Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Dec 10, 2013.
Caring person is caring person, regardless of how futile it may be.
Dolla shut the fuck up you faggot.
Y'all are so harsh cuz I go on a chat line and wanna meet these women. So what? I'm lonely I'm gonna find a girl I don't care what y'all say
chase is gonna start going to random funerals to pick up women.....
Wow - reading now!
Aye chase bruh, I read this thread thoroughly and have some very serious advice. If you never listened to anyone on this board before, listen to me. Seriously.
1. Pregnant bitches got the best pussy but most of the time can only fuck missionary so rub one out before she comes so you can last longer in that beautiful mecca of a Jamaican vagina.
2. Since her boy friend/baby daddy is from Jamaica Queens, don't let that intimidate you. The bottom line is he probably has a criminal history and if he attacks you he's going straight to jail which will leave you with your beautiful Jamaican queen all to yourself. Win/win.
3. With the older 57 year old woman, they are a bit more aggressive and like to get to the point. In addition to having condoms, make sure you get a small bottle of lube just in case there are moisture issues.
4. With both chicks, you want to make sure you let them know you are a boss. Make sure you strategically place your most valuable possession (inclusive of your spectacular shoe collection) in random places that they are likely to see them. This way they know you are a boss and can handle your own.
Lastly, be yourself and have fun bro. It's what life is all about. Make sure you update on us on what happens
i hope her water breaks while p chase is fucking.. but he'll try and drink it to connect with her on a more personal level.
send me her info
i live in queens and i know a jamacian chick who is 9 months preg in the same situation
make sure to update RM about your adventures.
At this point I don't care if RM'ers would bind and gag you if it meant protecting you from doing something utterly stupid.
Only missionary? I didn't know that. That sucks cuz I like when the female goes on top.
Galatea what's so stupid about what Ima do? I'm just gonna hang out with some females and see where it goes. Don't know what's stupid.
You might get some on top action.
Jamaican bitches ride dick great too.
You can hit it raw since she's already pregnant.
That right there, worries me.
Obvious fear edit.
watching paper's life unfold like this has made me question my sanity.
do I hate humans more
am I somehow disgustingly entertained by the fact that people consciously make these decisions thinking they're good ideas
I need advice on how I should react.
dude GO OUTSIDE AND GET ON SOME REGULAR BITCHES
So why the fuck you keep making threads?
My boy Chase fucking with that post-menopause pussy.
He's going into the desert.
What twamp said. Dude, it's 2013. Fuckin watches have cameras.
To start a conversation you moron. The question was do y'all think age is just a number?
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