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Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Mac Sabbath, Sep 19, 2005.

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  1. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    Hahahaha.

    That movie didn't really have anything to do with the real mothman encounters. It was like the wanted to make a movie about something that happened, but they replaced the research team with drug dealers.
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  2. Complete Chaos

    Complete Chaos I'm Drugs.

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    That's why they invented pad locks.
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  3. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    It was the first name I could think of to use the punchline on.
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  4. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    It's funny to go through a bank drive-thru and order mcnuggets.
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  5. Complete Chaos

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    In Point Pleasant everyone thinks their drug dealers whenever they all are OC and crackheads.

    They try to sell me some OC then end up cuttin me out 2 lines from the same pill without realizing it.
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  6. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    My computer censors me.

    F.uck just isn't the same with the little gay period.
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  7. Complete Chaos

    Complete Chaos I'm Drugs.

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    I get it.

    First ape you could think of.
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  8. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    The mothman should come back and rough up the dealers.

    It could be like a mothman mafia, except just me and the mothman.
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  9. Complete Chaos

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    I ended up yelling at the ATM Machine for hours.

    Sly bastards....
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  10. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    The first ape I could think of AFTER your mother.

    drumdrumsnare.
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  11. Complete Chaos

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    I feel bad for your fucks.
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  12. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    That machine sucks at taking orders.

    Ronald McDonald would never approve of sliding a card in order to get a big mac. It had to be that big c.ocky purple b.astard.
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  13. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    My f.ucks just don't have the same impact.

    The condom effect.
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  14. Complete Chaos

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    All the dealers stay in the same place at all times.

    Random person: "I need drugs."
    Another person: "Go to the basketball courts that's where all the dealers go so they can be seen out in the open."
    Random person: "Wow, thanks!."

    Moments laters....

    Police arrive.
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  15. Complete Chaos

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    It's not nice that you know my real mother was an ape.
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  16. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    For drugs?
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  17. Complete Chaos

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    Fuck the grimace.

    But he did help me out when I forgot and I spent all my money and needed food. I was slidin the card like you wouldn't believe.
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  18. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    Well, everytime you see me you greet me with a s.hit ball to the face, so I just put two and two together, and got your mother's IQ.
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  19. Complete Chaos

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    Yea, they're meth heads.
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  20. Efrum

    Efrum the great mac sabbath

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    I heard Grimace killed the Kool Aid Guy.

    He told him to jump through a concrete wall, and he shattered all over the place. Dropped in his own drink.
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