EB: Round 2 - Imperial vs. kungfugrip

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  1. Plumber

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    WELCOME to Round 2 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS ARE mandatory, now as of Round 2.

    VERSES are due SUNDAY, May 6th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
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  2. kungfugrip

    kungfugrip New Member

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  3. Imperial

    Imperial Lex

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  4. Imperial

    Imperial Lex

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    .............

    Hiiiiyyyaaaa

    *ancient tiger style.. ready for combat*

    "FIGHT!!!"

    *gong*

    All ya rhymes suck you bitch, an im so above nice
    You got the kung fu grip, but im cobra clutch tight
    Fuck yo lil fu moves.. this dude is a clown
    Not even a Mantis could pray enough for you to win now
    Braggin bout kung fu?? Thinkin you rap good??
    Fuck crackin on my skills.. you cant even crack wood
    C’mon man, to a Sensai, youre practically worthless
    It’s obvious you suck at punches.. just look at ya verses
    Weak jabs.. I mean, you need lots’a help
    You only pull off nice kicks when ya dreamin at Foot Locker’s shelf
    You can bring ya whole kung fu army
    Fuck it, even Mr. Miyagi...
    Ill drop bombs on those ch!nks, like it’s Nagasaki
    Yo kung fu skills are just like ya rap recordings
    Youre a true grasshopper.. every sound you make is annoying
    This homo’s gettin schooled
    Fuck karate class...
    Jeff needs to bring back The DOJO for this fool

    *gong*

    Bow to your master.
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  5. kungfugrip

    kungfugrip New Member

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    wtf.

    Imperial's a coward. he'd run instead of get a shot to the eyes
    this fag'll see Drama and Turtle.. more than those Entourage guys
    checked your shit homie & honestly i don't know what you're hoping
    i beat heads waaaay sicker than you.. half-assed & drunk without voting
    buddy i got punches for days, so nobody here'll pardon you losin'
    my hand'll leave such a black hole, son it'll spark a Soundgarden reunion
    you drop mad shaky lines dude, believe this guy is second best
    i'll drop a shaky line.. if i said 'Imp's dope' on a lie detector test
    i'll whoop your ass in this tourney, hope losers'll spot 'em
    last time I saw a Duck skate like that.. Vancouver wasn't a problem
    you ain't my dog.. but i'll let this battle shorten the leash
    cuz one punch'll have a couple stray canines roll in the street
    you're queer as it gets, you know about how drunk shockers felt
    this faggot keeps the studs around him more than punk rocker's belts
    this dude don't stack up, you won't find the better man, playa
    the way i take the last 3 letters from you, reminds me of my fanmail

    .
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  6. Plumber

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    Upping for votes.
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  7. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    Vote = Kungfu

    Imperial Was Decent, But The Kungfu Plays Got Lame Really Quick. Both Yall Came Alright, Made It A Good Battle. But Kung Just Got This On Better Lines And Funnier Punches. His Stuff Was Also Structured Better. Imperial Just Came Real Brand New Towards This Battle In My Opinion. Some Lines Had It, But Others Was Just Lame Ass Nameplays That Got Old In Like 2001
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  8. Imperial

    Imperial Lex

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    voooooooooooote
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  9. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    Imperial's best lines:

    All ya rhymes suck you bitch, an im so above nice
    You got the kung fu grip, but im cobra clutch tight
    Fuck yo lil fu moves.. this dude is a clown
    Not even a Mantis could pray enough for you to win now

    Weak jabs.. I mean, you need lots’a help
    You only pull off nice kicks when ya dreamin at Foot Locker’s shelf

    Yo kung fu skills are just like ya rap recordings
    Youre a true grasshopper.. every sound you make is annoying

    Kungfugrip's best lines:

    buddy i got punches for days, so nobody here'll pardon you losin'
    my hand'll leave such a black hole, son it'll spark a Soundgarden reunion

    vote = imperial

    I wasn't feelin' any lines from kungfugrip
    cept for that black hole line, that was nice
    the rest were iffy
    sure, some of imp's lines were worded a little basic
    but they still hit harder to me

    holla
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  10. Mr. Ecks

    Mr. Ecks I'll suck ya cock for free

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    Decent batte. KungFu did good, had some pretty sturdy lines. Imperial also was cool, although as dude said all the kung fu nameplays got old. But he still held up with a cool verse. Nice battle, kinda even but I think KungFu just edged it out as far as good punches go , So Im going with him

    Vote: Kung Fugrip
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  11. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    All ya rhymes suck you bitch, an im so above nice
    You got the kung fu grip, but im cobra clutch tight
    Fuck yo lil fu moves.. this dude is a clown
    Not even a Mantis could pray enough for you to win now
    C’mon man, to a Sensai, youre practically worthless
    It’s obvious you suck at punches.. just look at ya verses
    Weak jabs.. I mean, you need lots’a help
    You only pull off nice kicks when ya dreamin at Foot Locker’s shelf

    vs

    you drop mad shaky lines dude, believe this guy is second best
    i'll drop a shaky line.. if i said 'Imp's dope' on a lie detector test
    you're queer as it gets, you know about how drunk shockers felt
    this faggot keeps the studs around him more than punk rocker's belts

    vote- imp
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  12. c@sp3r

    c@sp3r New Member

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    Imp

    All ya rhymes suck you bitch, an im so above nice
    You got the kung fu grip, but im cobra clutch tight
    decent.
    Fuck yo lil fu moves.. this dude is a clown
    Not even a Mantis could pray enough for you to win now
    haha, cool flip.
    Braggin bout kung fu?? Thinkin you rap good??
    Fuck crackin on my skills.. you cant even crack wood
    not feeling this..
    C’mon man, to a Sensai, youre practically worthless
    It’s obvious you suck at punches.. just look at ya verses
    cool.
    Weak jabs.. I mean, you need lots’a help
    You only pull off nice kicks when ya dreamin at Foot Locker’s shelf
    it was aight.. but kinda basic.
    You can bring ya whole kung fu army
    Fuck it, even Mr. Miyagi...
    Ill drop bombs on those ch!nks, like it’s Nagasaki
    nah..
    Yo kung fu skills are just like ya rap recordings
    Youre a true grasshopper.. every sound you make is annoying
    cool.
    This homo’s gettin schooled
    Fuck karate class...
    Jeff needs to bring back The DOJO for this fool
    wack closer.

