Battle Video DON'T FLOP - Rap Battle - Chris Leese & Unanymous Vs Bamalam & Cystic

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who won?

  1. Bamalam/Cystic

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  1. Tittyfuckin

    Tittyfuckin Active Member

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    Everyone saying Chrisnan won. Gimme one sick line that's relevant to their opponents that they spat in that battle.
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  2. illipsis

    illipsis Ill Collector

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    They could be singing God Save The Queen backwards for all I care, at least they actually understand the concept of showmanship rather than standing there mumbling poorly stretched three syllable schemes that build up to mediocre punchlines. Chris and Nan caught a body, idgaf.

    Also cakes>>>
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  3. Tittyfuckin

    Tittyfuckin Active Member

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    Can't disagree with that.
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  4. Lexcalibur

    Lexcalibur Well-Known Member

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    Looool IM's judging is so fuckin good, completely shitted on em
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  5. Tom HAAANHKS

    Tom HAAANHKS That digga

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    Good battle. Don't care about the decision.
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  6. Dear Diary

    Dear Diary Well-Known Member

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    1 hour 2v2 battle with mid tier DF dudes?

    yeah i think i'll skip this one
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  7. CarlPevada

    CarlPevada Active Member

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    I don't think it's a robbery but I do think Unan / Leese should have won.

    At the end of the day, it's pretty even.

    The multiple stumbles (3 or 4) on Bamalam's side + the lack of cohesion in their team (spitting bars at the same time without really putting effort into it, Bamalam mouthing Cystic verses) ..

    I just feel like Unan and Chris Lee gave us a battle and a good TEAM performance in a TEAM tournament, while Bam and Cystic just vomit stuff they wrote together for the whole month.
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  8. TripWire

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    Lot of bad names for Leese/Unan as a team


    UnanyChris is better than all of them


    I've witnessed a robbery
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  9. JSym123

    JSym123 Member

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    Unan and Chris were the only ones I was watching the tournament for.

    Wont watch any others now TBH.

    This wasn't even close BTW.
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  10. sundeep

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    Supposedly Unan called IM a fat asian prick

    and lol Eurgh took it personally
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  11. TripWire

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    Eurgh. ‏@twitteurgh 14h
    @unanymousmate DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PROFESSIONALISM WHEN YOU USED MY RACE TO INSULT SOMEBODY? I AM JUSTIFIABLY ANNOYED.

    Eurgh is such a homo most times

    "Why should I act like an adult when you piss me off"
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  12. Bipola

    Bipola Member

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    I would have preferred Unan/Leese to advance as I find them a more entertaining team but I don't think this was a robbery at all. From the first round it was immediately apparent that Bamalam/Cystic had more on point bars, and I didn't have a huge problem with their delivery as some seem to, so overall they took it for me.
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  13. You People

    You People Active Member

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    Wait...did Leese actually say 'smelly poo'? Do my ears deceive me? Auto-loss. Fish Grease and Pusillanimous were shit. Who gives a fuck about their chemistry? Their content was awful. And what's the fucking deal with the fucking singing? Awful, just awful.
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  14. BIGDENNIS10UK

    BIGDENNIS10UK Member

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    He called him a fat, Asian prick.
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  15. ukallday

    ukallday Active Member

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    So a man who actually pays people to racially abuse each other aswell as other things such as joke about raping their own daughter gets angry when someone is slightly racist?

    Surely Unan is actually acting professionally in this case as its his job to insult people in any way.

    Eurgh cant pull these double standards, hes there every battle laughing at all the bars, yet outside the battle he expects people not to say anything like that?
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  16. Really pat

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    He doesnt pay people to racially abuse eachother, they write their own material. He doesnt even pay DF battlers anyway.

    And Unan's "Job" is to inslut people in the ring, not outside of it. the fact your standing up for someone who showed racist behaviour no matter how minuscule it was shows me the type of person you are.

    Insulting someone in a battle is completely different than doing it in your own time outside of DF
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  17. Tittyfuckin

    Tittyfuckin Active Member

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    ^ this.

    Saying you have a pass to insult people and they can't get mad because you're a battler is fucking stupid. You're allowed to insult people in a battler, you come out of that battle and insult someone you should expect a retaliation.

    UKallday you dumb as fuck and should just stop.
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  18. Green17

    Green17 Chuck Norris Tripple O.G

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    ON THE FENCE - i feel if bam had no chokes i could feel better about decison but too many slip ups to take win ..........
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  19. marsblackmon23

    marsblackmon23 Active Member

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    grow up
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  20. antilluminati

    antilluminati Well-Known Member

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    Has Unan backed out of that beef yet? ^^
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