Fall Topical Tourney:: peril-eyes \/ j. christ

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  1. Vern Acular

    Vern Acular 12x RSTL Champ

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    verses due 11:59pm eastern Tuesday
    votes due 11:59am Saturday

    Rd 1 is open mic week, create your own open mic, it can be about anything, just make sure it's good enough to impress your voter

    ::line limit::

    20 bars min :: 40 bars max

    no more no less

    there will be no extensions, bitching, or bull shit tolerated

    if you want to win and think you can win, show up on time, follw the rules, and post a quotable verse

    good luck to everyone

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  2. Deep O

    Deep O MASS-HOLE

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    signing in whoody hoo!
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  3. Deep O

    Deep O MASS-HOLE

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    Luck of the Irish

    Ernie was lost in the sticks...burning a cig, in the ferns and the twigs,
    He was a dealer with more bricks than the third little pig,
    Yearning for big cash but now more concerned with his gig,
    Lost in the woods...another worrying kid with high doubts,
    Rain clouds over his head, soaking wet, he cried out,
    "SOMEONE HELP ME, OR ATLEAST GIVE ME A PLACE TO HIDE OUT!"
    He found some brush to hide under...he was sleepy, he lied down,
    He was awakened by the sound, of twigs breaking all around,
    A tiny man in the distance tripped and was taken to the ground,
    Shaken at first... but now Earnie was making his way around...
    To the tiny man, Ernie said, "Can you take me back to town?"
    The tiny man's frown...soon became a grin,
    He said "I'm a leprechaun, devout of shame or sin,
    And since you found me here, we can let the game begin,
    You have three wishes Ernie... I just hope you play to win."
    Ernie just looked at the man like he's missing bats in his belfry,
    He said, "I just wanna know, can you actually help me?
    Cuz if not I'm putting bullets in the back of your belly,
    I'll bitch slap you, then perhaps you will tell me"
    The leprechaun laughed... "You'll miss with you're gun,
    Quit being pissed and start listening son,
    I'm a leprechaun... as soon as your three wishes are done,
    I'm gonna kill you with precision for fun."
    Ernie smiled and said "Fine, I wish I was back in my home,
    Actually fuck that... I wish for a castle and throne"
    A rumble from the ground... he magically was stacking the stones,
    Till there was a huge fortress...Ernie collapsed with a moan...
    "You have two more wishes... and remember what happens after,
    you should have never threatened me...you were flirting with disaster,"
    A little laughter from Ernie, he said "Listen you little bastard,
    I have two more wishes... and until they're casted, I'm your master,
    So I wish for all the money in the world, What could be better?"
    The leaves in the forest turned to cash, bank letters and cheddar,
    "And since you're gonna kill me after my last wish... I wish you serve me forever"
    But he didnt know the little leprechaun was so clever,
    Everything went black... he waited for the curtains to break...
    But he now was very assured of his fate...he realized right then...his wording mistake,
    He sat next to some grapes...to forever be served... on a plate.
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  4. Vern Acular

    Vern Acular 12x RSTL Champ

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    peril moves to round 2

    unseen can you close this please
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