Never take a shit at your gals house, ever. If you just gotta do it, do it, but if you can hold it, drive up the block to the Shell. females are actually turned off by guys taking shits at their cribs. Never dig boggers in front of your gal. you never know if she does it too. then you'll have a bogger diggin bitch in your ride scraping off crusty toad snot on your carpet and the sides of your seats...in front of you! Always use your farts wisely when dating,. the perfect time is when she's annoying you. slide her a deadly silencer and she's quickly get away from you. the worst time is at church with her. for obvious reasons. Never eat the pussy after you've been to the club with your gal. chances are the heat of the moment you'll forget to take that important shower beforehand and then you'll be forced to eat ass-pie. because you will offend her if you turn it down. so think first. happy dating guys!!!