Chael Sonnen puts up a list of 'demands' for next UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship contract. 1. Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer. 2. Every fight I am in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title fight. If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win. 3. No media can look me in the eye or they will be removed from the room. 4. Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights. 5. No longer will I walk to the ring, I need to be carried. 6. Keys to your least favorite Ferrari. 7. I can Skype or Facetime my fights if I don’t feel like flying. 8. Tell GSP to quit being such a dick; I’ll return his truck when I’m done with it.