East (A) 2 Liner Divisional Championship: Kaleef vs Tethus

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  1. Hydro_northcarolina

    Hydro_northcarolina New Member

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    Kaleef- he's been down this road before, and he's trying to achieve a 4 peat. Kaleef has won every single Dro 2 Liner Tourney and he's not expecting to lose this one again. He came with the heat last week but won by a no show. Nonetheless, his bar last week would have been more than enough to win it. The only thing that I can see that would really hurt Kaleef now is if he gets too relaxed and sleeps on an opponent, but knowing Leef he won't take anyone for granted, and still come with the heat.


    Tethus-This actually has been a pleasant surprise b'cuz Tethus was virtually an unknown coming into this tourney. But going into today's match against Kaleef, he will certainly be challenged and will have a chance to show rm he's a force to be reckoned with. He manhandled Fumb Duck last week, and also beat a very good opponent in the first round of the tourney. In this match he comes in as an underdog, but dont' underestimate him at all. I think this will be a match that you wouldn't want to miss





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    -your bar is due by 11:59 est time Tuesday Jan 6th, voting ends Friday Jan 9th 11:59
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  2. Tethus

    Tethus straight up jerkoff

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    checking in
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  3. kaLeeF

    kaLeeF me and weed go waaay back

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    word..good lucky homie..lool@me sayin good luck..i hardly say that shit..wtf is wrong wit me
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  4. Tethus

    Tethus straight up jerkoff

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    Your run ends here old man.

    Kal your worthless,and you asked for this battle, now it's been brought--
    I'll implant a stopwatch in your brain to make you have second thoughts--

    next.
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  5. LeX__RuGaR

    LeX__RuGaR G0D

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  6. kaLeeF

    kaLeeF me and weed go waaay back

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    tethus like WOODSTOCK, he Gets Rocked well..
    Haven’t seen a ‘human beat’ this good since Rahzel..
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  7. kaLeeF

    kaLeeF me and weed go waaay back

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    by the way old man@20..yep
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  8. Strike

    Strike packin that metal

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    well I kinda feel both are a little forced..tryin to put too much into two lines... and whats funny is you both used a pretty old style...makes me wonder who tethus is...we used that style in 2001 early 02

    I guess tethus.. but thing is it didnt flow for shit...
    then again neither did leef fuck it..vote teth
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  9. iLL Script.

    iLL Script. ~Poetic~

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    I agree with Strike...last round i thought you guys did alot better, but sometimes it's hard to not force a punch in a 2liner.

    tethus: lol it got me to laugh and it was a concept that i havent really seen, so that was really refreshing. It could of been worded better but overall good job

    Leef: got me to chuckle a little but again i thought this was really forced..even more so then Tethus's. The wording wasnt bad but what hurt you is the forced concept

    vote- Tethus
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  10. kaLeeF

    kaLeeF me and weed go waaay back

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    lool...how was it forced??
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  11. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    vote - Kaleef

    that stopwatch shit is mad played...plus its quite gay to me...saying youll implant something in someone to have it do something....i dont like those kinda punches...

    pz.
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  12. Tethus

    Tethus straight up jerkoff

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    - - - - - - edited.
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  13. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    why is it bad?

    if i found something wrong with yours but didnt find something wrong with kaleefs?

    get your head on straight, pal
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  14. castro'DAMUS

    castro'DAMUS j o e y h o f f a

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    v/ kaleef

    stop watch shit is mad blahish, and it was worded horribly. Leef's punch was much better, but he too will need to step it up a notch if he plans on winning this tourny, but leef got this battle without doubt
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  15. castro'DAMUS

    castro'DAMUS j o e y h o f f a

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    oh and leef's punch flows like crazy, easy and simple...and it isn't forced either
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  16. perma frost

    perma frost gay stars suck taint

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    V = kaleef, just alot better in my eyes.
    tethus line wasnt that creative...

    cool concept leef
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  17. TRAP.

    TRAP. i'm soo old school.

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    ... i'll edit later.
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  18. Tethus

    Tethus straight up jerkoff

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    You came pretty damn strong Kaleef, lets get some more votes
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  19. Hydro_northcarolina

    Hydro_northcarolina New Member

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    At first glance, i thought Tethus had won, but after coming back and reading the lines again, I felt that Tethus line was a lil blah... don't get me wrong, it was a fresh concept, but didn't make the bar have as much umph as I would like for it to


    Kaleef, ya bar was aight, but I also felt that it was a lil forced, but to me it had a better flow and your concept wasn't as much as a reach as Tethus was...


    neither came as good as last round imo, but neither came wack either'


    vote-Kaleef
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  20. Tethus

    Tethus straight up jerkoff

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    2-4 w/o, God extensions vote, lets get some more votes
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