Glutes workout

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  1. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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  2. Short2003

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  4. the same effect can be achieved by making me a sandwich
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  5. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    ...or giving a great blow job...

    How ironic is it that the chick that's trying to help you develop the ultimate ass doesn't have an ass at all?
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  6. GodLooksUpToMe

    GodLooksUpToMe You do too

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    anythingelse is a lie
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  7. Dark_Sun

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    That kinda shit just pisses me off that people don't pay attention to detail like that...
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  8. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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  9. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    My lower body will become more toned and succulent just by slapping some deli meat onto a piece of bread? My friends at Subway Sandwiches adamantly disagree.
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  10. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    She's fit and nicely toned. She has the ultimate ass for HER body type.

    If I follow the workout, I will have the "ultimate" ass for mine. And THAT is the point/goal.

    I think it's pretty much understood that we are all built and proportioned differently and will acheive different [looking] results by using the same method.

    If I follow her routine, my already ample behind will lift and become more toned... but it will still be "big".... it won't shrink to the size of that woman's behind. I'm not built like her.

    It pisses me off when people don't pay attention to detail like THAT.

    **huggs DS**
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  11. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    *Grabbing that ample behind of yours as you hug me*

    Can we get some before, during and after shots or your ultimate ass?
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  12. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    man this thread is great!!
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  13. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    **kneeing you in the nads & patting you on the head as you're doubled over in pain**

    I woulda flirted back, but I wouldnt wanna make a bed I may have to lie in

    **shaking my ultimate ass as I strut off into the sunset**
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  14. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    How's your fitness plan coming along, lady?

    I ran the bleachers yesterday and my buns are a lil sore today.
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    ^I know they're aching for a rubdown, too...

    *rubs tight-eyes ass while DS jacks off in the corner and BBG writes her a sonnet*
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  16. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    I wouldn't be in pain if you kneed me in the nutts. I've been doing the ultimate cock and balls exercise that has lifted and toned my genitals into the strongest substance known to man, even stronger than diamonds when soft. If anything you would probably break your knee.

    I don't milk women to flirt with me anyway so only those who are hypnotized by my presence will gladly make a bed for both of us to lie in together.

    You can shake your ultimate ass as you strut off into the sunset for now but when it gets Dark outside you will be knocking on my door for the Sun that's in my underwear...I brighten every woman's day with that no matter what time of day it is..

    If I have to jack off it's just to get that first nutt out of the way so I can go longer with an eager woman because they hate it when I stop. Aint that right tight?
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  17. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Mkay *blank stare*

    Back to the workouts... drop some more clips w/good routines ladies!!!
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  19. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Girl, that was the first one I saw. That shit is CRAZY. My goal is to be able to do that by next month.

    I need some new shoes... time for mind control!!!
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  20. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    All of this bullshit is nonsense take it from me. If you want to have a nice ass, these stupid minimal resistance aerobic type moves ain't doing shit. You need to hit up the gym, with real weights, do lunges, squats and sissy squats.

    And running stairs and bleachers will help too.
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