FUNNIEST Rap Lines/Songs

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  1. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    Post some Rap lines or songs that made you bust out laughing when you heard it.

    Notorious BiG

    "You cursed it, but rehearsed it
    I drop unexpectedly like bird shit"


    Bizarre

    "Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
    So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass"


    Slang Ton

    "Most of y'all emcees ain't tight as y'all should be when
    I'm tighter than the jeans that show hoochie chicks' coochie prints"


    Kanye

    "Nice as Bun-B when I met him at the Source awards
    Girl he had with him - ass coulda won the horse awards"


    Big L

    "Ask Beavis I get nothing But head"
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  2. Loud Enuff

    Loud Enuff Loud Enuff Productions

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    Jay Z
    "As the best rapper alive nigga ask about me"
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  3. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    ^^^^^^(sigh)
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  4. Mind_Control_D

    Mind_Control_D Detroits_Own

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    u could make a whole page about Bizarre, cuz thats all he does....tries to make ya laugh

    "my moms on her period, so dads in my room...DADDY NOO!!!".....just wrong
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  5. Murder Ink

    Murder Ink Jigsaw

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    I'm really calm and peaceful
    I like birds, bees, I like people
    I like things that make me happy and gleeful
    like when my teacher sucked my wee in pre school

    ~Eminem-I'm shady
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  6. Mind_Control_D

    Mind_Control_D Detroits_Own

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    ^^^ LOL...hell ya, i forgot bout that line...o man, R.I.P. Slim Shady One of The Greatest to ever do it...man makes me wanna pop in SSLP
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  7. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    bizzares not clever
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  8. i Luv Da Cock

    i Luv Da Cock TRU "GINGER" KID

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    "your such a bitch someone prolly made u out of a rib"

    immortal technique
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  9. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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    funny songs...

    Black Sheep - U Mean I'm not
    The Pharcyde - Ya Mama
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  10. snowy

    snowy 39k Rap Song Music Folder

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    Ugly Duckling - Meatshake
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  11. DHighman

    DHighman the wikedest

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    that adam and eve line isnt as clever as it seems...
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  12. vandalism

    vandalism the king

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    "My mind's got a mind of it's own, sometimes I can't find it at home:
    it hides in the stove (where you at?)"
    -- Eminem

    i dunno, that shit just made me laugh when I first it heard... he just says it out of nowhere, lol
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  13. Crazy Boy

    Crazy Boy iAm Chillin'

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    lotta eminem lines
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  14. JD4REAL

    JD4REAL Keepin' it 100

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    Funny song:
    Devin on the 'Odd Squad' tape. 'The Shit Pit'
    Talking bout 'fucking bitches in the ass'
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  15. Murder Ink

    Murder Ink Jigsaw

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    [Dre] Wait what if there's an explanation for this shit
    [Em] What she tripped fell and landed on his dick?
    ~Eminem-guilty conscience

    Just tryin to buy some time then I remembered this magic trick
    Dun-dun-dun-go go gadget dick!
    ~Eminem-as the world turns

    tons more
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  16. LiveFromThe781

    LiveFromThe781 Don Of The Den

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    chingo blings raps arent funny even tho he tries to make em that way but on the intro to his song "what did he said" he says some funny shit about ostriches and gators.ill try to get the video later.


    but for now

    "Bush tried to send my rims to war/but they just turned 26 so they aint goin no more." - Chingo Bling
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  17. Juked

    Juked like 20 of the Lions.

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    ^^^thats fuckin stupid...
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  18. WallaB33z

    WallaB33z Power To The People

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    When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
    You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick
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  19. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    My lines cockblock throats
    Til emcees unable to respond like I just told a homeless person a knock knock joke.
    Malicious.
    Tattooed F.U.N. on my dick for "fuck you niggas" while I poke fun @ your bitch.

    Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etcetera

    - Vakill
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  20. Mr. Key

    Mr. Key Heron and sex in one....

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    "Me and the boy A.I got more in common than just balling and rhyming...Get it, more in Carmen. I came in ya bently back seat, skeeted in ya jeep, left condoms on the baby seat."
    -Jay-z - superugly

    "I got niggas that'll tie you up on the Colosieum roof, and open beer bottles off the boys chipped tooth." - Jay
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