EB: Round 2 - ill nik-A vs. globalken

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  1. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    Ajax, Adonis, & Globalken are the competition that inspire…
    to see which washed up UPN faggot still has the most PBA dick riders
    pretty nice
    I spit fire, & call u bitches out without havin to get vocal
    Beat me here? u might be Globalken but yo Logic is local
    haha
    know it mayne, I went from ill to illest while u still flowing lame
    Ya site gassed u so much u only had a headache during growing pains
    kk
    u just wack see, swearin u pack heat but wouldn’t wanna ask me
    cuz I’ll leave a bad taste in ya mouth like readin the #1 punch last week
    aight
    When I attack geeks, death follows so don’t act surprised
    leave so many battle scars Cocoa Butter couldn’t bring u back to life
    ya this was pretty cool
    the wack’s demise, when I’m here killing ya poor hopes
    & taking u to school while u use the halls for sore throats
    nahhhh
    I’ll for sure gloat, ya punches aint creative like mine & u’ll feel ‘em
    cuz ur ideas couldn’t come to life if Ben Stiller spent his life in the museum
    word alright


    vs.

    Its kinda like havin one of those dolls called Baby Think It Over.
    He takes care of my kids and when I ask his girl for head I say, "Baby Think It Over."
    ehh
    I take Flip's four leaf clover and call it good luck.
    If I see you in the street gettin jumped I'ma take my car and run you over.
    didnt feel
    I'm the truest guy on earth.
    It's text wars. I got nuclear weapons, you sendin suicide bombers.
    word
    I catch wreck like guard rails, my shit's dope like a gram in pipe.
    I'm tryna cash checks, spin bigger wheels than Vanna White.
    vanna white is on wheel of forturne, not price is right
    Hold ya hammers tight. If not theres gon be some lynchin'.
    Roll with my evil henchmen and y'all get ghost like Peter Venkman.
    this was pretty cool
    By the way, that sig is fuckin' genius.
    You musta came up with that while at your crib sucking penis.
    nah
    Ya lines are weak, you need to stop the front.
    I'm breakin down illy like I'm bout to roll up a blunt.
    nah


    i got Nika winning this. i went through it line by line, then read the verses as a whole. Nika was more direct to me. Glob, you had some cool ideas, but I personally wasnt feelin your disses that much. Nikas shit was worded better, and his disses were harder.

    vote-nika
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  2. Residual

    Residual I'm Gay

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    JUDGE VOTE

    Man I'm actually kind of disappointed in this match from both of you.
    Here's my thoughts on this:

    Ill nik-A:

    Ajax, Adonis, & Globalken are the competition that inspire…
    to see which washed up UPN faggot still has the most PBA dick riders
    I spit fire, & call u bitches out without havin to get vocal
    Beat me here? u might be Globalken but yo Logic is local

    ^^^Well the opening line was going somewhere but it messed itself up by mentioning ajax/adonis.
    I liked the globalken line though, good play on his name.

    know it mayne, I went from ill to illest while u still flowing lame
    Ya site gassed u so much u only had a headache during growing pains
    u just wack see, swearin u pack heat but wouldn’t wanna ask me
    cuz I’ll leave a bad taste in ya mouth like readin the #1 punch last week
    When I attack geeks, death follows so don’t act surprised
    leave so many battle scars Cocoa Butter couldn’t bring u back to life

    ^^^WEll the growing pains line had more potential, ok punch there man, the #1 punch I felt because it did leave a bad taste in my mouth, however the cocoa butter line didn't deliver. Sure it helps ya scars but if you're dead, cocoa butter ain't gonna help ya.

    Next came the closing four lines:

    the wack’s demise, when I’m here killing ya poor hopes
    & taking u to school while u use the halls for sore throats
    I’ll for sure gloat, ya punches aint creative like mine & u’ll feel ‘em
    cuz ur ideas couldn’t come to life if Ben Stiller spent his life in the museum

    ^^^The halls line brought it back up and then the closer was a generic punch using popular culture.

    Overall I didn't think this verse was that impressive. Yo Logic line, maybe the #1 punch line, nothing else really impressive.


    Next comes glob's verse and I was disappointed in this one as well:

    Its kinda like havin one of those dolls called Baby Think It Over.
    He takes care of my kids and when I ask his girl for head I say, "Baby Think It Over."
    I take Flip's four leaf clover and call it good luck.
    If I see you in the street gettin jumped I'ma take my car and run you over.

    ^^^Naw to the opening line, run you over line was aight though, not as good as his opening four.


    I'm the truest guy on earth.
    It's text wars. I got nuclear weapons, you sendin suicide bombers.
    I catch wreck like guard rails, my shit's dope like a gram in pipe.
    I'm tryna cash checks, spin bigger wheels than Vanna White.

    ^^^Text wars line was ok, but the Vanna White line wasn't a punch but it was a pretty good line.


    Hold ya hammers tight. If not theres gon be some lynchin'.
    Roll with my evil henchmen and y'all get ghost like Peter Venkman.
    By the way, that sig is fuckin' genius.
    You musta came up with that while at your crib sucking penis.

    ^^^Shit man, a ghostbusters line. Old school here, funny. THe next line was aight but generic as a mother fucker.

    Ya lines are weak, you need to stop the front.
    I'm breakin down illy like I'm bout to roll up a blunt.

    ^^^Man at least your closer was better than his this time, still not that amazing.

    Overall I thought your verse was more consistent than his was.
    I think if ill Nik-A woulda had one more line to supplement his verse, he woulda taken this match easy.

    Glob, you know you shoulda brought a couple more dope lines and if you lose this match, I honestly won't be surprised.

    Even though Glob's gay ass always voted against me in every battle I had during PBA, I think his style of verse was done better than nik-a's and therefore I'm givin' him this match.

    Shitty match, close match, nothing impressive, but I think Glob takes it.

    VOTE = Glob by a tiny hair
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  3. ill nik-A

    ill nik-A Dirty Sanchez!!

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    roflz, u guys crack me up
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  4. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    will vote later.
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  5. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    Vote: Globalken\'

    Cool Battle But I Got Globalken Taking It Barely. Ill Nika Had A Cool Verse But Maybe Only 2 Lines That Stood Out. Rest Of His Verse Was Canned. Glo Wasn\'t That Dope Either, But I Just Feel Consistent Wise His Verse Was Better Written
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  6. ExodusIII

    ExodusIII New Member

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    i seriously can't believe the votes in this place...

    not that ill nikas verse was anything spectacular...global's verse was str8 wack

    "my shit's dope like a gram in pipe."

    gimme a fucking break...that was blasphemy in 99...

    and

    "I got nuclear weapons, you sendin suicide bombers."??

    welcome back to 99... just a variation of the knife to a gunfight line


    ill nika had the pba dickrider and #1 punch lines...they were pretty average...but closer to a good line than anything global had

    vote = ill nika
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  7. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    The battle is tied 6-6.

    Both advance to Round 3.
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