For people who take Chael too seriously

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  1. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    Chael Sonnen puts up a list of 'demands' for next UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship contract.

    1. Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer.

    2. Every fight I am in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title fight. If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win.

    3. No media can look me in the eye or they will be removed from the room.

    4. Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights.

    5. No longer will I walk to the ring, I need to be carried.

    6. Keys to your least favorite Ferrari.

    7. I can Skype or Facetime my fights if I don’t feel like flying.

    8. Tell GSP to quit being such a dick; I’ll return his truck when I’m done with it.
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  2. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    I nearly checked him out a few years back until i heard people took him srs. Too depressing.
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  3. Jay Bee

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    Idk why people dislike Chanel's commentary, he's entertaining
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