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John Cena revealed the most embarrassing thing to happen to him in or out of the ring. Cena reveals that it was in Winnipeg when he was wrestling Scott Steiner. Cena said that he had food poisoning and had to go under the ring to puke after taking a DDT, however, while puking he crapped his pants.
Ken Shamrock Vs. the Nasty Boys
By Frank Dusek
I wasn't in the motel when the fight happened. I was running South Atlantic Pro Wrestling at the time so it was my responsibility to find out what happened.
Ken was in bad shape and left soon after the incident to recover. He never had too much to say about the entire affair. He took one whale of a beating. His head was swollen to the point that it almost didn't look human. His entire face was a mass of purples, greens and shades of yellow.
According to the Nasty Boys, the trouble started over a girl. After a show, Ken went to the Nasty's room to "have it out" with Knobs. Knobs was in bed when Ken knocked so Saggs answered the door. According to them, when they opened the door, Shamrock burst into the room and jumped onto Knobs, beating the daylights out of him. If I remember right, Knobs did have a black eye and some swelling the next day.
It has always struck me as odd that a man as accustomed to fighting as Ken Shamrock obviously is, wouldn't take into consideration the fact that his opponent's partner might not just stand by and let his friend take a butt whipping.
According to the Nasty Boys, Saggs joined the fray and the two quickly got the better of a much smaller Ken Shamrock than the one in the WWF today.
Just like Shamrock, the Nasty Boys aren't strangers to fighting and once they got Shamrock down they smelled blood they went into a blind rage. Shamrock lost consciousness as the Nasties continued their assault on the prone Shamrock putting the boots to his head and face.
All the commotion brought out Robert Fuller who was staying in the same motel. It was Fuller and the Pit Bulldogs (Rex & Spike) that talked the Nasty Boys out of throwing the unconscious Shamrock off the balcony to the cement walk below.
I don't know if Ken Shamrock and the Nasty Boys have been on the same card since this happened, but I would hate to be in the way the first time they met.
I doubt either Ken Shamrock or the Nasty Boys have forgotten.
Roddy Piper Goes Alligator Hunting
By Frank Dusek
In the "Message Board" section of theWebsite someone asked me about the time I watched some wrestlers go alligator hunting. Most of what follows is true.
I was wrestling in Florida in the 1984. My regular traveling companions were "Big Nasty" Angelo Mosca, Kevin Sullivan Kevin Sullivanand a referee by the name of Bill Alfonso. On this occasion, Mosca had gone home to Canada to take care of some business. To help support the cards in Nasty’s absence, Eddie Graham brought in Rowdy Roddy Piper for a few dates.
On the way to Miami from Tampa there are literally miles and miles of canals, all filled will alligators. Piper had decided that he wanted to bag one of these gators to make himself a belt and a pair of boots. On a semi-deserted stretch of highway we sighted a potential target and pulled off the road.
Across the black water of a canal was a gator about six-feet long. Since alligator hunting is illegal, I won’t say who actually fired the shots, but it was clear that at least two hit the mark. The gator just floated there, 20 feet from where we stood. All that was left was to retrieve the trophy.
Kevin Sullivan said that he had read that pearl divers in the Pacific would slap the water to keep the sharks away while their partners dove for pearls. Sullivan said he would go into the water and slap it if Piper would retrieve the dead alligator.
Both Piper and Sullivan stripped to their tights (a lot of planning had gone into this since both wore their wrestling tights under their clothes). Sullivan entered the water to about his waist and began to slap the surface. Understand that the water in these Florida canals is as black as midnight. There’s absolutely no way to see anything more than a few inches below the surface.
Piper followed Sullivan into the water and began to wade toward the "dead" alligator. Just as Piper reached the level where he would have to stop wading and start swimming the worst of all possible things happened. The alligator moved. Not only did it move it began to swim and then disappeared under the water.
I won’t claim it was a miracle, but I did see two mortals "walk on water" that day as both Kevin Sullivan and Roddy Piper made their way, rather quickly, out of that canal.
Needless to say, Piper didn’t get the hide for his belt and boots.
some urban legends:
Virgil got his job in the WWF by walking into Pat Patterson's office, and laying his cock on his desk. he was also once caught blowing himself in the locker room.
DDP once loaned his wife Kim out to Eric bischoff in order to sustain his push in WCW
The Rock 'n' Roll Express once walked in on Jimmy Valiant having a wank underneath a glass table that a hooker was shitting on. Ricky spewed and left, but Robert stayed and watched.
