Do you like them big or small or does it really matter to you ladies

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  1. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Seriously, though... I don't know what "kind" of wife I'd be. I imagine I'd be the same kind of person I am right now. What you see is what you get. A bratty, loving, ride-or-die chick that will stick my foot in your ass when need be... and then turn around and kiss your boo boo when it hurts.

    "I'm me" -- Lil Wayne
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  2. Ignorant

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    I want a stay-at-home wife... I mean, you can still go shopping and what not, but just make sure the house is clean with dinner and hot loving ready when I get home... you'd never have to want for anything... does that sound like a good deal?
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  3. Ignorant

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    If I can get that with no lip service, except when you kiss me... then a ring like that could be yours... plus I'd never cheat.
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  4. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    The shopping all I want part? yes

    Hot loving? I got chu

    The me staying at home part? no


    How's about we make a deal and hire a maid?
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  5. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    No lip? Ever? If you're the perfect man who never gives me a reason to give him lip, sure!

    But... if you're like the rest of us mortals... who tend to fuck up from time to time and get on one another's nerves? Not likely. I'mma have to set you straight.

    I'll buy my own damn ring... fugg that!
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  6. Ignorant

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    Ok... just make sure you're home when I get off from work or the maid's gettin' it.
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  7. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    If I'm not home when you get there, you and the maid can do your thing... cause I'm probably already out doing mine ;-)
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  8. Ignorant

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    I'm like cool as hell, though... just don't yell at me when I mess up... that's when I flip... can't deal with the PBS (Psycho Bitch Syndrome)
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  9. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I don't yell... I smile sweetly while I'm giving you the business. Fucks 'em up every time. they be scratching their head all confrused... don't even know they got they ass handed to them until hours later when they run it back in their mind.

    I'm smooth wit it.
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  10. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    I was just joking... you'd be faithful, right?
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  11. Ignorant

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    No, I like that... I can see us having very civilized arguments... what puts me off the deep end is the volume and tone...
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  12. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I'd sure as hell give it the old college try!

    j/k

    I would do my best, though.
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  13. Ignorant

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    ^Do your best?

    Do I have to drop another rhyme to show you how I'm smooth with mine?
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  14. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    tight-eyes, she can get the business... what is this?
    i'll work her ass out like physical fitness
    she's my mystical mistress... a type beautiful dime
    i'll write beautiful rhymes until dat booty is mine
    then spit a suitable line to leave ya gassed like exxon,
    when i smash, i sex strong... you can trash dat red thong

    unh-
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  15. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    could never wife a woman who quotes lil wayne

    thats a lie...

    giving lip is like breathing 2 females. we could do nothing and u will come out with something to say. its called being a bitch and theres a lil bitch in every female. some girls have a big bitch in them. those females end up with Maleek from cell block 10 and a shiner no revlon product can cover up.
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  16. lawl

    u got men trembling with your "embrace the freedom ima do mine movement" i aint mad atcha
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  17. p. haze

    p. haze slap boxed with jesus

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    demanding.

    you seen the fat ass ring she just posted?

    red flag.
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  18. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    You also couldn't "wife" a woman who was never interested in marrying you, in the first place.

    Pft.

    We talk more than men do. True. We're conditioned to be more vocal with our thoughts and feelings. But not all women are overly confrontational... and just because you don't think you did anything or believe you are lacking in any way in your relationship, does not mean that your girl feels the same way or that her complaints are invalid b/c YOU don't/didn't see a problem.

    If you happen to be one of those men who get bitched at by their women all the time... and always think they did nothing to deserve it... maybe you need to check yourself.

    True... and there's a lil "bitch" in most men, too. I could use yourself as an example, seeing as how you felt the need to "come out and say soemthing" and insert your "lip service" into this conversation, when you were not even being addressed. Same shit. Different toilet.
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  19. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Just being realistic. I have learned to never say "never". I just mean I would try everything possible to avoid stepping out on my marriage... up to and including Divorce, if I felt that was the only other reourse.
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  20. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I'ono if I'd call it a movement... what I type is just a reflection of where I am at any given moment. And sometimes I just like to talk shit... keep things interesting around here... lol. But don't tell nobody else!!

    *inhalining deeply and bowing to Brit*

    Namaste, friend.
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