Fucking your MATTRESS ...

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  1. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ssooo am i the only person that hasn't tried puttin moves on an inanimate object?
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  2. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    I haven't
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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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  4. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ok during wet dreams ive prolly sexed my mattress a bit cuz in my dream there's a girl under me

    but nothing conscious
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    i tell myself that 2
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  6. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    Afraid so...
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  7. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ^whats funny is i always thought i was abnormally horny compared to other guys but i guess its the other way around
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    ur a lightweight
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  9. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    lmao @ u say my thread was fucked up

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  10. Dex Lewis

    Dex Lewis Guest

    Tried using a couple pillows.

    Bout as experimental i've ever gotten with masturbation.
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  11. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lol. this is serious talk though.

    lol @ couple of pillows. one wouldn't suffice. i couldn't begin to imagine tossing off on something that i'm gonna rest my head on ...

    [turn] ...
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