Famous sex line we all have said at one point or another to women lol

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  1. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    ^^^LOL... That is sooooo true. A massage means sex....
    Glad I ain't that dumb....

    Anyway

    "Just lick the head a little"

    "I'm not gonna stick it in, I just wanna play around it."

    "Girl we both grown, aint nothing wroooonngggg."

    LOL dudes are crazy!
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  2. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    "Everybody sins at one point or another and we all will still go to heaven if we repent for our sins..."

    "If you love me you would do it..."

    "My momma and nem are gone outta town for a couple of days..."

    ^That one always gets me! I was grown living with my parents for a couple of months last year and I still got all excited when they went out of town because I knew I could have sex there without the worry of being interrupted! LOL
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  3. Flow-Joe

    Flow-Joe Annyong!

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    Yeah, but they gotta know how good you are first. You give em a free sample or something by rubbing on their shoulders or something or give em a good massage so that they will beg for it later...
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  4. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Oh yeah of course but you gotta sense whether or not they want to be touched though. Any premature physical contact could be very costly as she will assume that is all you are talking to her for. Don't start off giving her a reason to have trust issues with you.
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  5. Flow-Joe

    Flow-Joe Annyong!

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    I know this...I been around for a minute.
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    condoms dont fit me right....

    it actually worked
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  7. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    I'm not doubting that you know this but the basics have to be put out there for the youngins that may consider this technique that you and I have perfected. We want them to understand every possibility before trying this at home. Sure enough they are gonna drop the ball somewhere and then blame the technique when it was just poor execution that sent them home to jack off again...You know what I'm saying but do the other people know? Probably not...
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  8. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    That can be taken a bad way but if yall are that close to getting down a condom or lack thereof aint gonna stop the show. That's what it's made for...

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  9. Flow-Joe

    Flow-Joe Annyong!

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    It's a game of trial and error. I may end up taking a class in the evening time and be a professional masseuse. Practice makes perfect. Even though I know I got skills, I'm sure I can still learn a thing or two.
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  10. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Absolutely. Being pretty good at massages works in our favor more than we think. For one it feels good and is very relaxing that's always a plus to have a lady feeling good and relaxed. It also increases the blood flow which is a key component to intense orgasms so when she decides to give you some right after a dope massage the sex should be better with her as a result of increased blood flow. Prime example is this thread Hitman posted yesterday:

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1087243

    And this is just for starters....
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  11. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    Truth or Dare... it's the ultimate sex getter.
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  12. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    How old are the females this has worked on??????
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  13. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    We were both 26... you're never too old for Truth or Dare.

    And you don't dare 'em with sex right away... you do tease dares first like 'lift up your shirt' or 'give me a lap dance'... after all that, she was so hot, she jumped my bones.
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  14. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    Aye.. I heard another one that had me shaking my head this weekend..

    Dancing with a guy and he says " You gotta stop girl I can't make you my baby momma yet"

    .. seriously if you pop wood THAT easy you shouldn't even be on the floor asking girls to dance.. ugh.
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  15. Teen Prodigy

    Teen Prodigy Short2003's e-child

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    Or it could be the exact reason you are on the floor to dance. Right?
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  16. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    tp beat me 2 it. good job young man
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  17. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Word. I'd rather grind up on something sexy and get a stiffy if I can't take her home and grind on her for real.
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  18. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    This is why girls dance in groups with their girlfriends.. you guys realize this..right?
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  19. mr.rip

    mr.rip New Member

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    lol well depending on the girl that maybe what she's into lol some girls like that shit haha
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  20. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    Not all women (or girls, I should add) are adverse to a stiffy on the dancefloor like you and your friends... you're selling the female gender short.

    Plenty of women EXPECT it... and I've seen some get disappointed when it doesn't happen.
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