Famous sex line we all have said at one point or another to women lol

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  1. Ignorant

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    Just think Misty, when you're over the hill living with your past middle aged husband, you're gonna be begging for those youthful erections again... so lap 'em up while you can.

    Seriously though, I get what you're saying... hate to throw salt in the game, playas... but there's dancing and then there's grinding... and we don't have to grind in order to dance with a lady.

    But ladies, you don't have to wear those short, provocative outfits to tease and arouse us, either.
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  2. Dark_Sun

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    Not every female but if I think enough of her to be seen dancing with her while complete strangers are watching me then chances are I think she is hot enough for me to do her and thus that warrants a fucking stiffy I would say.

    You said Heaven on Earth. I said Heaven's Heaven. That's the Heaven of Heaven nigga. You aint got shit on that! LOL

    You are officially gay nigga. You just hated on every nigga that ever went to a club. Thanks man.
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  3. Ignorant

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    ^Thanks, man... but I like Misty... she's like my little sister.
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  4. Ignorant

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    Seriously, I can see why Tights would compare you to me... even though you can't touch your magnificence... you're trying to own this forum like I once did... with your long posts, flirts, and what not... just observe the teacher... I'm immune to any negativity you would throw my way anyway.
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

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    u still used heaven based on wat i said. not only that but u made it sound corny. heaven cant have a heaven cuz theres no afterlife 4 the after life to cherish. i bet u 1 of those kids that used 2 say infinity x infinity after a double dog dare x infinity even though its redundant and pointless. i just hit u off with 2 much knowledge. im the nas of ladies delight.. watch u say ur the jayz of the dl. copycat ass (censored)
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

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    a dance is 1 song away from a grind. she could have her fun b4 i do..

    but i know wat ur saying. thats 1 reason i took up salsa cuz i was tired of dryhumping to reggaeton until the real music came on. i would be stuck 4 a minute.
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  7. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    Aww.. thanks! Wanna dance?? lol

    DaAlmighty: Thanks for the mental picture of what a 25% stiffy may look like.. hahaha
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  8. Dark_Sun

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    Sure pal. Whatever makes you sleep better at night...

    I know man. Stop riding your own dick so much. Let someone else ride it for a change.
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  9. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    basically.

    And I'm not even gonna TRY and give you rep... I aready know I have to "spread some more around", before I can give you more. But we're -->here<---
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  10. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    anytime.
    i have a pic of mine at 25% just in case u forget
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  11. mr.rip

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    how often do you think about it at work?
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  12. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    lmao@daAlmighty..

    Rip: Too much. My mind finds the gutter quite easily and then it gets stuck there. lol
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  13. DaAlmightyDolla

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    my posts dont help either
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  14. " but I gotta train for that wheelbarrow race"
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  15. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    True.. thinking about you keeps me busy for daaaays..

    lol =)
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  16. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    anythingelse is a lie lol
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  17. mr.rip

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    lmao you need jesus haha better yet me lol
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  18. Chokolate

    Chokolate Melts N Ya Mouth

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    Rip: Just let me put the head in...is the all time classic hahaha can't leave out the second classic "I'ma be up in that ALL night long" actually translation 30-35 mins
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  19. Hardkore

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    i bet dark be looking like this when he about to fuck:

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