EB: Round 2 - Numskull vs. John Hensley

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  1. Plumber

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    WELCOME to Round 2 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS ARE mandatory, now as of Round 2.

    VERSES are due SUNDAY, May 6th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
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  2. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    how's 14 num
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  3. Mr. Skull

    Mr. Skull G.T.P.

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    14's good fam
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  4. Mr. Skull

    Mr. Skull G.T.P.

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    Can we post this early... Let's say tomorrow or somethin?
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  5. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    Listen.
    Yea you fell off. so stop playin with that weak shit.
    Num's career's had a fade that most barbers ain't able to compete with.
    I'll behead this bitch, and make this cat drop for the haters.
    n' leave a couple swords thru Skull... till he's the new mascot for the raiders.
    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.
    To follow up the last 2 lines, she always has an erection in her cranium.
    Bitch's had more crackheads in her Black Hole than that section of the stadium.
    I got good shit, dope shit, and nice shit when i'm mentioned.
    While you just got the fourth, sixth, and the ninth words in that sentence^^.
    Num, you're 26. to be honest, you should ignore the text, sir.
    Regardless, my fists have this square turnin more than wheel of fortune experts.
    I'M here to win. right about now this bastards gettin stressed.
    Num's like my view on weed: only here for us to laugh when we're depressed.




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  6. Mr. Skull

    Mr. Skull G.T.P.

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    lol.. first off

    I'm dope. but, you just try and force it
    I have what it takes to be KING. Ask One. I gave yall lines for it.
    If you can't beat em, join em you say to rivals witta smile
    With that being said... no OneDuh you aint had a title in a while
    Your chick dont want you. U never heard of your bitch to beg..
    ..For me. No one's layin Hens like unfertilyzed chicken eggs
    And furthermore, your view of anatomy doesn't show us dog
    Type to think the breastbone is him titfuckin his blow up doll
    My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS
    I'm gangsta. I got a nice car with curtains...pull the shade back
    So when I knock you to next month. You can only DREAM of gettin Mayback
    Knives to your waist, I'm sorry but your lines won't help...
    ...Let's play hide and seek. I'll drop your legs in the ocean. Now find yourself

    -Skull
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  7. DaTrusHurtz

    DaTrusHurtz Member

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    JUDGE VOTE

    Listen.
    Yea you fell off. so stop playin with that weak shit.
    Num's career's had a fade that most barbers ain't able to compete with.
    decent, doesn't have that KO effect, but solid
    I'll behead this bitch, and make this cat drop for the haters.
    n' leave a couple swords thru Skull... till he's the new mascot for the raiders.
    lol, generally i'm not a fan of these more threatish type punches but this was pretty fresh
    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.
    hmm i dunno, wasn't feelin' this
    To follow up the last 2 lines, she always has an erection in her cranium.
    Bitch's had more crackheads in her Black Hole than that section of the stadium.
    this was nice, but I think one raiders punch was enough
    I got good shit, dope shit, and nice shit when i'm mentioned.
    While you just got the fourth, sixth, and the ninth words in that sentence^^.
    okay, ain't seen it like this, but this type of punch is kinda played
    Num, you're 26. to be honest, you should ignore the text, sir.
    Regardless, my fists have this square turnin more than wheel of fortune experts.
    seemed kinda bland and not really that harsh to me
    I'M here to win. right about now this bastards gettin stressed.
    Num's like my view on weed: only here for us to laugh when we're depressed.
    word, thats true, but only an average closer

    vs.

    I'm dope. but, you just try and force it
    I have what it takes to be KING. Ask One. I gave yall lines for it.
    if its true its a good personal, but coulda been worded better
    If you can't beat em, join em you say to rivals witta smile
    With that being said... no OneDuh you aint had a title in a while
    nah, oneduh shit is played
    Your chick dont want you. U never heard of your bitch to beg..
    ..For me. No one's layin Hens like unfertilyzed chicken eggs
    yea, this was also a played nameplay
    And furthermore, your view of anatomy doesn't show us dog
    Type to think the breastbone is him titfuckin his blow up doll
    lol, this was kinda funny
    My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS
    ain't seen this wordplay, but wordin' seemed a bit off
    I'm gangsta. I got a nice car with curtains...pull the shade back
    So when I knock you to next month. You can only DREAM of gettin Mayback
    ain't seen Mayback wordplay, but only seemed avg to me
    Knives to your waist, I'm sorry but your lines won't help...
    ...Let's play hide and seek. I'll drop your legs in the ocean. Now find yourself
    seen a few similar ideas to this before

    I had heard some really dope thing about Numskull so I expected this battle to be pretty dope. It was kinda a letdown. Hensley had some cool stuff like the opener and the 2 raider bars, but also some average stuff. Numskull came kinda played, especially with those 2 nameplays near the beginning and the closer, that kinda did him in. For comin' more fresh n' having better wording, I got Hensley winning this.

