Do y'all think age is just a number

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  1. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Caring person is caring person, regardless of how futile it may be.
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  2. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Dolla shut the fuck up you faggot.

    Y'all are so harsh cuz I go on a chat line and wanna meet these women. So what? I'm lonely I'm gonna find a girl I don't care what y'all say
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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    chase is gonna start going to random funerals to pick up women.....
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Wow - reading now!

    Thanks bro!
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  5. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Aye chase bruh, I read this thread thoroughly and have some very serious advice. If you never listened to anyone on this board before, listen to me. Seriously.



    1. Pregnant bitches got the best pussy but most of the time can only fuck missionary so rub one out before she comes so you can last longer in that beautiful mecca of a Jamaican vagina.

    2. Since her boy friend/baby daddy is from Jamaica Queens, don't let that intimidate you. The bottom line is he probably has a criminal history and if he attacks you he's going straight to jail which will leave you with your beautiful Jamaican queen all to yourself. Win/win.

    3. With the older 57 year old woman, they are a bit more aggressive and like to get to the point. In addition to having condoms, make sure you get a small bottle of lube just in case there are moisture issues.

    4. With both chicks, you want to make sure you let them know you are a boss. Make sure you strategically place your most valuable possession (inclusive of your spectacular shoe collection) in random places that they are likely to see them. This way they know you are a boss and can handle your own.

    Lastly, be yourself and have fun bro. It's what life is all about. Make sure you update on us on what happens :drakecheese:
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    i hope her water breaks while p chase is fucking.. but he'll try and drink it to connect with her on a more personal level.
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  7. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow :funny:
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  8. Sneez

    Sneez Danish Curling

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    ayo P

    send me her info

    i live in queens and i know a jamacian chick who is 9 months preg in the same situation
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  9. x calibur

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    make sure to update RM about your adventures.
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  10. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Harsh?! HARSH?!

    At this point I don't care if RM'ers would bind and gag you if it meant protecting you from doing something utterly stupid.
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  11. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Thanks bro

    Only missionary? I didn't know that. That sucks cuz I like when the female goes on top.

    Galatea what's so stupid about what Ima do? I'm just gonna hang out with some females and see where it goes. Don't know what's stupid.
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    You might get some on top action.

    Jamaican bitches ride dick great too.

    You can hit it raw since she's already pregnant.
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  13. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    That right there, worries me.
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  14. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Obvious fear edit.
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  15. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    watching paper's life unfold like this has made me question my sanity.

    do I hate humans more
    or
    am I somehow disgustingly entertained by the fact that people consciously make these decisions thinking they're good ideas
    or
    both

    I need advice on how I should react.
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  16. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    dude GO OUTSIDE AND GET ON SOME REGULAR BITCHES
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  17. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    So why the fuck you keep making threads?
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  18. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    lol.

    My boy Chase fucking with that post-menopause pussy.

    He's going into the desert.
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  19. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    What twamp said. Dude, it's 2013. Fuckin watches have cameras.
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  20. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    To start a conversation you moron. The question was do y'all think age is just a number?
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