female ejaculation - squuiiiiiiiiiirt!

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  1. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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    if D!ck wasn't banned, he'd be proud...

    Does anyone know what percentage of women cna squirt? I'm not talking about having an orgasm and cumming a little bit on your partners member. I'm talking about drenching the bed, or squirting across the room. Porno style...that shit's all the rage [funny]

    I was at a party Saturday and a few female friends of mine accidentally slipped that a mutual female friend (who wasn't there) could squirt. That she used to cum all over her ex's face and that she typically has to masturbate in the shower or on the toilet (eww?) so she doesn't make a mess of her bed.

    She's only a friend of mine, a good friend at that. She's attractive & definitely bangable, but I don't usually think of her in a sexual manner. Now I keep getting get the thought out of my head. HA!

    anyway...discuss. Any squirters here? Anyone know other squirters? etc. etc. ?
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  2. Split-P

    Split-P are u not entertained?

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    yea this year durin lunch we'd have alotta crazy convos and one day my frend casually mentioned that the nite b4 she had squirted
    kinda gross to think about while we wuz eatin
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  3. RedMastersMom

    RedMastersMom New Member

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    One time when lil RedMaster was done licking my clit and suckings his dads dick and wasn't looking, i cummed in his eyeball.
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  4. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    did you ask your wife if she could squirt?
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  5. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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    it's a no-go there. Nothing that actualy "squirts" outward in a projectile manner anyway. [funny]
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  6. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    you are supposed to ask her first
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  7. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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    supposed to, schmuposed to. ha!

    We've been bonin' for 6 years with no waterworks of the caliber i'm talking about here.
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  8. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    superheroes dont reveal their super powers that easy
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  9. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    LMAO [funny]
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  10. IF@KINGHATEU

    IF@KINGHATEU i h8 u

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    ewwwwww squirting nastyy!
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  11. Young Marc

    Young Marc Skrilla757

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    lmao@Abstract
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  12. LikeWise3001

    LikeWise3001 I crush alot

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    i heard that when girls squirt...


    that liquid has pee in it...

    I dont want a squirter, just a girl who's always wet.
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  13. Catch TWENTY 2

    Catch TWENTY 2 Poet Extrodinaire

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  14. Gotti23

    Gotti23 Come 2 the darkness

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    If I was ever with a girl who squirted I'd drink that shit up I wouldn't let none of it go to waste.
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  15. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I have NEVER in my life heard that. I'm gonna have to look that up....LOL

    Nasty...
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  16. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    Okay, had to look that up. Because I couldn't imagine urine coming out...that's just wrong/weird lol


    Female Ejaculation

    With continuous stimulation of the urethral sponge, the paraurethral glands fill up with a clear, odorless fluid. This fluid can either seep, flow, or spurt out of the urethra during ejaculation. While all women have a urethral sponge, not all ejaculate. Of those who do, some ejaculate during orgasm and some during arousal. Ejaculation and orgasm are two distinct physiological phenomena in both women and men.

    Female ejaculation has been around as long as females have been around, and was recognized in folk wisdom and medical literature from Classical Antiquity through the Renaissance. Until the eighteenth century, the prevailing theory in the Western World was that successful conception depends on the mingled sexual fluids and sexual enjoyment of both men and women. When the invention of the microscope revealed that only male fluids contribute to conception, female fluids (and the value of female orgasm) disappeared from medical literature. For centuries thereafter, doctors dismissed anecdotal reports of female ejaculation as evidence of urinary incontinence.

    In fact, research shows that female ejaculate is chemically distinct from urine. If you’ve ever felt embarrassed or intimidated by the fear that you’re peeing in bed, we hope the following quote will inspire you to go ahead and do what comes naturally.


    I ejaculated the first time when I was twenty-five and was on top during intercourse with a man. The next time I ejaculated was recently during G-spot stimulation by my girlfriend’s hand. I just realized that urination anxiety was holding back my ejaculate, so I let it go, and I did ejaculate!

    If you’ve never experienced ejaculation and would like to, try incorporating G-spot stimulation into your usual masturbation techniques. As your urethral sponge grows more swollen and sensitive, bear down with your pelvic muscles. Women’s experiences of ejaculation can range from simply feeling more wet than usual to shooting jets of fluid. Of course, plenty of women may never ejaculate and may never want to. We are pleased that female ejaculation is now acknowledged as a genuine sexual response, but we don’t like to see it promoted as a new goal that every woman should strive to achieve. Ideally, you’ll undertake your explorations in a spirit of fun and curiosity, rather than one of grim determination. Whether or not you “find” your G-spot or hit the ceiling with your fluids, you’re certain to learn new things about your sexual responses!
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  17. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    ^ got damn!!!111
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  18. Mirror||rorriM

    Mirror||rorriM New Member

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    i was watchin this porno with my boyfriend and this girl squirted for like 30 seconds straight.

    the shit went like a foot into the air...it was crazy...


    *now i have a new goal* lmao
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  19. kingjafaar

    kingjafaar New Member

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    ohhh I love a squirter. Shoot that shit, laides.
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  20. Phusion

    Phusion WoW This Name is Old

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