    Vote - John Hensley
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  8. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    Vote = Numskull

    Hensley Was Coo.. Kinda Boring Tho. Only Line I Felt Was Really Wack Was Numskull\'s Hen Line. Shit Was Mad Played. Other Than That Tho He Had An Aight Verse. His Punches Was Better Than Hensleys. Hensley Had Some Coo Shit Too, Mascot Line Was Dope. But Again He Was Just Too Bland For Me. Numskull Came Fresher, So He Gets The Vote
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  9. HotDogVendorMan

    HotDogVendorMan New Member

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    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.

    I got good shit, dope shit, and nice shit when i'm mentioned.
    While you just got the fourth, sixth, and the ninth words in that sentence^^.

    these were pretty good

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    My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS

    find urself coulda been done better imo.

    v-hens. weak battle..seen both go harder in the past.
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  10. ZuChiE

    ZuChiE New Member

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    hensley got it


    seen better from both but overall not a bad battle

    good shit guys
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  11. squarelicious

    squarelicious together we rice

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    battle was okay, kinda disappointing cuz i thought this and resin / eq battle were the highlights this round. definitely seen much better from both..
    hensley got it though, with the middle section.

    v/ hensley


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  12. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    overall
    i wuz kinda surprised here...def expected better from both battlers but o well...maybe theyre as rusty as i am...anyways...hens had more quotables...he wins...


    vote=hens
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  13. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    I'm gangsta. I got a nice car with curtains...pull the shade back
    So when I knock you to next month. You can only DREAM of gettin Mayback
    If you can't beat em, join em you say to rivals witta smile
    With that being said... no OneDuh you aint had a title in a while
    -best of num

    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.
    I got good shit, dope shit, and nice shit when i'm mentioned.
    While you just got the fourth, sixth, and the ninth words in that sentence^^.
    --best of hens

    Num had a few lines that were alreaddy done. the egg one etc..Hens came better overall

    vote=hensley.
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  14. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  15. Residual

    Residual I'm Gay

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    JUDGE VOTE


    Good match up here.
    Lemme start by breakin' it down and tellin' it how I saw it:

    John Hensley:

    Solid verse man, I liked what you dropped and thought you brought
    some creative lines.

    Yea you fell off. so stop playin with that weak shit.
    Num's career's had a fade that most barbers ain't able to compete with.

    ^^^I liked that flip on the fade line, not a very original concept but ok.


    Next I thought this was pretty good:

    I'll behead this bitch, and make this cat drop for the haters.
    n' leave a couple swords thru Skull... till he's the new mascot for the raiders.
    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.

    ^^^Good flip on the skull line, seen a lot of them against Num but this
    one was at least fresher. I see what's up with the brains line, decent.


    To me, the next segment was my favorite:

    I got good shit, dope shit, and nice shit when i'm mentioned.
    While you just got the fourth, sixth, and the ninth words in that sentence^^.
    Num, you're 26. to be honest, you should ignore the text, sir.
    Regardless, my fists have this square turnin more than wheel of fortune experts.

    ^^^I seen those concepts like the shit line you did but you came with it
    nicely on that line. Line of your verse in my opinion. The wheel of fortune
    line was a stretch but definitely had some creativity to it, solid line and segment.

    The closer was just ok.


    Strong verse overall. I thought it'd be hard to top. You had some hot lines
    and stayed consistent throughout.



    Next was Numskull's verse and here's my take on that:


    I'm dope. but, you just try and force it
    I have what it takes to be KING. Ask One. I gave yall lines for it.
    If you can't beat em, join em you say to rivals witta smile
    With that being said... no OneDuh you aint had a title in a while

    ^^^Ouch. I thought this opening started you off well. Feelin' it so far
    duke...


    And furthermore, your view of anatomy doesn't show us dog
    Type to think the breastbone is him titfuckin his blow up doll
    My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS

    ^^^Interesting segment here. I see what you doin' with the breastbone line
    and it was pulled off decently, thought it was a little forced.
    The offspring, off summer lines I've seen but you came fresh with that
    so you get points on it.

