MR. JDM998 Alright wannabe Bruce Lee how you been? /1 Are you still a joke reppin' the Dr Suus team as a reclused being? /2 Still bitching with T.A.C like a baby? Improved at writing maybe? /3 Still frothing at the mouth like you've got rabies for anything Asian daily? /4 I hope you don't underestimate how I bring the thunder make- /5 A single blunder mate and you'll be chilling under a grave /6 You're just Mr Irrelevant like the final draft selection /7 So when I beat you I'm destroying your last chance of redemption /8 Fuck wearing threads from Abercrombie and Fitch /9 You'll like your clothes were designed by Judge Dredds long shotty bitch /10 That means when I'm aiming at yah head there's no escaping death /11 I'll be breaking yah neck or gaping yer chest /12 Either way this'll be your dying day simple and plain /13 I laugh at your hopes slipping away like old people falling in the rain /14 No wonder all your verses are the same 'cus the way you argue in vain /15 Makes it seem like TAC bitch slapped you so hard it damaged half your brain /16 This ain't the thrilla' in Manila it's Tokyo vs Godzilla /17 I'm much iller your weak styles going extinct like mountain gorillas /18 It'll be like you're on Death Row when I leave you with a Crooked I; you'll change from a bitch to a Lady of Rage /19 If you don't get locked in Tha Dog Pound you'll need a Dr Dre to give you a 2Pac of band aids /20 I'm writing the type of lines you've never seen before /21 What comes out my hands' sharp like I've got Wolverines claws /22 Your weak bars should be revoked take your lineback like a 3-4 /23 You don't have enough weight to make an impact like anorexic chicks on see-saws /24 Like prison wings at nine PM when I hit you it's lights out /25 When I bring the claymore broad sword and the chainsaw to the war bet you don't wanna fight, pal /26 Your punches are elementary so there's no way for you to dis-credit me /27 When I win I want my votes Paid In Full like Rakim and Eric B /28 I eat weak MCs like you with a beer for lunch /29 How are you a DethStryque when you can't even land a clear punch? /30 I goggled your name and got artists made manga and anime? /31 Ironic you're into that mate but couldn't draw up a decent verse any day /32 And if after this I don't get this boards respect /33 I'll be opening draws to get, my sword and bayonet /34 Find you on google maps get a flight allllll the way to the US /35 Then use the blades to puncture all the organs in your chest /36 Now crawl back to playing warcraft before I maul at you with a baseball bat /37 You aren’t all that you're small crap and I support TAC ignoring your ass /38 The posts you make give me the impression that you're a depressed reject /39 With no friends his own age, well we know only little kids like the DS /40 No chance of beating me any vision of victory is all in your mind like telepathy /41 Your legs'll get cut off at the knees like the trousers worn by Charlie Sheen on TV /42 You've got the lyrical ability of ET drunk off of a bottle Jim Bean and a martini /43 This is easy when every simile you write's cheesy you're beneath me /44 When I fire out shells you recieve L's of a loser you'll be a perfect specimen /45 The gun dispenses lead prescriptions to your brain like it's herbal medicine /46 I only put 46 but obviesly you can do 48. __________________ MY FIRST ROUND RESPONSE I'll bring the Apocalypse quick whether I'm hockin the spits cockin the fifths or droppin the fists Are you outta ya wig? Ain't no way I'm uh lose to this post-Y2K Oliver Twist You softer than gossamer is! I'll fade ya like champagne bollinger hits! Punch ya knot til it flips! I ain't yer girl's bball coach but I'm ballin yer bitch! Ya spit's cold? I'm defrostin ya spits! If you're awesome? I'm awesomerest! So know ya role like actors gettin Oscars n shit or the chopper uh lift n send you flyin like saucers n shit I'll go Kostner with spits til ya tossed in a ditch if you try me or defy me jerk! You cheated me once,but after my REVENGE they'll find you in a Tombstone like WYATT EARP!! I got a nine that works! When I light it twerp? It lifts ya lid like the first time you're tryin herb! So raise ya hands in the air n keep em high you jerk or I'll make you hide in Earth like Neo's Zions were! My freeflows fryin Herbs like JDM! Deth the Reaper's groove's de-spining him! Didja see his pic? He looks like somebody force fed Hieneken tuh Ebenezer Scrooge's Tiny Tim!! JDM wants war? ALRIGHTY THEN!! I'll let the heater Uze//ooze inside of him After that? They won't find him when I bind him high tide him n wave him goodbye...POSEIDON HIM!! Since you cheated the last time we battled,you'll get the backhand, capped then snored this dance I'll stretch ya,step on ya spine n throw up WESTSIDE...cuz that's the Black Man's Captain Morgan stance I'll craft a rap and crack ya gourd with chants til ya corpus is stamped like when the fo-eight busts http://images.wikia.com/jvs/images/5/56/6a00d834515f7269e200e54f5b2a808834-640wi.jpg Or I'll raise the scope n spark! The lark will give you an open heart like a soul mate does!! You'll get cold ate up for writin a song about "Death//Deth and All His Friends" like Coldplay does My punches go tuh ya teeth like Colgate does n when this ofay slumps? I'll snatch his cash like probate does!! I'll let the fo spray slugs now you're a cold case,punk! JDM I'm droppin a rap That put saws tuh ya cap n lays you down face-first like I'm massagin ya back I'm flossin the fact I gave her dick yer Mom enjoyed plus I'm cookin ya noodle like Ramen boy Look at his pic! I bet this Little Lord Fauntleroy fondles boys Almond Joys!! You beat Deth? That's raw horse shit! My jaw scorches til ya squad's corpses So stay in your lane or I'll cut it off like street repairmen's saw horses! One punch uh leave you sprawled,dorkus n planted like Fall orchids Plus mauled by war spits! You beatin me is a oxymoron...like a "Tall Dwarf" is! You'll gitcha ass ripped son like you sat n spun on the nose of a small swordfish Or we can duel n I'll hit this fool with cruel dual Wall four-fifths (Walther. 45s) Stoppin ya roll like stalled Porsches liftin ya higher than tall forklifts N drop you so deep underwater you're swimmin in Finland with Dall's Porpoise!! My massive wrath uh slash you in half like Darth Graul's sword hits N start buryin your corps when my barbarians storm in like Gaul forces! Punches launch you off into orbit while my dick sticks in the jaw of ya whore bitch! My hardcore scripts makes you expire B! My flyer free leftcha chin meat split Cuz I ain't losin tuh U.K.'s rap version of the star of "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID" Deth packs tools like race car's Indy pits! I'm smokin yo klikk when liftin pumps That knock you sidewise through England's streets like you Tokyo Drifted through Britain,chump! You just mad I speed bagged ya momz sweet vag after I tea bagged her like Lipton,punk!! Git ripped in chunks for sayin you can rap with me! I'll larkin smash yo ass with speed! You got the game locked down? Deth's a playa unlocked like Harlequin Mask in Assassin's Creed!! You ain't serving this Negro my wording is lethal! Straight merking you nerdling like bursting them Eagles! My lyrics ARE like ET drunk off Jim Bean and martini...they fade you in ways no Earthling can equal!