses in quote
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  14. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    Proselytizing garbage. Not a real response.
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  15. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    hey nitmare-x

    whatever happened in life that put the bitter seed of resentment in your heart towards god..

    just know that god is waiting to reconcile with you and he still loves you don't let the troubles of this world get you down man, take comfort in the father b/c he truly cares about you and loves you.. he's trying to tell you come home..

    Jeremiah 29:11

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    11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.



    the devil want's you to believe gods' a distant hand and a cruel mean person but the truth is

    he's waiting for you still loves you.. don't be discouraged..
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  16. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    "punish all humans who do not accept the poorly told, heavily edited accounts of your death eternally with no chance of post death redemption."

    should've left that out. it's a stupid argument and severely detracts from the rest of your points.
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  17. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    bump..
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  18. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    So now there are two gods? How convenient. You all need to shake your twisted heads.
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  19. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    he's saying the bible version of god is a douche..

    he believes in more of a "universal" god so to speak.
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  20. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I am aware of what he was saying. My point...is you can't have it both ways. The bible is reportedly the story of said God, and religions are based on said bible. It seems in order to defend his God, he has to make up his own version of it. Lame.
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