    kungfugrip

    Imperial's a coward. he'd run instead of get a shot to the eyes
    this fag'll see Drama and Turtle.. more than those Entourage guys
    nah..
    checked your shit homie & honestly i don't know what you're hoping
    i beat heads waaaay sicker than you.. half-assed & drunk without voting
    decent.
    buddy i got punches for days, so nobody here'll pardon you losin'
    my hand'll leave such a black hole, son it'll spark a Soundgarden reunion
    nice.
    you drop mad shaky lines dude, believe this guy is second best
    i'll drop a shaky line.. if i said 'Imp's dope' on a lie detector test
    haha.. dope.
    i'll whoop your ass in this tourney, hope losers'll spot 'em
    last time I saw a Duck skate like that.. Vancouver wasn't a problem
    nice.
    you ain't my dog.. but i'll let this battle shorten the leash
    cuz one punch'll have a couple stray canines roll in the street
    nah.. not feeling.
    you're queer as it gets, you know about how drunk shockers felt
    this faggot keeps the studs around him more than punk rocker's belts
    lmfao.. ill.
    this dude don't stack up, you won't find the better man, playa
    the way i take the last 3 letters from you, reminds me of my fanmail
    bad closer..

    at first i saw this battle as being close, but then as i re-read kung pretty much ran with it. imperial had a decent verse, but too much kungfu wordplay and not enough hard hitting lines. kungfu just had a better and more creative verse, and 2 lines that were pretty much better than anything in imp´s verse.

    vote - kungfu
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  13. Urban-Legend

    Urban-Legend High on Stress

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    Fuck yo lil fu moves.. this dude is a clown
    Not even a Mantis could pray enough for you to win now

    vs

    you drop mad shaky lines dude, believe this guy is second best
    i'll drop a shaky line.. if i said 'Imp's dope' on a lie detector test
    you're queer as it gets, you know about how drunk shockers felt
    this faggot keeps the studs around him more than punk rocker's belts


    ummm battle was iight, i've seen kung come way better before, but he still enough to pick up the win here, shaky line was nicely put down, as for imp..iono wasnt really feeling his verse at all..the line i quoted was iight, but wasnt really feeling nothing else. coo shiit fellas.

    v-kfg
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  14. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    overall
    close battle...imp had 2 ok lines...i thought his dojo line wuz funny...kung had 2 nice ones but i already saw tha studs one last week so that kinda took away from tha freshness...


    vote=imp
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  15. ill nik-A

    ill nik-A Dirty Sanchez!!

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    Imperial...
    All ya rhymes suck you bitch, an im so above nice
    You got the kung fu grip, but im cobra clutch tight
    Fuck yo lil fu moves.. this dude is a clown
    Not even a Mantis could pray enough for you to win now
    Braggin bout kung fu?? Thinkin you rap good??
    Fuck crackin on my skills.. you cant even crack wood
    ^^kungfu lines have been done millions of time & this didnt hit, mantis line was ehh, crackwood has been done

    C’mon man, to a Sensai, youre practically worthless
    It’s obvious you suck at punches.. just look at ya verses
    Weak jabs.. I mean, you need lots’a help
    You only pull off nice kicks when ya dreamin at Foot Locker’s shelf
    You can bring ya whole kung fu army
    Fuck it, even Mr. Miyagi...
    Ill drop bombs on those ch!nks, like it’s Nagasaki
    ^^punches line really is just a statement, kick line???? another kung line that didnt hit

    Yo kung fu skills are just like ya rap recordings
    Youre a true grasshopper.. every sound you make is annoying
    This homo’s gettin schooled
    Fuck karate class...
    Jeff needs to bring back The DOJO for this fool
    ^^annoying is eh, dojo was aight

    kungfugrip...

    Imperial's a coward. he'd run instead of get a shot to the eyes
    this fag'll see Drama and Turtle.. more than those Entourage guys
    checked your shit homie & honestly i don't know what you're hoping
    i beat heads waaaay sicker than you.. half-assed & drunk without voting
    buddy i got punches for days, so nobody here'll pardon you losin'
    my hand'll leave such a black hole, son it'll spark a Soundgarden reunion
    ^^entourage shoulda followed with a no homo, second one is true but u lost last week cuz of it, soundgarden was good

    you drop mad shaky lines dude, believe this guy is second best
    i'll drop a shaky line.. if i said 'Imp's dope' on a lie detector test
    i'll whoop your ass in this tourney, hope losers'll spot 'em
    last time I saw a Duck skate like that.. Vancouver wasn't a problem
    ^^imps dope was good, fuck that wack hocky shit

    you ain't my dog.. but i'll let this battle shorten the leash
    cuz one punch'll have a couple stray canines roll in the street
    you're queer as it gets, you know about how drunk shockers felt
    this faggot keeps the studs around him more than punk rocker's belts
    this dude don't stack up, you won't find the better man, playa
    the way i take the last 3 letters from you, reminds me of my fanmail
    ^^canines & punk rocker belts are lines of the battle, dont like ender


    vote Kung
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  16. Imperial

    Imperial Lex

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  17. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    kungfugrip wins 5-3 and advances to Round 3.
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