F-cking on Prom Night. is it overrated?

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  1. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    Hell naw!

    If the broad wanna fuck go for it. just don't be a cornball afterwards and run tell all your goofy pals about it. keep the shit to yourself. chances are the bitch was nervous and may want to do it again down the road to make it official. but if you tell everybody and it gets back to her your chances of a second lay are doomed.

    heads up rookies. a Player has spoken.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah dont be all nerdy and have your pens exlpode in your pockets!

    also make sure to grab some latex condoms, even if you dont get to use them, you can always open one up and leave it laying around so people think you did.

    Girls also like it when you say nice things. Not stuff about how fun math is, but stuff about her hair and awesome skirt, shit like that.

    go get em tiger! Take your time and dont try and jam everything in there, only the penis enters the vagina, leave your balls outside.
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  3. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Alias' posts read like the Guide to Talking Like You've Had Sex written by 15 Socially Awkward Virgins.
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  5. Alias3000

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    ahahahahahahahahahah:surf:
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    Busta & Demi - pawning 'players'
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Prom nights?

    I thought you were...um, how can I put it...a bit older?
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    you dont have to be in high school. just have to live near one
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    Creepy...:scared:
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  10. Alias3000

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    If we wasn't Best friends, I would come over and slice your wrists right now .
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