Do they make an anti-viagra pill?

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  1. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    If you get laid every once in a while, morning woods aren't so bad...I haven't had these type of problems since I was 15.
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  2. Newportz

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    Yeah, but when I was a kid I'd have those raging hard-ons where I couldn't even piss without it hurting....

    Then I found pussy.
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  3. NightmareEx

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    Man, I hate fuckin when I have to piss. That's a super uncomfortable feeling...
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  4. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    no shit. i know how to fuckin piss with morning wood, i just hate that i have to.

    i don't need solutions, i'm just complaining about the annoyance of being awake early in the morning and having to think about pissing properly without breaking my dick, blowing up my urethra, or pissing all over the bathroom, all with the lights off because fuck light when i'm barely awake.

    shit's annoying.

    @newp, fucking never helped alleviate the problem. it just worsened it because i'd wake up hard, she'd wake up want to fuck, then i have to piss while fucking and like ex said, that shit is the worst.

    plus, like malo said, it's next to impossible to cum. fuck that noise. in fact, a couple weeks ago this girl was worked up but i told her she had to wait cuz i had to piss. came back and she shut me down. didn't care cuz i got my piss out. better in the toilet than in her i usually figure, but after she was like "no" i thought i should've just pissed in/on her instead.
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