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  1. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    "Broken record"? I LEAVE RECORDS BROKEN from the BEST WORDS CHOSEN tuh KNOCK DA SHIT OUT CHOO like a SEVERED COLON!!
    I'll HUNT YOU DOWN like the SPIRIT OF THE LEOPARD TOTEM! Catch this NET NERD,ROPE HIM n SPIT FIRE til ya WET SHIRT'S MOLTEN
    LEAVE THIS WEB HERB CHOKIN! SHOW YA HO' MAH YOGA "DOWNWARD DOG" n "WARRIOR II POSE" TEK BURST SMOKED 'IM!!
    You the NEXT JERK BOASTIN? I'll hitcha SET FIRST,TOAST 'EM n make ITHACA VANISH FROM SIGHT//SITE like DETH'S VERBS CLOAKED HIM!!
    So keep talkin SHIT TUH THE GRIZZLY,ITHACA CITY! I'LL PUNCH FUCK YOU PUSSY like I'm FISTIN YA KITTY!!
    I'm pistol WHIPPIN YA SILLY!! You'll catch a CLIP OF THE FITTY then I'LL MAKE YOU WHISTLE while I'm TWISTIN YA TITTY!!
    I SEE THE BITCH IN YA REALLY!! Deth's FLOWIN SCORCH YA SWIFTLY n COAL N TORCH YA TRICK FREE!
    The FORCE I KICK B uh sneak in ya hometown n TROJAN HORSE YA CITY!!
    Leavin BROKEN DORKS APLENTY!! Who's SHARIN A STRATEGY DARIN TUH BATTLE ME?
    You THINK YOU REAL? I'll BLACK HOLE YA WAKK FLOW...n leave A TEAR IN REALITY!!
    Got the GLARE OF US CALI G's and BARS with the FLARE OF TEN GALAXIES
    You beat me? Now THERE IS SOME FALLACIES I'm uh CORRECT with a PAIR OF THEM CLAPPIN THINGS!!
    And before I go and let chall talk bout how I PUNKED THIS BITCH NOW?
    Lemme say FUCK CLINTON,OBAMA'S PIMPIN!! BRUTHAS RUNNIN SHIT NOW!!
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  2. Ithaca City

    Ithaca City New Member

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    Ok, i can see how u woulda thought you owned me/
    but how u repeatin my words, makes me think u wanna bone me/
    cuz it took u like 3 days to just go ahead quote me/
    cuz everything below that quote, is really just a joke ta me/
    u said u wanna put a rope to me, wit a wet shirt close to me/
    soundin like a broke back mountain cowboy wit a skirt on gross-illy/
    twistin my titty? man what the fuck dats mad gay, supposedly/
    but maybe your not gay, cuz u take it to another level, if i read correctly u like ta fist cats, soundin crazy like robert neville!/
    cuz i am a legend, cold killah, not no net nerd/
    i come threw ya house, i wont even leave ya pet bird/
    if ya dis my town, den expect ta get a real bad burn/
    put u in a early grave, weak nigga montegomery burns!/
    all the niggas on my street, will have u yelling "mommy it hurts"/
    mommy says too bad, go yell at ya father he's at work/
    "but mommy im bleeding an my cuts are full of dirt"/
    well thats what u get, when u mess wit upstate new yerk/
    u should neva mess wit dirt, nameless, stainless, ivan or get ya ass murked!!!/
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  3. Ithaca City

    Ithaca City New Member

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    for the record i dont like clinton, im just rhyming, i say fuck em 2
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  4. Silentt L

    Silentt L Registered Deity

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    This looks like a maddrapper cypher
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  5. Silentt L

    Silentt L Registered Deity

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    And a roc-c appearance this thread should be burned.
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  6. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    Annually dresses up as Santa for the Navy's Christmas party.
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  7. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    You ain't KILLIN IT DOG! I'm WINDMILLIN YA SQUAD with COLD VERB DISSIN
    HOSE YER CLICK N hack off ya SHOULDER LIPS N BONE YER CHICK N
    Hitcha with HOLSTER BOULDER CLIPS N EXPOSE YER RIBS N
    SPIT FIRE TIL MOLARS CRISPEN n turn you into a VULTURE DISH N
    POSER LISTEN! I'm GOIN IN like a Navy SEAL SOLDIER MISSION
    CRUSADER HATERS!! I'll SACRIFICE YOU SON like the OLD TRADITION
    THEN CALL DOWN FLAME N PLAGUES ON YOU like my CULTURE'S CHRISTIAN!!
    My GLOW WORDS WRITTEN are SO DOPE MY NOTEBOOK MOVED
    to SOBER LIVIN
    SAY GOODBYE to your HOPES OF WINNIN!! My PUNCHES SOAR YOU like
    PLOVERS FLITTIN
    I'll SMOKE YOU like OCTOBER MIST N VAPORIZE YA SOLAR SYSTEM!!
    Eff JABBIN I'll HIT 'EM WITH THE OGRE FIST N STOMP YA ASS
    THINK YOU'RE A MONSTA? When I BOMB YA, THIS BECOMES
    THE MONSTA MASH!!
    Now I'm uh FLIP ON YA QUICKLY,ITHACA CITY!! Cuz when I'm PACKIN THESE MAGS
    I'll PUT A RED CIRCLE on ya WHITE SHIRT like the JAPANESE FLAG!
    So FUCK YA "dirt","nameless","stainless",n triflin Ivan!
    YOU'LL BE IN the "DIRT","NAMELESS",banged BRAINLESS by my "STAINLESS", n DYIN IVAN!!
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  8. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    I'm only 5'7" and 156 lbs,and I can bench more than that...and I don't even really lift weights.Mostly bodyweight exercises...90% at least.Lifelong martial artist.Not starting beef or nothin but I just noted this post and it caught my attention...and congrats on surviving your combat experiences.What branch of the military were you in?
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  9. miscreant

