Dumb sh-t women do (add to the list)

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by J o o k, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    i used to be just like this. now i give a lot less fucks.

    you need to demolish the chick tryin to fuck behind a bedsheet room divider. thats prolly what she wants anyway, sounds like a freak tbh.
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  2. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    After two years it was legitimately fucking impossible for me to do.

    Year three consisted of, "Are you even listening?"

    "Yea, I just don't really... uhh... care."

    "What the fuck, Just?!"

    "I'M SORRY it's just it's not that important."

    "It's important to me!"

    "So are shoes."

    "You're an asshole."

    "Yep."

    Silence.
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  3. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Yup. I make sure I'm extra loud and degrading when a bitch worried about others hearing :funny:


    Ahhhhhhhhh take this DICK ,... BITCH... AAHHHHHH


    :scared:


    :funny:
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfao.. well then
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  5. Sneez

    Sneez Danish Curling

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    man i had some lube too i was jerkin my shit hard as hell and couldnt get hard
    i think its because i jerked off at like 930 that morning and she calls me at like 1015 smh
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  6. Dru-P

    Dru-P Alaskan Assassin

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    That's when you just give up and start watching shows that ya'll both like together.
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  7. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    It's all good man.

    YOLO :scared:
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  8. Dru-P

    Dru-P Alaskan Assassin

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    Dumb Shit women do. Act like I'm gonna change, or that I need to change. Don't try to mold me into what you want, I'mma still be me.

    Also overreacting when they find out that I watch porn. Like it's all good, I kill babies and fuck, who cares. It's not cheating haha.
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  9. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Side bitches that don't know there place. I've never told a side jawn I wasn't married wtf is the point. I've gotten hit w/ the "Are you gonna leave your wife for me?" What? Bitch die. Lil do you know you don't even know my real name or have my real phone number.

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  10. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfao I like this nigguh.
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  11. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    MAN.
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  12. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    some yall ruthless boys
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  13. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Oh we did that.

    When I was away at school we'd even skype and watch shows together that way.

    I'm a great boyfriend in every other respect but there's two things I can't deal with:

    1) Minutia. The daily nonsense of your life that is inconsequential to everything else in existence.
    2) Feminine insecurity. "Do I look fat?" "I'm literally thinking about having sex with you RIGHT now." "Well I wanna keep my shirt on." "C'mon, seriously? You're not fat you're not even overweight..." "But I feel bloated and I look tubby."

    The two fastest roads to passive-aggressive Keeper.
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  14. Djay Cas

    Djay Cas Woodgrain Oak

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    when I was a youngn
    there was this one broad who was engaged to a dude
    and after we hooked up im getting up and she goes "do you think I would do that with somebody I didnt love?"
    my face was just on stuck it was the most awkward shit I didnt know what to say. I thought it was about to get Fatal Attraction for a minute
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  15. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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  16. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Another dumbass thing. A side bitch that gets mad if she finds out she's not the only side bitch.

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  17. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Yup, bitch thought she was special :funny:
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  18. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Man if infidelity is cool then I'm the Steve Urkel of this bitch.
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  19. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Most bitches think cause you're cheating on your wife you're unhappy/ready to leave. Was never the case w/ me I was just being greedy. How they form relationships in their mind kills me. Like we've done nothing but meet up and fuck. And after a few times you think im bout to build a life w/u. This is why I married the woman I married. It was such a turn on she didn't do any of that stupid shit when we met.

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  20. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Nothing wrong with being a faithful lover bro.

    That's what I aspire to be when I'm 40.

    Just think about how far advanced you are of me.
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