    I'm gangsta. I got a nice car with curtains...pull the shade back
    So when I knock you to next month. You can only DREAM of gettin Mayback
    Knives to your waist, I'm sorry but your lines won't help...
    ...Let's play hide and seek. I'll drop your legs in the ocean. Now find yourself

    ^^^Next month line was ok, didn't think it was worded all that well and the closer
    was pretty much on par of his closer too.


    Good verse, liked the opening lines and I thought the seasons line was cool,
    most other lines were pretty decent but not too flashy.


    Close match up.
    In comparison, I have to say that it's Hensley's skull, shit and wheel of fortune
    lines against Num's opening segment and seasons line.

    I think Hensley had two of the top 3 lines of this match up and therefore
    I have to give him my vote in a closely contested match.


    VOTE= John Hensley in a very close one.
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  16. Sonny Dimebags

    Sonny Dimebags New Member

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    John Hensley-I'll behead this bitch, and make this cat drop for the haters.
    n' leave a couple swords thru Skull... till he's the new mascot for the raiders.
    I'M here to win. right about now this bastards gettin stressed.
    Num's like my view on weed: only here for us to laugh when we're depressed.

    Numskull-My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS


    This was a pretty coo battle both came alright to me Hens had a couple nice lines compared to Nums one which was ightt Ima have to go wit Hens on this one

    Vote- John Hensley
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  17. c@sp3r

    c@sp3r New Member

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    hensley

    Yea you fell off. so stop playin with that weak shit.
    Num's career's had a fade that most barbers ain't able to compete with.
    cool opener.
    I'll behead this bitch, and make this cat drop for the haters.
    n' leave a couple swords thru Skull... till he's the new mascot for the raiders.
    haha, dope.
    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.
    alright.
    To follow up the last 2 lines, she always has an erection in her cranium.
    Bitch's had more crackheads in her Black Hole than that section of the stadium.
    nah..
    I got good shit, dope shit, and nice shit when i'm mentioned.
    While you just got the fourth, sixth, and the ninth words in that sentence^^.
    alright, but i hated how you worded it.
    Num, you're 26. to be honest, you should ignore the text, sir.
    Regardless, my fists have this square turnin more than wheel of fortune experts.
    nah.
    I'M here to win. right about now this bastards gettin stressed.
    Num's like my view on weed: only here for us to laugh when we're depressed.
    bad closer..

    num

    I'm dope. but, you just try and force it
    I have what it takes to be KING. Ask One. I gave yall lines for it.
    cool.
    If you can't beat em, join em you say to rivals witta smile
    With that being said... no OneDuh you aint had a title in a while
    cool.
    Your chick dont want you. U never heard of your bitch to beg..
    ..For me. No one's layin Hens like unfertilyzed chicken eggs
    played.
    And furthermore, your view of anatomy doesn't show us dog
    Type to think the breastbone is him titfuckin his blow up doll
    cool.
    My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS
    nice.
    I'm gangsta. I got a nice car with curtains...pull the shade back
    So when I knock you to next month. You can only DREAM of gettin Mayback
    alright, but bad wording..
    Knives to your waist, I'm sorry but your lines won't help...
    ...Let's play hide and seek. I'll drop your legs in the ocean. Now find yourself
    decent closer.

    this battle was pretty close, dunno what the votes are saying. neither had outstanding verses, but hensley kind of fell off at some points. he had a lot of ups and downs. i think skull was much more consistent. close battle though, but i have skull by it with a hair

    vote - numskull
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  18. wilmer deryou

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    hens

    I'll behead this bitch, and make this cat drop for the haters.
    n' leave a couple swords thru Skull... till he's the new mascot for the raiders.
    There's a theory on intelligence that i'll mention in rhyme.
    ^We only use 10% of our brains.. but ur girl gives it to me 100% of the time.

    I'M here to win. right about now this bastards gettin stressed.
    Num's like my view on weed: only here for us to laugh when we're depressed.

    vs


    num
    I'm dope. but, you just try and force it
    I have what it takes to be KING. Ask One. I gave yall lines for it.

    My illigitimate son, but Ill scold you in battle for treason
    You're offspring....off summer....hell you're off ALL FOUR SEASONS



    num skull came pretty good..that hens/eggs line killed him more then help...i thought hens got this BARELY...juss had one more quotable

    vote-hens
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  19. Plumber

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    John Hensley wins 11-2 and advances to Round 3.
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