eva exposes tony

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  1. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    http://darkhat.••••••••.com/2006/03/eva-longoria-is-better-at-sex.html


    some poster at lakers ground made a funny reply to this story

    "Parker's entire game is based on quickness."

    [funny]
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  2. Purple Haze

    Purple Haze pop warner hof

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    lol, what a fucking bitch though.
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  3. Sirius Lee

    Sirius Lee u unno me!

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    she is not that hott.. she's average.. her being a latina gives her points
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  4. Ed E Brock

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    I wonder if this story's as accurate as your "eva runs off with jamie foxx" one was....
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  5. Iceodu921

    Iceodu921 Resident Sports Genius

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    he gotta be laying the pipe now to still being wit her.

    She looks like a girl who needs sex 5 times a day.
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  6. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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  7. PrOFouL

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    Damn, is this any of our business? The fuck is she telling us for?
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    Actress corrects record on boyfriend's bedroom skills

    Wednesday, March 22, 2006; Posted: 8:39 a.m. EST (13:39 GMT)

    LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to tell the world that her beau, NBA star Tony Parker, is aces in the bedroom.

    File it under Too Much Information, but Longoria told "Extra" and "Access Hollywood" that "when the lights are out, he's the teacher," and "I'm the student," she added to "Extra."

    The revelation came in response to an article in the latest Allure magazine that quotes the "Desperate Housewives" star as saying that in matters of love, she was "the experienced one."

    International magazines seized the story, concluding -- wrongfully, Longoria stressed -- that Parker is a lousy lover.
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  9. Iceodu921

    Iceodu921 Resident Sports Genius

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    Parkers french he gotta know about love making.
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  10. worDwell

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    She probably does wild shit like lick his bunghole.
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  11. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    lol @ the damage control

    great backpedal job

    she's been quoted as saying that she teaches every one of her boyfriends "sex tricks", and they always end up leaving her once they've honed their craft

    tony had to have been pissed at her exposing of him
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  12. tharealist23

    tharealist23 The Next Chief

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    tony cant rap either
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  13. Nitsuj™

    Nitsuj™ We Are The Resistance

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    he left her, now she makin shit up

    same ol same ol
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  14. J-A-B-B-A-R

    J-A-B-B-A-R Knick Hater

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    Can you imagine the humiliation in the locker room?
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  15. style-rip

    style-rip Lakers>Clippers

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    i bet even duncan went "tony, what the FUCK.. u little bitch!"
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  16. Purple Haze

    Purple Haze pop warner hof

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    You can't be serious.. Tim Duncan is a virgin.
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  17. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    i remember reading somewhere that tim duncan was either a virgin or had only been with one other woman before marrying amy
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  18. Ed E Brock

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    yeah, i buy that.... tony parker's ugly little santa helper looking ass that has probably never had a girlfriend before eva... left her.

    good one.
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  19. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    apparently many women think tony parker is goodlooking

    tony parker was named one of people's 50 most beautiful a couple of years back

    eva was said to be in supreme lust of him when she saw him in person
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  20. Teen Prodigy

    Teen Prodigy Short2003's e-child

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    Whether he's doing it poorly or not.... his team-mates can't say shit... he's still fucking eva longoria.
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