For the dudes who like anal sex with girls

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  1. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    ^^^lmao anyone else think this dude is hysterical
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  2. Geedorah

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    Terry Crews is legend.



    7 years old yt video,damn.:deathstare:
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  3. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Aight, vato. You don't wanna sip up and play it cool? Aight, we wax filmographic soliloquy instead. But just so we're clear, you can suck me, because I am an absolute dick.

    Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yes I even called him comedic genius one time.
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    I'm a dick & you're a dick, 2 dicks going at it, how gay. You've cum back 4 more, good, cuz everything I spit you swallow.

    I know you want me Alice, but I need more from you. I've watched you crawl, beg and bleed for me, but I deserve more from you. I want more from you. I want you to crave me, hunger for me, lust and thirst for me. But before we start Alice, tell me something. How does it feel, when I'm fucking you? Does it feel good? Does it turn you on? Does it hurt? Tell me how do I taste? How does it feel when I'm in you, when you're digging your nails into my back, scratching me while you whisper things a good girl like you should never say. How does it feel when I'm on top of you, staring you in your eyes, then you give me that look that you're about to cum and I pull out, denying you the satisfaction, how does that feel Alice? Before you answer Alice, understand that I don't care, your satisfaction means nothing to me. I want it to hurt, I don't care how it feels, I hope the taste of me burns as you swallow, do you understand me Alice? You see Alice, I know that I'm your universe & not the center. I know you want me, I know you need me, but I don't need you. Now get on your knees Alice & tell me what you're gonna do to make me need you?
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  6. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    To be honest, if I didn't have you... somebody else would do.

    [youtube]Zn6gV2sdl38[/youtube]
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    couldn't force myself to watch past like 30 seconds.

    I dislike him as a comic. As a person im sure hes a good dude.
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  11. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Well fuck you and your fine ass and sweet personality.
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol

    him and russle brand should do a tour... actually no they shouldn't.
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  13. DoctorKnow

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    Alice this D is 5 star so you're gonna have to beg a little more if you want it
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    don't flatter yourself, she was talking to me.
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  15. DoctorKnow

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    You can't be that thirsty that you're making a fake play 4 web pussy

    You can have it, she wasn't up to par any way
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    not thirsty.

    she was literally talking to me.
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  17. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    I was literally typing to hear the clickity clack of my fingernails on the keyboard. =/
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    I eat crunchy things cuz I like the noises it makes inside my head
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  19. DoctorKnow

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    Those fingers could do other things

    I can't fall asleep w/o background noise
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