Facial hair?

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  1. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    What kind of facial hair do you sport? Or rather, if you had the testosterone to pull it of, what kind of facial hair do you wish you sported?

    Full, but soft trimmed beards are sexy. Moustaches by themselves tend to be icky and creepy. But I'd like to see someone with excessively long sideburns. Besides Otis B. Driftwood and halflings, it's pretty much non-existent. (Both of which happen to be fiction.) Obviously, Robert Downey Jr. has best facial hair.

    Also, I may have said this already, but if Worf and Hitler kissed, their moustaches would never touch.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i cant really grow a beard or moustache. They come in all scraggly like a hippy.

    i do sport some short scraggly stubble in the amish beard style. Never do a moustache...

    and my facial hair takes weeks to grow. After 2 weeks i still wouldnt have a much of moustache or beard, which i appreciate because id hate to have to shave every day or second day, or even 3rd or 4th lol
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  3. MissBreezy

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    I was afraid when I hit my 40's that I'd start growing one.

    Luckily, that's not going to happen.

    I think I'd go with a goatee if I did though.
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  4. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    The Bearded Lady is my homegirl.
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    The bearded lady was my best friend till she dissapeared and left me a note one day saying shes leaving for some chick with a house
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  6. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    I prefer rawkin the chin strap full on douche style. Wish I could do mutton chops.
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  7. Twamp

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    i especially like the Amish beard. full beard minus the mustache.
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  8. MissBreezy

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    Eeeewwwwwww.....

    See above comment, lol
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  9. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    I'm not a fan of beard 'taches at all, a few days 'designer stubble' is hawt tho.
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  10. Twamp

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    Which one, the "ewww"? Nobody pulls off the shit like me and looks as good with it!

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  11. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    The proof is in the pics.
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  12. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    I was reading our local alternative newspaper today and saw a picture of this band, and one of the members had a dreadlocked beard.

    It was the most amazing thing ever. I bet it smelled like pussy juice.
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  13. Twamp

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    no, the proof is in the individual. :)
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  14. MissBreezy

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    Lol, I have yet to see it on anyone where I thought it was attractive/hot.
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  15. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    I guess that's why the Amish beard is only grown after marriage.
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