    miscreant 1996 was the shit

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    i dont need to body you, i'll just tread light
    in my killer cobra stance and watch your death strike
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  10. Silentt L

    Silentt L Registered Deity

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    i really don't care THAT much, I was benching 315 when i was smaller too, but since it's the internet you're probably lying anyways.


    and marine corps.
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  11. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    I understand your doubts about internet claims,but you will come to knowt hat Deth doesn't even remotely exaggerate.I can provide videotape evidence of me performing this feat and others,should you desire.Of course,i will require you to do t he same,lol.As a example,I'll offer you this video clip of me beginning my ZULU PUSHUPS ROUTINE,which I innovated:

    YouTube - Sprint PictureMail

    Okay your turn
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  12. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    You COULDN'T BODY DETH if you CORONER BAGGED THE REAPER
    I'm torchin ya raps tuh ether then bore in ya ass with cleavers
    Retort n I'll blast the heaters tuh warm up ya dome like fevers
    Stormin ya chromosomes n swarm on ya bones like Screechers

    (Kathari Screechers...google em)
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  13. MADD ILL

    MADD ILL WhO WaNt It!!!!!!!!

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    who the fuck is this clown rapping all corny
    dethget the fuck out of here your girl tryin to blow me
    thats what he always here on a daily basis
    his father deep throating his girl in the basement
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  14. miscreant

    miscreant 1996 was the shit

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    u can bench 140kg and u only weigh 70kg?

    u'd be more than competitive in powerlifting if that's the case

    unless your squat and deadlift is piss weak

    my 1RM on bench is 140kg and I weigh ~90kg

    i have mad doubts about u benching that much

    i'll post a vid

    i wanna c u benching 140kg
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  15. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Not only can I bench that much weight--and I don't even feature weightlifting in my workout routine,I'll be heading back to lifting weights again 3/wk for 2 weeks out of the month in 2011--my squat is even more impressive and so are my leg presses.I'm a lifelong martial artrist with exceptional physical and mental attributes.Check this small sample of my ability here:


    YouTube - Sprint PictureMail

    YouTube - Sprint PictureMail
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  16. miscreant

    miscreant 1996 was the shit

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    u fit

    i gotta find an old vid of me squatting 180kg, i got it somewhere

    no fucken way i'd be pushing that much weight at the moment

    u make me wanna get back in to the gym

    i miss boxing

    but im 28 now man i aint making no money from fighting in the ring

    this new years killed me but, i need to pull up on the partying

    pretty much one big bender from christmas eve to new years day

    im buckled

    need about 2 days worth of sleep and a weeks worth of food

    feel like death
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  17. drewthetruth

    drewthetruth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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  18. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    .....................so what are you?
    garbage nigga, you aint nothing but homeless food
    Scrapz off the pavement, limbz ripped and severed
    VH1 couldnt get your legimentz to band together
    drewthetruth? Stop it! Your ammunition is faulty
    hurricanez and grenadez?? Man my force is unworldly
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  19. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Timely statement, I didnt even touch this cypher
    but I'll have half of your brain showing like skullies and sun-visorz
    Pop that lid, fuck your bitch infront of your kidz
    nah I take that back, cz you fuck the ugliest bitch
    Why the fuck you speaking me, shit rapperz jog yo memory?
    sometimez I feel lika tumor, cz your brain cant get rid of me
    This niggaz missing me, but I aint no fingerz to triggerz
    you Johnny Bravo built, big top and lil leg ass nigga
    Your top half? X-Men, Wolverine chest ass nigga
    Bottom Half? Forest Gump, crippled leg ass nigga
    We can go toe-to-toe, youve boxed with the best right?
    I'll pull that power plug, real boxerz dont computer fight
    Rocc been stole the show, now shez jst telling jokez
    and your kidz? Isa Dishonorable Discharge Exposed
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  20. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Haha little jai going in!
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