Funny az shit fairytale cypher

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  1. ThaMaddHatter

    ThaMaddHatter Ya mommaz pimp

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    This iz on some wacked out shit. Follow wit 2 lines, and keep it rollin.

    Once upon a time, I strolled thru tha woods one day
    When I snapped Goldilox for them Three Bears chains
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  2. YuNg WiZ

    YuNg WiZ aka L.O.G.I.C.

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    and a couple boxes of cocaine, that they said was just right
    then by surprise I ran into lil red ridin hood, that very night
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  3. canabi

    canabi Blow Me

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    whack i know but hey its a fairytail
    the bitch slobbed my knob over at grannys house
    til cinderella came in lookin for that fat ass mouse
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  4. ~Get Ill~

    ~Get Ill~ PKTO

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    with more blow in my system then that dirty ass wolf
    pigs catch my drift like a magic carpet, catch my drift?
    started down the trail, feeling ill i ate an apple
    started drinking with this witch, her potion tasted like snapple
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    started drinking with this witch, her potion tasted like snapple

    thats when i got tackled by a guy in shackles named the jackal
    i heard a crackle and new the jackal had ruined my blue kangol
    i saw the witch cackle then she ran off to go tattle
    cuz i killed her guy in shackles for causing the giant hassle
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  6. ~Get Ill~

    ~Get Ill~ PKTO

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    had to run as fast as i could to the nearest castle
    with a crew of angry midgets at my side as my backup
    any wizard goblin or fairy would get smacked up
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  7. K.I.T.

    K.I.T. Member

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    I'm a bad fuck, white-tee's, and black chuck's,/
    bangin' on these little goblin's and throwin' my set up//
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  8. -Alk-

    -Alk- AlkatraZ

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    He didn't leave me with much of a story to tell
    I got a fairytale of sweatshop workers stored in a well
    Trapped in a hole, with more darkness than is trapped in their souls
    The leader of the group felt emotion to make him have to explode...

    keep it going, i dunno
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  9. M-O-A Thug

    M-O-A Thug New Member

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    in fortress, from the soul, goblins playing taking down our pole/
    as their main goal, for total control//
    on the situation, war and penetration/
    defending our nation like George Bush and Al-Kaida's current situation//
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  10. -Alk-

    -Alk- AlkatraZ

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    We're slowly coming to an end, might as well call us Fidel Castro
    And the disease runnin through us has sent us to hell faster
    We inhale plaster when the building crashes, collapses
    You never know what happens when youre dealin with disaster
    Then we heard the laughter, from the Iraqis
    Never thought they'd hit america, and now they're out here, blasting
    Stabbing, blindly in all directions with a sharp blade
    Imagine, them standing in the street in a car's way
    BOOM, they get hit, it was a taxi, another iraqi
    Makin his paper, drivin' a caddy caprice classic
    I know it seems tragic that all these things happened
    But like I always say, everything's possible, imagine
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  11. M-O-A Thug

    M-O-A Thug New Member

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    open your eye's dog, i feel you, reveal, cap-peal dudes/
    cuz that's how I feel dude, lucky to have a home, and warm food/
    should have a better attitude, knowing i don't have to watch bombs too/
    can't cut slack to, better my current situation, instead being a lack-fool/
    can't play the back-cool, new school, new rules, we use as our tools/
    mental warfare, does'nt seem as deadly as war and iraq, but don't be fooled/
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  12. MC-Panther

    MC-Panther New Member

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    dont be fooled , but keep your thumb out of that apple pie
    if you didnt make those girls shed tears you'd be a bashful guy
    every time he tried to get a kiss something bad would happen , why?
    because he walked that fine line of a girls ambition to laugh or cry
    so he was drunk at the bar one night , got sick of beer needed some other juice
    didnt know hed get too wasted and go home with mother goose
    he woke up with his dick cramed in her ass , he was fuckin fumin'
    9 months later the fuckin bitch gave birth to a boy half duck half human

    haha this cypher is fuckin dope keep em comin
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  13. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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    9 months later the fuckin bitch gave birth to a boy half duck half human
    check the food chain blue prints, no goose interspecies,the webbed feet is doomin
    clapping hands slower cuz the cat slap the fans, but he only had 7, n they were midgets
    spittin ill lines, drunk fuckin groupies, thought one coochie was to big n stitched it
    re-live it with vivid imagery,with gimmicks free, he left cats hoods red, ridin hood
    sidin should, over-lap the tension between knights in shiny-armour, theyre timings good
    save the day at the last minute
    so go back n tell me those dwarfs came home from diggin gold to snow white n didnt hit it
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  14. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    Hit up smokey out tha 7 dwarfs....o there wasnt..
    Well he was a midget wit drugs of several sorts..
    We need 6 extra whores, cuz me n smokey got two..
    I thought bout riding hood and her granny-I know the spot too!
    Went n hit them bitches up, stuffed they noses wit snow white..
    But we forgot about his brothers, but that made it a better night
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  15. M-O-A Thug

    M-O-A Thug New Member

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    Twas a night before christmas, my crew was getting lifted
    passing around forties like it was movie scripted
    peeped bitches talkin about we don't do our fair share of work
    knowin' that we made it twerk, got on grind and did the dirt
    so it was substantial that we said something to these maggots
    a few words led to another, so we had to let them have-it
    turn them into cabbage with the semi-automatic
    don't mean to be tragic, but sometimes I can't have-it..
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  16. BlaCkShaMpOo

    BlaCkShaMpOo P.u.S.h

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    nah it aint neva to tragic
    gotta get drastic,
    this nigga mickey moving blow
    he call it dope boi magic,
    he talking bout he need mo currency,
    so now he pimpin minnie & daisy
    on every corner streetz,
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  17. Da New Kid

    Da New Kid New

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    On every corner street...

    so I approached and said, give ya money if ya want some dick
    Fucked Minnie, pulled out to grab Daisy and came on her tits...
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