One of the company's new managers was telling his story this morning, and my coughing had subsided enough for me to listen. I heard the first sentence, started laughing so hard I started coughing again, and had to leave. Still chuckling about it.... ...one of my collegues asked the manager how he met his new girlfriend. He answered with a "Do you really want to hear this?" Of course, we all said yeah. He sits down, and says, "So, I was standing in the men's room......." That's when I lost it. What's the funniest way you'd begin "How I met my new girlfriend?"