God is an Imposter

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  1. Ass Napkin Ed

    Ass Napkin Ed DC - 19th & Benning Rd

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    The one you call God that is written in your 'Holy Books' is really a low level demon

    hear me out

    This God is Jealous, wants constant worship, encourages death for those who worship differently, sends prophets to lead wars that slaughter men, women, and children.
    The Entity you been taught to call God (allah, yah, el, jesus) is a Pretender
    a very Pompous, Vain, Person, that wants constant Adoration which is displayed by extraordinary behavior such as encouraging fathers to sacrifice their own sons.

    Dont look at what God says - look at what God actually does

    look at the burnings at the stake
    look at the stoning to death

    now you will better understand the Nature of the Entity you are Worshiping
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  2. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    There is no such thing as demons.

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  3. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    I've been presenting this as an alternative theory for a long time, but as Satan and not simply a common demon.

    Lucifer, in Christian mythology would be the king of deception. What better way to deceive humans than by writing a book by which "good" people would think that following said book would end with them going to heaven. In this scenario, people who got baptized and followed the holy books would actually end up in hell with Satan and the "bad" people would actually end up going to heaven to cause havoc.

    Seems like the ultimate destructive plan to me.
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  4. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    this makes way more sense and i've always feared this
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  5. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Just so we're all clear, Ass Napkin Ned stole this idea.

    Evidence?

    Ass Napkin Ned does not recognize post hoc ergo propter hoc. That if something precedes something, the subsequent entity must therefore be a derivative. The idea he proposes has preceded him, therefore he has stolen it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_as_the_Devil

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  6. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Ya this concept isnt new.
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  7. antilluminati

    antilluminati Well-Known Member

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    Its been said the devil will use the written word as his tool. Why is it hard to believe that tool could be the bible? It mostly strengthens the foothold of psychopaths.
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  8. Ass Napkin Ed

    Ass Napkin Ed DC - 19th & Benning Rd

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    the difference in me presenting an idea and when you do it
    is that you actually copy/paste - word for word and pass it off as your own = steal
    i use my own words to introduce old ancient ideas and expound on them = original

    see the difference
    get over the debate you lost with me on the Epic of Gilgamesh
    and lets move in
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  9. Ass Napkin Ed

    Ass Napkin Ed DC - 19th & Benning Rd

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    exactly - you and LP are on the right track
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  10. reggie_jax

    reggie_jax rapper noyd

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    you're abusing this fallacy. suggesting that one event following another proves causation is a fallacy. if two events are linked in other ways and then on top of that one follows the other chronologically, you can start to reason which one influenced the other.

    this doesn't mean that we throw out all attempts to link two events together. it means that there needs to be more than just a timeline to link them together.
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  11. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    She's a pseudo-intellectual with a Wikipedia education.

    But I give her credit for not being a complete fucking idiot like most people in her age group (18-21 i'm assuming)

    Interesting idea. There are still Christian sects who believe this. The Abrahamic God definitely fits the bill of a malevolent trickster with a fondness for fear manipulation.
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  12. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    90% sure Alice is one of those damaged Tumblr feminists.
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  13. Ass Napkin Ed

    Ass Napkin Ed DC - 19th & Benning Rd

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    Caesar with the profound knowledge as usual
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  14. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    To be sure, I'm not the one abusing the fallacy.

    Ass Napkin Ned is. I've been trying to explain the exact same things you just said to him for some time.

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  15. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    I'm also pretty sure I came up with this idea when I was twelve.

    If presenting something in one's own words is original, than Noah's ark story is totally original. *wink wink*
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  16. reggie_jax

    reggie_jax rapper noyd

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    i perceived that you were accusing him of committing that fallacy with the comparison of ancient texts.
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    god isnt an imposter

    but i understand that your view of what god is makes him one. SO yeah that version of god is an imposter

    ;)
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  18. Ass Napkin Ed

    Ass Napkin Ed DC - 19th & Benning Rd

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    well glad someone here knows and can comprehend what God is here
    even calls God - 'him'
    do you also know the size of his penis? being that its a 'He'
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  19. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    in my case gods a he.

    i dont want to tell you my penis size
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