EB: Round 1 - Storm G. vs. Sonny Dimez

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  1. Plumber

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    WELCOME to Round 1 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

    CHECK INS are not mandatory, but are welcome.

    VERSES are due FRIDAY, April 28th, 2007.

    - Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
    - Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
    - NO EXTENSIONS will be allowed unless a case of emergency.
    - Battlers may up thread twice.
    - No feeding, biting, or recycling.
    - No picture battles UNLESS both competitors agree.
    - No editing after opponent puts up verse.

    THE FOLLOWING NON-COMPETITORS OF THE JUDGING PANEL MAY VOTE:
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    2. DaTrusHurtz
    3. Mic Booth
    4. Inkwell
    5. Oz

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  2. Sonny Dimebags

    Sonny Dimebags New Member

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    Im in there like swimwear kid
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  3. StormGod

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    now im battling a cat named sonny dimez
    rocking an orange fanny pack full of 10 cent rhymes
    man, im on another fucking level
    ur shook of the growl when my stomach starts to settle
    im hungry like the devil, to start feasting on ur passions
    ur a faggot and ur into those kinky fashions
    ya.. ur into swigging Shchnaps when u get smashed
    but u end the night with the bottle in your ass
    ur getting dumped- dont showboat, ull end up sunk
    ill dust off ur moms ashy kutchy, the cunt ends up Punk'd
    the shit's fucking gross, it made me puke
    but that dirty slut still ate my juke
    aint shit cute, just kidding, im cute as fuck
    so, bow to the god, get down on ur knees
    and continue to suck
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  4. Sonny Dimebags

    Sonny Dimebags New Member

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    Yooooo ight lets go
    This kid's courage is to small to get into a brawl
    Like a meterologist,way I expose a Storm for ya'll
    The world keep gettin colder, Storm might not get any older
    maybe has a plan in life, but I'll take his head off his shoulders
    Aim at G's fitted hat and connect where his dome be at
    my ghat like a broken keyboard,won't stop sending caps
    Bad weather comin my way ,Dogg I ain't hearin it
    I saw the eye of the storm and seen the fear in it
    And G. juss confess you suck no more denial
    Hip Hop is dead, and I'm battlin the cat at trial
    I got your girl seein the brighter things she like
    No more Stormy days, it got Sonny in her life
    Cuz G. don't ball out he spend his little money like what happen
    Couldn't make it rain if he changed the weather settings in Madden
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  5. Robby Digital

    Robby Digital New Member

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    This Battle Was Not Even Above Average. Both Came Mediocre At Best, And I Feel This Was Not That Great Material For A Round 1 Battle. Sonny Dimez Had Some Ehhh Shit.. The Sending Caps Line Was Alright, But It Just Didn\'t Do Much For Me. Other Than That As I Said, Your Shit Was Pretty Blahzay And Storm Nameplays Are Kinda Old. And That Madden Ender Was Just Not The Spirit. Like I Said, You Probably Could\'ve Come Better But You Just Didn\'t Serve Any Justice In This. Storm G Really Disappointed Me, I Expected You To Shine From The Way You Were Spoke Of In The Predictions Thread. Your Verse Wasn\'t Really My Cup Of Tea, But Some Of Your Concepts Actually Were A Bit Fresh.. Like The Ashton Kutcher Flip, That Could\'ve Been Really Ill If Worded Correctly, But It Was Just Cool How You Said.. All In All You Had An Okay Verse, And I Hope By Next Round You Fix It Up Because I Got You Barely Taking This By A Hair.. So

    Vote = Storm God
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  6. wilmer deryou

    wilmer deryou New Member

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    storm god

    i cant even quote anything man...honestly you dropped garbage homie....i know ur better then this

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    sonny dimebags

    Yooooo ight lets go
    This kid's courage is to small to get into a brawl
    Like a meterologist,way I expose a Storm for ya'll

    Cuz G. don't ball out he spend his little money like what happen
    Couldn't make it rain if he changed the weather settings in Madden


    ^^line of the match


    but yoooo..storm god u really dissapointed me...you threw no punches the only attempt was that ashy kutchy and that shit makes no sense....sonny dimebags is getting my vote by throwing punches


    vote-sonny dimebags...easssyyy
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  7. DaTrusHurtz

    DaTrusHurtz Member

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    JUDGE VOTE

    I usually break down battles line by line, but this battle was so bad, I don't feel like even doing that, lol, so I'm just gonna give you guys feedback n' then say who I thought won.

