Ever dealt with a dude who talked so much shit about how they can put it down...

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  1. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I've been trying to tell 'em... all that hypin' up of the skills is so NOT the business... lol.

    They ain't trying to hear me though.
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  2. PinkcHica

    PinkcHica hip hop addict

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    yes, please.
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  3. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Check your pms...
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  4. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    i challenge u to a pinkchica eating contest.....
    no hands allowed
    first to 3 orgasms wins
    prize ... fuck we all win
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  5. PinkcHica

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    just want to update this story...


    it was wack as all hell. The moral of the story is don't hype that shit up if its not even that good.
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    ahahaha

    if i had a ride i would go 2 jerz and handle business
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  7. Dark_Sun

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    She saw my tongue already and I'm pretty sure she has a clear favorite going into this already! And seeing as how women who fuck with me only have instant continuous orgasms it wouldn't be fair competition for me to battle you with only 3 orgasms being the objective. I would be through in 3 seconds and that's no fair to you or her for me to stop at that point. Plus you gotta take in consideration that there is only one pinkchica and if I was to go first then you might as well go home because she is gonna be too tired after I'm finished with her.

    LOL I saw that one coming. Now you still gotta work with that chump and see his face everyday too. That sux!

    If you had a ride?! Dude something tells me that letting a woman know you don't have a car is not a good way to try to get close to her. I don't care how good you look! LOL How old are you? 15?
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

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    im rican nigga. eating pussy is part of the dna like knife fights and rice and beans...

    ill eat her out like her coochie was made from goya son....

    ill go first cuz im not tasting ur saliva but u wont get a a shot since she would have me in a traingle choke so i wont get away
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  9. DaAlmightyDolla

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    23 actually. i live in NY. here a car is a luxury not a necessity. my money gets spent on other things that r. wats left over gets spent mostly on electronics. besides material things shouldnt matter 2 a girl online.cuz e-macking we all know is booty calls only. i aint providing 4 no female i met cuz of an IP address.
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  10. PinkcHica

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    lmao IP address.

    I have to see dude tonight at work. Yesterday he was like "Don't be acting funny now". How can I not after such disappointment lol
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  11. DaAlmightyDolla

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    how fitting that i was the 69th post
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  12. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I'm sorry you had to exerience that, mama... but didn't you already read through this thread before you let him lap the lap? I told you about them braggarts... lol!
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  13. Dark_Sun

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    Dude I'm black. By default I am more sexually superior than you ever will be...Stop reaching for the stars nigga.

    You got a point there but it's just the way that you already expressed difficulty trying to come see her if she was seriously interested. With me there is no issue. I could leave my job without notice. Hop on the first flight out and be there before her oven is preheated to 450 degrees Farenheight. If it's just an online booty call then there is no time to waste to work out the logistics...

    You should've been like, "How can I not act funny towards you when your sexual performance was one of the biggest jokes I've have ever witnessed?" *rimshot*
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  14. PinkcHica

    PinkcHica hip hop addict

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    LOL yeah i should have known better. I had two margaritas. I blame them.
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    Girl if that's all it takes I need to come see you for real!
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  16. PinkcHica

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    Lmao I regret it. I wasn't even drunk I can't even use that excuse :-(
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  17. Dark_Sun

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    You don't have to drink before sex with me because I will get you plenty drunk! LOL
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