Dumb sh-t women do (add to the list)

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by J o o k, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. Big Dick Black

    Big Dick Black bout a check

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    i love this thread mane
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  2. Djay Cas

    Djay Cas Woodgrain Oak

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    broads hate saying whats on their mind and it could be the smallest thing
    you could ask a broad if shes hungry while youre at the spot with cash in your hand ready to order your own food
    and she'll say nah...
    but on the way home be like ...i wish you ordered me.........


    i mean this isnt a problem if youre talkin about jump offs or just general hoes but if youre in a relationship its like bitch just say whats on your mind.
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  3. Djay Cas

    Djay Cas Woodgrain Oak

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    WHILE we're on it though you ever had a broad tell her order to you instead of the server while the server is right there? i cant stand that shit
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  4. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Dafuq?

    You been dating super shy six year olds?
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  5. Djay Cas

    Djay Cas Woodgrain Oak

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    this one broad I knew would always try that shit. it was the weirdest thing.
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  6. Geedorah

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    Always wanting a real man, while most of the stuff on them is fake.


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  7. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    i used to fuck with one of them pretty ass fat chicks....blue eyes, blonde hair, just a gorgeous face and a decent body.

    this bitch would criticize me endlessly when I'd order something healthy at a restaurant...and when she'd ask me why, i'd be like "i'm trying to watch what I eat, i have a complex" just being honest.

    and then she'd be like "So you're saying I'm fat!?" cuz she'd order like a fucking double bacon cheeseburger..

    Noooo, I just dont have to eat like you eat, wtf....fuck relationships.
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  8. Deep Abyss

    Deep Abyss Becoming King

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    I'm leaning @ Cire
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  9. Blackanese

    Blackanese BlackaneseCantRap.com

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    When bitches say they're taken
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  10. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    one time i tried sneaking a bite off her burger while she went to the bathroom, and when she came back she noticed and got genuinely fucking mad....it's like she had taken a mental picture of just how she left the burger cuz i tried to cover the bite up with lettuce and shit but she was on it like a fucking detective.
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  11. Blackanese

    Blackanese BlackaneseCantRap.com

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    Happens to me almost every time
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
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  13. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    I remember 1 chick refused to get on her knees while sucking my dick cuz "she isnt a hoe"....as if my dick wasnt already in her mouth.
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  14. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfaooo bro !!!!! Same shit happened to me except it was "don't put your hand on the back of my head, I'm not a hoe"

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  15. Jammin' Jobus

    Jammin' Jobus S A D B O Y S

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    I hate all text message mind games.
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  16. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    Had a girl say that when I wanted to hit from behind.

    'You dont wanna see my face? You think im a slut?'
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  17. Djay Cas

    Djay Cas Woodgrain Oak

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    lmao broad got mad cuz u bit her burger
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  18. Blackanese

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    Ayo had some girl say almost te same shit "you want to have sex with me like a dog? You think I'm a dog"

    Like what???
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  19. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    Nah bro that shit is annoying as hell, ain't nothing wrong with giving up the pussy quick, this bitch got me feeling super lame like fuck these other bitches I ain't even thinking bout them no more I'm on a mission Shits stressful

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  20. J Keeper

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    Had the same shit happen to me too.

    Seriously, I genuinely did not understand that.
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