EB: Round 2 - Zuch vs. DiC

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  1. Plumber

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    WELCOME to Round 2 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS ARE mandatory, now as of Round 2.

    VERSES are due SUNDAY, May 6th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
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    2. DaTrusHurtz
    3. Mic Booth
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    5. Oz

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  2. ZuChiE

    ZuChiE New Member

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    16's good
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  3. DiC GeTs GuLLy

    DiC GeTs GuLLy Hello

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    ur prolly gonna ask for an extension... remember, droppin replys that comment on my verse isn't legal in this tounry, come up with your own shit. lol
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  4. DiC GeTs GuLLy

    DiC GeTs GuLLy Hello

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  5. DiC GeTs GuLLy

    DiC GeTs GuLLy Hello

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    It's time to let the dogs out and the gorillas too
    But don't be scared.... they've been potty trained to shit in this Zu
    So we can study their animal nature while the kids gettin schooled
    And become experts on learning what tamed bitches can do

    Tighten the chain and muzzle
    like all bitches, train em punk mode
    So when I let a punch flow, it turns ya face to a tunnel
    But I don't play with my food and this vegetable sucks....
    Zuc's gay = he's tossed in salads and dressed up with nuts
    This wanna be cucumber's wet from sweat and stank must
    That made him turn into a pickle while his neck's gettin cut
    So I guess I'll make a sandwich as I'm slicing ya head
    That's the only way ya broke ass will ever die wit some bread
    And the mods hate u of course... that's why ya fate has been forced
    To be Zuchie, the vegie coochie that I rape wit a fork

    The test results are in... Zuc, sorry, but I'm not ya dad
    You're not a DiC so stop using condoms as stocking caps

    Die Closet Fag
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  6. ZuChiE

    ZuChiE New Member

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    good looks on posting a real verse...


    mine will be up shortly
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  7. ZuChiE

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    normally i leave foes disgraced and in shambles
    but its verses like THOSE that makes me lose motivation to battle
    as for hot? your girls not
    but i'll still give her A rod good enough to rival the Yankees four spot
    your nameplays are weak, watch me flip the center
    your girl likes DiC now, but by round 3 she'll prefer Zuchinis better
    fuck Res oz Hurtz ink and Booth those fags are gay right?
    i just gave you a 10 vote lead, but ill take it back by Tuesday night
    ill leave you trying to straddle with crutches
    your set-ups rival my check-ins, while my filler laughs at your punches
    my text speaks while your neck tweaks
    i gave you 4 lines cuz Plumber promised a real opponent next week

    vote
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  8. ZuChiE

    ZuChiE New Member

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    pathetic....
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  9. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    It's time to let the dogs out and the gorillas too
    But don't be scared.... they've been potty trained to shit in this Zu
    So we can study their animal nature while the kids gettin schooled
    And become experts on learning what tamed bitches can do
    --eh, not too strong.

    Tighten the chain and muzzle
    like all bitches, train em punk mode
    So when I let a punch flow, it turns ya face to a tunnel
    But I don't play with my food and this vegetable sucks....
    Zuc's gay = he's tossed in salads and dressed up with nuts
    --better, good flow. best segment too.
    This wanna be cucumber's wet from sweat and stank must
    That made him turn into a pickle while his neck's gettin cut
    So I guess I'll make a sandwich as I'm slicing ya head
    That's the only way ya broke ass will ever die wit some bread
    And the mods hate u of course... that's why ya fate has been forced
    To be Zuchie, the veggie coochie that I rape wit a fork
    The test results are in... Zuc, sorry, but I'm not ya dad
    You're not a DiC so stop using condoms as stocking caps
    --ehh.


    normally i leave foes disgraced and in shambles
    but its verses like THOSE that makes me lose motivation to battle
    as for hot? your girls not
    but i'll still give her A rod good enough to rival the Yankees four spot
    --better.
    your nameplays are weak, watch me flip the center
    your girl likes DiC now, but by round 3 she'll prefer Zuchinis better
    fuck Res oz Hurtz ink and Booth those fags are gay right?
    i just gave you a 10 vote lead, but ill take it back by Tuesday night
    -better.
    ill leave you trying to straddle with crutches
    your set-ups rival my check-ins, while my filler laughs at your punches
    my text speaks while your neck tweaks
    i gave you 4 lines cuz Plumber promised a real opponent next week
    --shorter, yet more compact and more solid.

    zuch had a bit shorter verse...but had it better line for line.

    vote- zuch.
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  10. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    overall
    dic sucked ass...zuch wins...better lines overall...


    vote=zuch
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  11. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    I got Zuch winning.


    Dic, you didn't drop real bad, but your punches weren't worded that good to me. You had good flow and shit though, no concepts really stood out at me though. The salad line and tunnell lines were solid.

    Zuch, havent read your shit for a looooooong time. Looks like you still got it. This wasn't your usual shit, but it was enough to win. The 10 vote and filler-checkin-punches lines were prolly my fav. of the verse.

    vote- zuch, more polished wit his shit
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  12. DaTrusHurtz

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    JUDGE VOTE

    It's time to let the dogs out and the gorillas too
    But don't be scared.... they've been potty trained to shit in this Zu

    vs.

    as for hot? your girls not
    but i'll still give her A rod good enough to rival the Yankees four spot
    ill leave you trying to straddle with crutches
    your set-ups rival my check-ins, while my filler laughs at your punches

    DiC, I wasn't feelin' much from u. Ur opener was pretty funny, but Zuchie's prolly seen it, i just ain't seen it cuz i ain't seen his battles before. Tunnel line wasn't bad, but the rest was too simple really n' lackin' the wit. Zuch, u came with some filler n' fewer lines. Looks like u knew u had this. A Rod line was really nice, prolly line of the battle. Other line I quoted and zuchini line weren't bad either. I felt ur wording was much better and u were more consistent so u got this.

    Vote - Zuch
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  13. Sonny Dimebags

    Sonny Dimebags New Member

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    Dic-So I guess I'll make a sandwich as I'm slicing ya head
    That's the only way ya broke ass will ever die wit some bread

    ZuChiE-as for hot? your girls not
    but i'll still give her A rod good enough to rival the Yankees four spot


    God damn i really dont know who to pick both even you guys didnt really have much for me DIC punches didnt really hit and all Zuch did was self glorify himself but Ill give it to him cuz I liked his one punch better

    Vote-Zuch
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  14. Plumber

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    Zuch wins 6-0 and advances to Round 3.
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