Funniest one-liners

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  1. KingoftheDutch

    KingoftheDutch Active Member

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    Post em here...just the simple one-liners that needs no further explaining

    Your daddy food sucks, tell him to STEP HIS RICE GAME UP!- Marvwon

    So you let a white boy take your name huh bitch- Uno Lavoz

    Your mom got altreiders in her knees bitch takes a shit standing up- Uno Lavoz

    Yeah I fucked up but that doesn't change the fact you bitching and your uterus hurts- Dizaster
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  2. iDealaeDi

    iDealaeDi New Member

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    altreiders.
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  3. WallaceBread

    WallaceBread John Gunbar

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    Once again, "How you ugly AND soft?" is still the best to me.
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  4. sTeP eAsY

    sTeP eAsY 3rd Ave E

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    hahahahahahahah
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  5. Ducking Angels

    Ducking Angels Good bars> Bad bars

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    Ha. Jesus christ. OP must be leaning like the eiffel.
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  6. SVolmont

    SVolmont Smile for me

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    Smack, who is dis nigga?
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  7. TurboMikey

    TurboMikey Active Member

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    The smack, the dope, the ice
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  8. YouMadRightNow

    YouMadRightNow Member

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    Uno takes has tons of funny one-liners tbh.
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  9. Drink8cokesAday

    Drink8cokesAday ALL DAY

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    You made a track with Kap Kallous..TIME!
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  10. awful waffle

    awful waffle New Member

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    deaddddd @ altreiders
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  11. MisterWilson

    MisterWilson Voicebox Battles

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    YOU UGLY AS SHIT -YOUNG ROBBLES ::funny::
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  12. DaAce

    DaAce Soloist

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    "i aint jealous of that one" cruger

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  13. playerhater

    playerhater thecrackthedopetheice

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    you need to worry about the nigga that lined ya cuz ya fuckin hairline is on the nigga behind ya
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  14. My Kall

    My Kall Well-Known Member

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    Soul Khan was the master of funny 1 liners, here's a few reasons why.

    "Fresco's the type of dude to get AIDS by reflex/
    Then drop a clothing line called HIV necks"
    Soul Khan vs Fresco/Real Deal

    "Soul's an innovator, you just copying his lessons/
    It's like your dinner is played by Nicholas Cage, it's Gone in 60 Seconds"
    Soul Khan vs Madness

    Nothing has made me laugh more than Soul Khan's impression of Tricky P at WD1.
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  15. FearTheBeard

    FearTheBeard Ballah

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    I love her home fries by head ice was bodybag
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  16. iDealaeDi

    iDealaeDi New Member

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    word. that is definitely the greatest one liner in battling ever.
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  17. Dr. Sinister

    Dr. Sinister The God of Tits and Wine

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    I dont think some of you know what "funny" is or what "one-liners" are.


    /buzzkill
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  18. Marotta

    Marotta The Engineer

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    Ya first CD? WEED PLATE
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  19. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    "y'all nig*as softer than sheep ass" -- tsu surf

    "you must have a foot fetish...cuz tonight...dafeet...you gon taste that shit" -- uno lavoz
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  20. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    With burn marks. Iceeeee
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