Dumb sh-t women do (add to the list)

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by J o o k, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I hate when I meet a woman and she like "I don't fuck on the first date".

    I hit them with have you ever?

    Most say ...

    I have in the past but not anymore because any man worth keeping knows a woman is worth waiting for or some RIDICULOUS shit like that.

    So let me get this straight bitch, you are going to make a nigguh wait that could potentially be the greatest man you ever experienced while you let a nigguh that dogged and smutted you out HIT on the first night?

    No bitch, bye!

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  2. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    when you say you want to do something like, play ball, or have some alone time to get your shit together..

    and they guilt you into feeling bad when you're doing nothing wrong by saying shit like "Oh u preferrr to play ball then spend time with me"

    fucking unfair

    go fuck yourself CHUNT
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  3. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    (a nigga mad)
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Hell yeah man.

    I got one bitch who thinks that every time a nigguh don't have time for her, I'm cheating on her dumb ass.

    I had to put that stupid bitch on time out.

    Oh .. does anyone else put hoes on time outs? :drakecheese:
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  5. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    When they expect you to be their boyfriend just because you fuckin' or got history.

    Chick last week tried to guilt me into taking her out and getting her flowers for her birthday and shit.

    I gave her some dick and kept it moving. :funny:
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  6. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    'do whatever you want'
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  7. Redhead

    Redhead PG County Representer

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    Shit like this, nigga....SHIT LIKE THIS!!

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  8. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    My nigguh!

    You had that bitch mad as fuck ..

    Her girl asked her who was that just fucked you and left you on your birthday ?????

    she was like

    SIIIINNNNNNN


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  9. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Girls don't tell me this shit because I do it EVERYTIME :funny:
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  10. Rex Skully

    Rex Skully .......

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    They say something just to see your reaction to it
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  11. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    when they start off just meeting up to fuck...then try to parlay that into a relationship...then get mad when it doesnt happen.
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Are any of yall other nigguhs emotionally intelligent with the hoes though?

    For my nigguhs that didn't graduate highschool (OMO), this what emotional intelligence is:

    Emotional intelligence (EI) is the ability to identify, assess, and control the emotions of oneself, of others, and of groups.

    I be mind fucking and controlling these bitches like it's a part time job :funny:
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  13. quotive

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    when they talk during the game

    bitch hol up
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  14. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Mannnnn what kind of asshole doesn't allow a woman to speak during a game?

    I need my bitch to answer me when I ask her if the sandwiches are ready :eek:
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  15. quotive

    quotive 3

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    nigga huh :boshwtf:
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  16. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    When you take a them home and hit on the first night...and it was good so maybe you hit again.

    Then they hit you with the "hey do you wanna go get something to eat/hang out" text
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  17. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Is that coded language for "do you want to fuck again?" if so.. what's wrong with it.
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  18. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    nah, they're trying to rope you in. get you to do things other than go to their house and fuck.
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  19. Craig Ehlo

    Craig Ehlo Mark Price's Saviour

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    the code for fuckin is 'you wanna come over and watch a movie?'
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  20. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    Nah it means they actually want to hangout because they think hitting more than once means you are into them/looking for something more than a fuck

    I'm like bitch if we're not about to fuck I have no reason to be around you :boshwtf:
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