    Storm G - I've heard from a few people you're really dope so I was expecting a lot from you. To say the least though, this verse was awful. I dunno if u were just fucking around, but uhh I don't get it. Ashton Kutcher concept was aight tho u didn't use it that well. The rest was really just a bunch of simple shit that wasn't creative at all.

    Sonny Dimez - You had a chance to absolutely destroy Storm, but u didn't take advantage. You had a bunch of nameplays which weren't bad, but I'm sure he's seen them before. The rest of the things were either played like the caps shit, or ehh like the Madden and hip hop is dead concepts.

    Overall - Neither of you came great, but Storm really brought nothing but a bunch of simple shit to the table. Sonny at least had some wit to his verse so I think he got this.

    Vote - Sonny Dimebags
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  8. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    3-1 Sonny Dimez.

    Upping for votes.
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  10. warpath.

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    yo, i feel what the voters are saying but i don't fully agree... i mean storm's verse was really sub-par, but so was sonny's.. i think the ashton kutcher line was easily the best by storm, and the line of the battle.. sonny came decent, but played storm nameplays aren't gonna cut it.. he had a chance to easily destroy that half asses storm verse, but i honestly feel he didn't do it..

    so my vote is storm g, mostly do the ashton line, probably the only decent one in this battle...

    pz..
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  11. Mount

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    ..wow, this was a really weak battle

    ..both came pretty bad, but Storm just bombed it, I really felt none of his verse

    ..at least with Sonny I felt a couple of lines were decent, which really was the only thing that tipped this battle in his favor


    ..vote - Sonny Dimez for an at least mediocre verse
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  12. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Sonny just had a better verse. It wasn't by landslide or anything...he just had enouh to pull out the win

    vote- Sonny Bags
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  13. c@sp3r

    c@sp3r New Member

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    vote - sonny dimez

    storm g didn't really have anything. it's like he didn't even try, and for that reason alone i don't think he needs to go on to the next round. sonny dimez beat him, and even though neither were that ill sonny had what it took to win. that's all that counts in the end right? anyway, i'm stretched for time so as i said, my vote goes to sonny dimez. good luck to whoever in the 2nd.

    ~1~
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  14. Phenomenonymous

    Phenomenonymous picture perfect...

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    well this battle was ok i guess


    i think some people are hating just cuz they dont really know Storm-G's style. in the end his verse was really not that good, but it was funny and a pretty easy read. it got to the point quickly and stayed consistently ridiculous. lol@ashy kutchy which really didnt make all that much sense but wtf i lmao..

    only line i was feelin from Sonny was the no more storm in her life/sonny days idea... which was a pretty tight double-name-play... however i've seen hella better eye-in-the-storm lines and the rest of the verse was sub-par and sorta rough to read.


    overall, in the end, i'ma give it to Storm for having a more enjoyable verse. i'd say they dissed each other pretty much equally, but storm's crazy style and a little more comedy, got him the win.

    vote-Storm


    pz
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  15. Ribo Nuke

    Ribo Nuke Audiodidact

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    Storm - I really hope this was a noshow verse. This was baaad.

    Sonny - nothin good in here at all either, maybe a little better than storm.

    This was a horrible battle, weak on both sides, corny predictable punchlines all around. Sonny got it for a bit better of a verse. Little more creative.

    Vote - Sonny
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  16. Himself

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    vote - storm g

    storm's verse was actually funny. sonny said a bunch of lines that are used in every storm g battle
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  17. TheGunslinger

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    man, im on another fucking level
    ur shook of the growl when my stomach starts to settle

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    Bad weather comin my way ,Dogg I ain't hearin it
    I saw the eye of the storm and seen the fear in it
    And G. juss confess you suck no more denial
    Hip Hop is dead, and I'm battlin the cat at trial
    I got your girl seein the brighter things she like
    No more Stormy days, it got Sonny in her life

    i really dont see how Storm got votes.
    Sonny won this easy.
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  18. Plumber

    Plumber Guest

    Sonny Dimez wins 8-4 and advances to Round 2.
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