Fucking your MATTRESS ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... has it ever come to this?

    back in high school, my asian mate introduced me to this phenomena. not visually, verbally. he told me if you lifted your mattress up from the bed stand and stuck your dick in between, it would feel like you're fucking a pussy.

    at that stage i had fucked pussy, so i tried it to see the difference. no way close. that shit left marks on my dick. taking leaks in agony for weeks.

    there's many ways you can fuck a mattress though. instead of child support, you have to deal with cum-stained sheets. so, not worth it ...

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  2. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    omg Nu = C~Money
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    exposed?

    hardly. but you'd be lying if you say you never busted a nut by rubbing one on your mattress. the convenience of it prevails.

    i'm glad that stage (half a decade ago) of my life is over ...

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  4. Cool Dude

    Cool Dude krakka

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    i've fucked a lot of inanimate objects before, but never a mattress bro....never a mattress
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  5. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    fuck.

    in that case, please do the honours of closing this thread.

    walks out of thread with chin to chest ...

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  6. Look im Gangsta

    Look im Gangsta New Member

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    never even thought about it.
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    sub.ZERO.freez o/

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  8. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I've heard of fucking pillows, but a matteress? I honestly don't see the pleasure in that?
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  9. sub.ZERO.freez

    sub.ZERO.freez o/

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    quit stalking me.
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  10. Look im Gangsta

    Look im Gangsta New Member

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    stop flirting.
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  11. nom waits.

    nom waits. small change.

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    i'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.
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  12. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    humped yes, fucked no
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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    okay, i guess i gotta clear things up after reading da almighty dolla's post. wrong choice of words on my part. i meant humping it, lol. a more convenient method where you don't have to involve your hands. it happened a few times back in the high school days where you'd be lying on your stomach trying to sleep, and next thing you know you've cracked a boner because your mind wandered to dirty thoughts.

    as for fucking it, that's when you lift the mattress from the bedstand and put your dick in between lol. i've done that once, as stated in my first post. and needless to say i will never even think about doing it again. mind you i was only 14 when i did that.

    edit ; thank you, dad ...

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    Your g/f likes the fan on her.
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  16. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    thats wat im here 4
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    Superman70 edited

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  18. nom waits.

    nom waits. small change.

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    lol @ lang viewing this thread for like 5 hours.
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  19. Ciber

    Ciber Liberating Porn

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    I never humped a mattress but my boy told me how great it was to stick your cock between the sofa cushions (this was in, lemme think...8th grade maybe?).

    I tried it once. It made my junk all itchy and I didn't bust. Dejected but not discouraged, I happily ran to my room and it beat it up for half an hour the old fashioned way.

    Hand > Furniture
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  20. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    I humped a wardrobe once.

    was a bit roomy.
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