Discussion in 'Ladies Lounge' started by mr.rip, Mar 5, 2008.
Come on baby just let me put the head in lol
I've heard that before.
ahahha thats the all time best line lol or how about let get just 3 pumps and one hard one lol
It'll only take a few minutes, like that's a GOOD thing
Just give it a kiss
lol all that shit use to work lol thats the one you use when you're drinking lol
lol well it is sometimes right lol
LMAO, that's the one I always use. I have definitely said "come on, just lick it real quick" and "just kiss it real quick"
I saw one of those dumb ass pornos that had a half-assed story line...the dude was supposed to be with a virgin. He was like "come onnnn baby, eaaase up....just let me get in one good stroke!!! Just one!!" and he got in...and was like "that felt good huh? Let me get like two more strokes!!!"
lmao.. How do you not bust up laughing when a guy says this?? I would die laughing.
"Just try to resist it"
Rip: Regarding your first line.. damn do they get pissed if it happens but that really is all that they get.. lol Guys are hilarious when they think they have game and think the girl doesn't know the plan.
Oh this is great, I would LOVE for someone to try that one on me.. I'd rub one off before Id continue with a guy after he said that to me..
lol. The situation was hilarious too. I think I had to bite my lip just to keep from laughing out loud.
Can I give you a massage...
on the real flow that is one of the smoothest ways to get some lol
I love giving women massages. My touch is money son. I get handsomely rewarded everytime but they always ask me to give them one though. I've never volunteered to do it. If they ask for one then it's just an open invitation for monkey sex...
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