EB: Round 2 - Sonny Dimez vs. Criteria

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  1. Plumber

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    WELCOME to Round 2 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS ARE mandatory, now as of Round 2.

    VERSES are due SUNDAY, May 6th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
    - NO EXTENSIONS will be allowed unless a case of emergency.
    - Battlers may up thread twice.
    - No feeding, biting, or recycling.
    - No picture battles UNLESS both competitors agree.
    - No editing after opponent puts up verse.

    THE FOLLOWING NON-COMPETITORS OF THE JUDGING PANEL MAY VOTE:
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  2. Sonny Dimebags

    Sonny Dimebags New Member

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    Ight I'm in there like swimwear good luck Ima go like 14-16
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  3. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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  4. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    18.

    first round results didn't worry me...^ your a minor threat
    you beat storm g, but he fell off the same year that line was fresh.
    that's undeserving trash for a legend. Just u cease to spit
    ya verses substitute as dominatrix sessions with all the kinks in it.
    see, your punches ain't heavy.. them lines is far too bland
    because we all know Sonny D, light like that orange juice brand.
    I'll floor you, man. Cuz i'm true to the block, & ya losin' a lot
    like a fucked up NASA mission.. u miscalculated ya move to the top.
    & he neva got attention as a tyke., parents lost this kid
    hell, the venom symbiote in spiderman wouldn't even bond with him.
    you been wack since the start. It's somthin' able & clear
    u text for a livin'?..that's beating a dead horse in an unstable career.
    you paid n sucked cock for votes, but i'm earnin' them fine
    so after they read our verses.. we'll watch ya dickriders turn on a dime.
    & by ya name, ur concepts are mad old. The fucker is done
    so i guess it's no surprise that we've heard everything under the son.
    that's how the saying goes. It's death & this dudes a harbinger
    cuz this IS text war; & You brought pea shooters to a nuclear arsenal.


    biiiitch.
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  5. Sonny Dimebags

    Sonny Dimebags New Member

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    Yo
    I'm bout to rip shit,Cuz Cri couldn't kill this
    if anyone told him they a die hard fan,
    They probably got a crush on Bruce Willis
    Your rhymes just as bad as your hustle, they both under construction
    you can still make yourself some cake though, just read the instructions
    Pimp? Criteria got a cheatin bitch who keep spittin like an uzi
    and her clit has got everyone in it , like the Simpson's Movie
    Catch this dude driving along while bumpin his favorite song
    then let my heater burn a hole in his side, like a ghetto bong
    Or juss carve him up, cuz my knife game is superior
    and turn Criteria's interior real sickening like maleria
    Some advice see Sonny and just yield and take shield
    or get torn from ear to ear, like we battled in a cornfield
    Of the subject I ordered the fight last night, had a few birds ova to holla
    Criteria said that he chose Mayweather, to start growing his flowers
    But back to ending this cat and showing him he ain't doin it right
    It reminds me of Pearl Harbor,the way this asian is bombin on sites
    I know with the stereotypes,but in the jungle its survivin
    How can you get on track wit me,when you can't even see where your drivin
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  6. Plumber

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    Upping for votes.
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  7. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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  8. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    some fucking votes?
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  9. squarelicious

    squarelicious together we rice

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    v/ criteria

    that was a pretty solid verse, criteria. very consistent, and enjoyed it. it was surprisingly a lot better than the last few times i saw u, imo. besides the un-stable career line which i think coulda been worded better, it was solid. dimez had some nice lines here and there, but it was up and down. it got good from the cornfield line and down, but before that was kinda eh.


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  10. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    actually, I had a pretty few good runs & some classic matches in the rbl a year ago or so and made it to champ matches numerous times & stuff.. then i lost interest, till now. But thanx for the vote.
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  11. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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  12. Plumber

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    1-0 Criteria.

    Upping for votes.
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  13. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    agreed,wtf
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  14. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    Vote = Criteria

    Battle Wasn\'t Even Really That Close To Me. Criteria Just Has A Better Verse And Betterlines. Dimez Wasn\'t Really That Good. He Ain\'t Really Have Nothing I Felt That Much, And Criteria Did So Yeah You Get The Idea
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  15. c@sp3r

    c@sp3r New Member

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    criteria

    first round results didn't worry me...^ your a minor threat
    you beat storm g, but he fell off the same year that line was fresh.
    haha, dope.
    that's undeserving trash for a legend. Just u cease to spit
    ya verses substitute as dominatrix sessions with all the kinks in it.
    aight..
    see, your punches ain't heavy.. them lines is far too bland
    because we all know Sonny D, light like that orange juice brand.
    decent, but badly worded.
    I'll floor you, man. Cuz i'm true to the block, & ya losin' a lot
    like a fucked up NASA mission.. u miscalculated ya move to the top.
    cool.
    & he neva got attention as a tyke., parents lost this kid
    hell, the venom symbiote in spiderman wouldn't even bond with him.
    dope.
    you been wack since the start. It's somthin' able & clear
    u text for a livin'?..that's beating a dead horse in an unstable career.
    nice wordplay..
    you paid n sucked cock for votes, but i'm earnin' them fine
    so after they read our verses.. we'll watch ya dickriders turn on a dime.
    aight..
    & by ya name, ur concepts are mad old. The fucker is done
    so i guess it's no surprise that we've heard everything under the son.
    decent.
    that's how the saying goes. It's death & this dudes a harbinger
    cuz this IS text war; & You brought pea shooters to a nuclear arsenal.
    nice closer.

    sonny dimez

    I'm bout to rip shit,Cuz Cri couldn't kill this
    if anyone told him they a die hard fan,
    They probably got a crush on Bruce Willis
    nah, didn´t feel this..
    Your rhymes just as bad as your hustle, they both under construction
    you can still make yourself some cake though, just read the instructions
    nah.
    Pimp? Criteria got a cheatin bitch who keep spittin like an uzi
    and her clit has got everyone in it , like the Simpson's Movie
    dope.
    Catch this dude driving along while bumpin his favorite song
    then let my heater burn a hole in his side, like a ghetto bong
    nah..
    Or juss carve him up, cuz my knife game is superior
    and turn Criteria's interior real sickening like maleria
    nice.
    Some advice see Sonny and just yield and take shield
    or get torn from ear to ear, like we battled in a cornfield
    aight, but kinda played.
    Of the subject I ordered the fight last night, had a few birds ova to holla
    Criteria said that he chose Mayweather, to start growing his flowers
    cool.
    But back to ending this cat and showing him he ain't doin it right
    It reminds me of Pearl Harbor,the way this asian is bombin on sites
    alright.
    I know with the stereotypes,but in the jungle its survivin
    How can you get on track wit me,when you can't even see where your drivin
    nice closer.

    this battle was kinda close. sonny turned it up towards the end of his verse. but for the most part criteria´s verse was harder, more consistent and had better lines

    vote - criteria
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  16. Plumber

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    Criteria wins 3-0 and advances to Round 3.
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