Do they make an anti-viagra pill?

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  1. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i'm really fuckin sick of waking up in the morning/late night harder than steel and trying to piss. it's next to impossible to aim, it constricts flow and hurts and i always have to clean up. they have pills to make your dick hard, why can't they make one to make sure it stays soft?
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  2. Mikaella Ocean

    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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    That sounds horrible
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  3. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    try being a guy for a morning. morning wood is the bane of my...mornings.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well morning erections are a sign your T levels are healthy.

    if you dont get them you may have low T.

    i like em personally. Proud infact
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  5. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    Don't drink liquids before bed and use the bathroom before going to sleep.

    It has nothing to do with being horny... you just have to pee while you're sleeping and your dick is trying with all it's might to hold it in. That's why the morning piss takes away the morning wood.
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  6. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Never had an issue pissing with a boner. Shoot it in the shower, idiot.

    And the worst thing is waking up horny as all fuck but taking a fucking eternity to cum.
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  7. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i thought about the shower seriously for the first time this morning.

    can't be fucked to figure out how to turn it on at 330am

    i agree about the morning cum though. that shit is rough. half awake/half asleep but can't finish so it keeps you up.
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  8. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Seems like that kind of pill would make it difficult for you to get it up when you need to
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  9. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    it would only be taken when i go to sleep so i can wake up and piss like a normal person
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  10. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    you never know what the side effects would be :-D
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    morning boners

    good times
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  12. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    Invent a device that will solve your problem. No more mess. Millions of dollars. Two birds, one stone.
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    beats an umbrella
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  14. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    thought about it. little bag that wraps around the head of your dick with a main line to the toilet. never leave the bed
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  15. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    mourning glory.

    :numaan:
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  16. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Morning wood is great as long (no self pun intended) as you're not self conscience and/or got some pussy to beat up.

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  17. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Lmao do you know about shrinkage? :scared:

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  18. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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  19. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Says the guy who eats his own cum.

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  20. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    Wait...the only problem is being able to piss with a hard on?

    Ingenuity fail.

    Dude just angle your whole body down until it's pointing at the water. Problem solved.
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