EB: Round 2 - Joey Donuts vs. Himself

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  1. Plumber

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    WELCOME to Round 2 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS ARE mandatory, now as of Round 2.

    VERSES are due SUNDAY, May 6th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
    - NO EXTENSIONS will be allowed unless a case of emergency.
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    - No editing after opponent puts up verse.

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  2. Joey donuts

    Joey donuts Yeah yeah yeah

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    What it do yo.
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  3. Joey donuts

    Joey donuts Yeah yeah yeah

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    I’m upset that you didn’t check in, and that your late for the fight
    But your gonna get laid out anyways so just stay for the night
    Then again, I really doubt that he’s a worthy emcee
    So one punch will make him leak faster than an early lp
    After I engrave my knuckles in his face, Ima beat this guy flat
    And make him do a face plant like a venus fly trap
    Your young ass needs to get your weight up, and I don’t mean to trouble him
    But you can’t build muscle working out in the jungle gym
    See dude is ugly as shit; shirt full of pasta stains and cola
    And he’s losing to the pretty boy; he’s oscar de la hoya
    So with that being said, you don’t need to stand next to a partner
    Cause nobodies rooting for you, not even your Mexican gardeners
    Now i gotta murder my own creation; i have to do it right though
    So yeah, I guess I’ma kill my self; here’s the suicide note
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  4. Himself

    Himself New Member

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    im in ur hood wit a bullhorn callin u out at nite
    solo but causin more upsets than a fuckin gang fight
    so call ur boys, they wont help u the slightest bit
    ur still outnumbered like 3 strikes after the pitch
    check my style and u want a piece to make urs
    drown urself in it, ill eat u when u wash-up ashore
    im a steal this victory, sit still and keep ur honor
    cause crimes pays, but losing just makes u just like ur father
    ur mom says it all the time, I heard
    ur a fuckin loser, Im speakin first while u just said ya last words
    then I add a couple bars to meet the line requirement
    now im goin back to upn and sulking in my retirement
    after this assignment where im sent to kill u
    cause im a reptile like shower mildew
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  5. Mr. Ecks

    Mr. Ecks I'll suck ya cock for free

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    Horrible battle. Himself you either really feell off or you not tryin, and next round you gonna get torched if you come the same. Donuts came aight, but I wasnt really feeling him either. Both of you kinda disappointed me, but Himself lines hit harder, even though he went with the shorter punch style. Lines just stuck more

    Vote: Himself
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  6. yo logic

    yo logic its globalken yall :)

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    this battle was okay. Donuts style was kinda boring. Decent but still a little boring. Himself is kinda silly and wylin all the time so his verse was a bit more entertaining. The reptile line made no sense but was still funny to me. Thats himself style i guess. I was feelin himself verse a little more so he gets my vote.

    vote - Himself
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  7. ill nik-A

    ill nik-A Dirty Sanchez!!

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    joey donuts had a lot of problems wording his punches, so they dont hit, pretty boy line doesnt make sense, last 4 lines i dont know what u were doing, jungle gym?
    Himself was funnier & more straight dissing, ionno didnt feel this battle, ur father line coulda been dope, strike was ok

    vote himself
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  8. c@sp3r

    c@sp3r New Member

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    joey donuts

    I’m upset that you didn’t check in, and that your late for the fight
    But your gonna get laid out anyways so just stay for the night
    cool.
    Then again, I really doubt that he’s a worthy emcee
    So one punch will make him leak faster than an early lp
    cool.
    After I engrave my knuckles in his face, Ima beat this guy flat
    And make him do a face plant like a venus fly trap
    nah..
    Your young ass needs to get your weight up, and I don’t mean to trouble him
    But you can’t build muscle working out in the jungle gym
    lol.
    See dude is ugly as shit; shirt full of pasta stains and cola
    And he’s losing to the pretty boy; he’s oscar de la hoya
    nah.
    So with that being said, you don’t need to stand next to a partner
    Cause nobodies rooting for you, not even your Mexican gardeners
    lmao..
    Now i gotta murder my own creation; i have to do it right though
    So yeah, I guess I’ma kill my self; here’s the suicide note
    nah.. bad closer.

    himself

    im in ur hood wit a bullhorn callin u out at nite
    solo but causin more upsets than a fuckin gang fight
    nah..
    so call ur boys, they wont help u the slightest bit
    ur still outnumbered like 3 strikes after the pitch
    dope.
    check my style and u want a piece to make urs
    drown urself in it, ill eat u when u wash-up ashore
    alright.
    im a steal this victory, sit still and keep ur honor
    cause crimes pays, but losing just makes u just like ur father
    decent.
    ur mom says it all the time, I heard
    ur a fuckin loser, Im speakin first while u just said ya last words
    nope.
    then I add a couple bars to meet the line requirement
    now im goin back to upn and sulking in my retirement
    aight..
    after this assignment where im sent to kill u
    cause im a reptile like shower mildew
    this made no sense..

    i dunno what the votes are saying. himself basically did not try at all and will lose next round if he comes like that again. i don't think he really had one dope line, where joey donuts did. this should be a landslide, but hey what can you do.

    vote - joey donuts
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  9. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    Vote: Himself

    Battle Was Wack. Joey Had A Decent Verse, But I Just Didn\'t Feel Alot Of His Lines Or They Were Just Played To Me. Himself Sucked Ass To What He Really Can Do, But He Barely Got By, I Expect He Gets Blown Out Next Round
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  10. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    Himself wins 4-1 and advances to Round 3.
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