Sabu once performed oral sex on a valet in the locker room, when asked if it was good he said "Smell my mustache". He also once kicked a dog in a bag down some stairs.
Sunny and Chris Candido once had a threesome with Jake The Snake in order to score some crack.
Lita was pissed on by Danny Doring and Steve Corino, and traded sex for wrestling training in Mexico cos she was broke.
Ric Flair wont have sex with any woman without pubic hair, "No hair, no Flair WOOO000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shawn Michaels totally loses it with Vader in the middle of a match. He never liked him anyway, though he was too stiff for the modern era, possibly the only opinion him and Bret Hart ever shared. It was one of them two who got him kicked out eventually too. Anyway, in this match HBK tries to do something off the top and Vader just lies there lol. Then Michaels looks like a tit and starts screaming "MOVE!" at him and kicks him in the face for good measure lol.
Watch from 5 minutes exactly.
A few more urban legends:
Vince McMahon is thought to have had a threesome with Sable and Brock Lesnar. He's also thought to have had a relationship with Jacqueline (hence why she was employed for so long), and even Shawn Michaels (not sure I believe that one, but i guess they don't call him HBGay for nothing)
Jacqueline has also regularly been the fuck buddy of Jerry Lawler, Jim Cornette, just about everyone in the old Memphis territory, and was Kurt Angles road bitch.
Rhino used to jack off in the middle of the locker rooms at indy shows.
Steve "Brooklyn Brawler" Lombardi was a butt buddy of Pat Patterson's, and is now with Harvey Wippleman
While a substitute teacher, Bruce Hart got a 14 year old pregnant and married her. Once they got divorced, Davey Boy Smith had his go.
Sunny had sex with TAKA while Chris Candido watched (sorry disco)
While in Peru, Lita was sucking off a wrestler, this is a quote from the indy wrestler invovled "I hadn't jacked it in like 3 weeks and I tried to smarten her up, but she wouldn't listen. I came like a fucking geyser and she swallowed the whole thing"
Molly Holly after a bad match with Chyna, got into a legit fight with her backstage. After taking a few punches from Chyna which made very little impact, Molly knocked her out with one punch
John Kronus and Nicole Bass made a bondage porn which did the rounds on the internet a few years ago (and I thought the Chyna porno was bad).
I don't know how true it is (it's from that Ring of Hell book), but I love the story of Antonio Inoki buying an island from Fidel Castro after Castro told him there was buried treasure on the island. Inoki then immediately started looking for financial backing to search for the treasure and named the island Inoki Friendship Island.
my favorite urban legend (i read somewhere that it was actually confirmed, although that could be bullshit too, but it really doesn't seem out of character at all for anyone involved):
205. Ahmed Johnson did a lot of coke back around 1996 at the height of his WWF pay. I don't think I have to tell you that Chris and Tammy enjoy their fair share of nose candy. Well once they had blown through their cash but were still jonesing, they got desparate. They asked Ahmed for an eight ball on credit. He laughed and said, "Black people don't believe in credit. But we can barter." Chris asked what he wanted and Ahmed nodded in her direction. Chris looked at Tammy who shrugged before he said, "Well hey don't hurt her, okay?" So like twenty minutes later Ahmed finishes and Tammy leaves his room with the tiny, paper envelope. Instead of going back and using it with Chris (who was in their room freaking out), she did the coke with Shawn Michaels and spent the night in his room. A few hours later a frantic Candido starts banging on Ahmed's door. Ahmed answers the door and Candido asks, "Is Tammy here?" Ahmed shrugs and Chris says, "Where the fuck is Tammy?" Ahmed says he doesn't know because she left hours ago. Candido immediately abandons his search and says, "Well did she take the dope with her?" The next morning he still hasn't seen Tammy so he goes to the front desk where he runs into Shawn Michaels in the lobby. Shawn walks up to Candido and pushes a nostril close, sniffs, and says, "Thanks for the bump, Chris." Chris asked where Tammy was and Shawn said, "She's probably back in your room now." Candido stormed up to see her, got in a big argument, went to the building, and quit on the spot. The agent told him he couldn't quit w/o a written notice. So he picked up a booking sheet, flipped it over, and wrote: "I quit. Chris Candido" And that was the end of his WWF career.
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