FYI I didn't sleep with that 57 year old woman

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Dec 20, 2013.

  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    She fronted and never came

    Yesterday I did sleep with a fly white chick, 19 years old from Nassau county

    She was real bad

    And I am going to the Bronx on Monday to meet a fly black women. 42 years old and I plan on sleeping with her too

    I'm doing real well and getting mad women now, from match.com and a chat line

    I was stuck in a nursing home for 2 years so I'm catching up now and doing my thing, don't hate
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  2. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Paper for prez
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  3. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    I want Paper to inherit the Caesar account when I retire.
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  4. quotive

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    i would say some mean sh!t but rm too soft on this side of the board.
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  5. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Nigga

    Anybody who would pal up with C-Money is a lame.
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  6. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    You should fuck them all without condom so we dont have to read your threads anymore.
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    This nigga would fuck a parrot if it mimicked the right phrase....
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  8. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    parrots are tighter...just saying
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  9. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Dex you the man son

    I got so many women it's hard to even keep up with all of them
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  10. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Yeeeeaaaah AEH is so edgy with their "you get no pussy" variations as insults.


    Say what you want to Paper, he's around to defend himself. Talking shit about a dead person is hypno level gay.
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  11. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Match.com :funny:
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  12. quotive

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    bruh who the fuck is talking about dead people?
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    pimpin da hoes
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  14. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Boats and hoes!
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  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    You was asking jook to fuck a poster who passed aways girl.
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  16. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Wasn't that Dolla?
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  17. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Dolla said Gal got his life insurance or some shit, which was fucked up too. Quo was foul as fuck though.
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  18. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    I agree. Niggas is corny tryna get a laugh cuz we all know it's different when it's personal and hits to home. Which is highly inevitable.
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  19. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    That's the joy of the internet. Everyone's a fuckin comedian.
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  20. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Fixed for accuracy.
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