Do you finger yourself

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    *guilty, tbh.*
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  2. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    cool. then they're probably taking the edge off as we speak.
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  3. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    I know you masterbate. it's obvious. I just wanted you to cum clean..lol

    2-3 fingers?
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  4. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    wow.

    Just wow.
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  5. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    *masturbate, not masterbate....

    ...and I de facto said guilty to making fun. Reading comprehension is key.
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  6. Alias3000

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    I know what you meant. I was just fucking with you. I know you get your middle finger dirty. I just wanted to see you type it out. because a hot tempered female like you has gotta do something when that nub starts to wiggle and your noble soldier is not around to lick it for you..lol
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    ...:funny:
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  8. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    yes they do, they just aren't as vocal and open about it as guys are


    if in the future some miracle happens and you stop being a corny poser and get a gf (or even a fuck buddy or two) you will find out the truth

    dont hold your breath though.


    the topic was made because you clearly know nothing about women
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  9. WWByeye

    WWByeye former White widow

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    Alias topics>
    make best laughter of the day
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  10. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i've never heard of someone jerkin off all day. i would imagine your shit would be burned up after an hour or so.
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  11. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Jensen, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.
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  12. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    but i mean like, rubbing slowly, taking breaks, then continuing? you can't go vigorous sans lotion (or even with lotion) for that long unless you want to hurt yourself.
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  13. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Dunno....don't wanna know
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  14. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    Sustaining a boner for over 9 hours?

    That's not healthy at all.
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  15. Superman70

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    no they don't.
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  16. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ^maybe you just know frigid girls or ones who are closed to discussions of their sexuality

    most girls i know will masturbate at least once a day if they aren't getting frequent sex.. and they dont put out to just anyone (they're pretty particular that way) so they resort to vibrators n shit

    i know many even carry vibrators in their purse.


    however, they don't just talk about it the same way guys do.. they are less vocal, thats why you have people like this kid who don't even realize that girls will indulge themselves as well
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  17. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    How would you know? you're not a stud.

    speaking as a stud though, 9 hours is pretty extreme on the dick muscle and balls...lol
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  18. Alias3000

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    thanks. I'm all about the funny. :funny:
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  19. Alias3000

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    laughter is good for the soul.
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  20. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    ...here we have a saying that laughter is half of ones health...
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