Dumb sh-t women do (add to the list)

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by J o o k, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Oh shit lol.

    I don't mind having drinks or dinner with a bitch whose pussy I am about to destroy tbh.
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  2. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    True story.
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  3. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    Jook got these bitches thinkin they're on a date when really he just invited them to a pre-fuck feast :babyface:
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  4. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    yea jook is heartless...i cant take a chick out if i have no intention of it going anywhere. i was cursed with a conscience.
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  5. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Ask me how work went.

    I don't work in a fucking office I don't have hour long stories about how I hate some dood because he wore the same shoes as me and ate my yogurt I had in the fridge.
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  6. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    You aint never lied bruh :funny:
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  7. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfaoooo man I don't give a fuck.

    But that's nice of you though.
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  8. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    You're a jerk.
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  9. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    yall make me realize i really am too nice of a guy. and its perhaps my biggest downfall.

    Cuz when I say "come over and lets hang out to watch a movie"

    that is EXACTLY wtf I mean....I want to smoke, watch a movie, then fall asleep, perhaps hold you till i fall asleep, is that so wrong?

    this chick wants to fuck me all the damn time, Im fucking tired, I just worked all day, played ball for 2-3 hours, and had to deal with shit @ the crib, I dont wanna fuck all the damn time.

    am I weird?

    this other chick tried to fuck while i was in bed with her, but her brothers room is directly adjacent to the room we were in and her sister was in a room right across from hers and all she had to block everyone out was a curtain, I cant fuck when Im scared that someones gonna pop in during the middle of a fuck session through a flimsy fucking curtain

    i hate being a late bloomer man. all this shits bizzarre to me...maybe im just too cool a dude.
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  10. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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  11. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    For real though almost positive that plus my non-reaction to her work stories were the 80% of the reason my last chick broke up with me.

    I just. Don't. Care.
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Wtf is wrong with you my nigguh???????

    How are you too tired to fuck? Have the bitch ride you then. I fucked a bitch on her parents bed before I don't give a fuck about anyone or anything being around :funny:
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  13. Dru-P

    Dru-P Alaskan Assassin

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    Wanting to do things or watch something other than football on Sunday. that's the one day of the week where I'm watching Football, don't make me do shit on Sunday. She can watch 10 million shows throughout the week, give me Sunday for football
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  14. Sneez

    Sneez Danish Curling

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    i do this all the time


    i make all my girls cry on purpose, then try to coddle their emotions

    this one chick im fuckin with (think i cut her off for good this weekend) i told her how i cant get hard when im fuckin her because i dont think we should have anything more than a platonic relationship..she asked if i can fuck other chicks and i said yea without a problem..she started cryin and i didnt wanna tell her right there but im pretty much done with her

    another one of my chicks got daddy issues and does whatever i tell her .. i also make her cry to show weakness and how easily i can control her
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  15. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    :obamalulz:
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  16. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Pretend like you give a fuck man, compromise.

    OMG Rebecca, although I slaved away 12 hours at the factory doing real work, I know exactly how you must feel that your copy machine was printing light because it was low on ink?

    ^ How hard is that :drakecheese:
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  17. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    True story
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  18. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    i cant get hard when im tired as fuck...all i think about is sleeping, and how comfortable it be if she got off my bed so I can have all the covers to myself.

    fuck relationships.
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  19. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfaooo damn man.

    I was cursed in life man. Due to my high ass levels of testosterone my dick gets and stays hard for no reason.


    But hairline suffered :funny:
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  20. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Get you some pills my nigguh
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