Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Lost Prophet, May 28, 2005.
What's the worse road rage related thing you've done?
Not really anything.
I do remember one incident though like 5-6 months ago me and my ex-girl
were going to the gas station at like 3 in the morning, and we are takin off
and a truck full of dudes starts yellin shit at me. So I'm tryin to be calm cause it's
just me and my girl all of a sudden they throw a beer cap at my girls head. My girl gets
enraged grabs my can full of beer and throws it on dudes lap. Shit went everywhere
in their ride. These fools got all pissed cut me off right in the middle of the road and pointed
their truck so I couldn't get past them. At this point I had no choice their were 5 of them so
I grabbed my shovel that was in the bed of the truck. got out and started swingin that
shit like their was no tomorrow. Not one of them even tried to rush me. They all got in
they ford and took off. Fuckin Bitches are always gettin me in trouble.
Can't afford to whilst im learning.
And tell you that my name is Ak
I have road rage. I'm the person that honks and gives the finger. I fuckin hate idiot driver's and I let them know when they piss me off.
I'll also ride your ass if you're going to damn slow. Shit, do at least 10 over the damn speed limit! lol.
On top of all that, I'm a women driver =p lmao
I'm an "aggressive" driver... I don't really get road rage cause i'm usually the one cutting you off and flying by.
But most of the time I set the cruise at 70-75, and just ride the all the way left lane. I pass in the car pool lanes.
I honestly don't wanna sit in traffic school another 8 hours.. that was fucking wack.
i humped a dead moose... i'm from canada eh
When I get road rage I just start to do circles around a random car in my car and I have a mean look on my face while shaking my fist at them.
i sware i have a bad case of road rage.. shits horrible
i had 3 hoosiers in a pickup talk shit to me at a stoplight so i pulled over at a local gradeschool and waited for them to get close i ran up on them with a metal pipe i kept under my seat and smashed out the drivers side window and tried to hit dude in the head with it but they sped off
this was prolly 2-3 years ago tho
the last ting i did was punch my rearview when the people behind me honked at ME when THEY were the ones at fault...i snapped it and had to get it fixed and i tried to run them off the road then i realized im not 18 anymore and i can get in serious trouble for that so i quiit
the only reason ppl have road rage is cause of fucking lady drivers , they fucking annoy me sometimes i just feel like driving by the window and yelling , HIT THE FUCKING THORTTLE U DUMB BITCH !!!!
I used to have HORRIBLE road rage. I've calmed down since, realizing that people are stupid(knew this part all along) and hence a lot of the population's driving abilities are going to be horribly flawed. Worse than that, half the time when you flip them the bird, they have no idea why you honked or flipped them off in the first place because their knowledge of rules of the road are lacking.
So it's kind of like telling George Bush to fuck off, he won't have any clue why you're doing it because he thinks he isn't doing anything wrong. Idiots.
word but in my mates car, the worst thing i done is flipped someone off
Some old bitch almost hit me pullin out of a parking lot...Didn't even see me. If you're over 65, you should have your license revoked. Fuckin old pieces of shit....goin 40 on the god damn expressway in their Lincoln Towncar....
If you have those bright-ass headlights and want to ride in my backseat, I have no problem slamming my brakes.
The majority of people go about 10 miles above the speed limit. Don't go against majority and go 30 in a 45mph zone.
If you're going to turn, TURN YOUR FUCKING SIGNAL ON. Otherwise, I have no choice but to slam your shitbox off the road.
Last complaint....if you walk in front of my moving car, assuming I'm going to stop just for you, don't. I also have have no problem smearing your arrogant flesh on the pavement. You do not own the road.
I'm a great driver, I don't get road rage.
it only contributes to the distraction factor, which causes accidents, which causes increased insurance costs, which causes less money in my pocket.
so fuck all that, I rarely honk my horn.
I just let it slide off my back and marvel at how great a driver I am, vs how miserable a driver everybody else is.
I got hit by a truck on the way to baseball practice when I was like 12. And I got up and slammed my fists in his hood and left two big dents.
Man these stupid faggots allways cutting me off, I pretty much just call them fags and beat the fuckin shit out of there sweet faggot asses. Im sick of these faggot ass drivers out here man, specially them asian faggots.
I just flip 'em the bird and yell...
drivin in LA u dont have a choice
Yeah because people cant drive out here. Shit is ridiculous.
My sister n law has the worst road rage i've ever seen. shit be hilarious when riding with her.
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