Diss The Bitch Above You [Come Hard!!]

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  1. dick&balls

    dick&balls Doc Holliday

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    since im thy God, i know all
    and tis'nt long for your response 2 me
    i pre-droped for thee, so some other cock can drop a key
    stop mockin me, with mockeries!
    as almighty God, It Got to me
    just wanna remind, thy songs are weak!!,
    with all these lives 2 reach, ive got No fuckin timE 2 SPEak!
    so! see thy, on thy other side!, u fuckin closet freAK!,


    Sincierly yourz

    - GOd aka /Jesus/ALLAH/ Clarence X / Dick & Ballz



    oh i almost forgot to add****
    lmfao. .0ut.


    2:09 pm. Gsus stops from writing and leaves***
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  2. M-O-A Thug

    M-O-A Thug New Member

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    ^dick & Balls, oh my goodness gracious/
    you take so, much, [abs], I should call you "nutrageous"//
    buy hey, thanks for being courageous/
    but that's is gonna be the last time, "dick & balls" get played with//
    So take this loss, I know it's not really fair/
    Dick & Balls? well how about ya butt hair?//
    Face it, I'm a bear, and really do not care/
    Everytime he see's "Dick & Balls", he's like, "Oh my god, Share!"//
    Yes, that's how you got your name, and I'm precise with my aim/
    Matter of fact, your just a "dick" take the "balls" out of ya last name..//
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  3. Lorainna Bobbit

    Lorainna Bobbit Nature -vs- Nurture

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    ^hiphopgiftshop tried to diss dick&balls (nonono)
    he perwrote that shit 4 u now u climbin up walls
    u ready to join the fan club now who ridin his balls
    aint no GIFT about bullshit theres no skills involved
    so take this rewind it and then pause
    it look like ive done it again
    got u gashed so heavy u leakin through ya gauze
    i rep havoc on anyone wit no probable cause
    i dismember till u mearly links of unknown human form
    call ya girl miss reaper cuz im killin u boy
    drillin u boy, so i spit nitrious oxide so u feel no pain
    left u labled a goofie and claimed clynicaly insain
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  4. Fyatrail

    Fyatrail New Member

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    Gsus
    I'm back at gsus like an athias you don't exist......everybody knows your a part of this web site cuzz of how many times this punk spit/
    See ya rhymes don't fit like fat ass's tryin on tolders clothes.....you stay on this site faithfully so where ya dollars toll?
    The only things that you stack is downloaded files.....while i count cheese like draculas smile/
    a mirror on yo life as soon as u get cheese ya broke....god really has a sense of humor makin this gsus joke/
    Listen imma king wen u was born i came to ya manjor....started pissin on u an mary and flamin ya pampers/
    lifted you out of mary's arms tossed u in horse shit....tied u up and drug you through it out of bordness/
    Hince the way u always spit shitty lines....u stink worser then underarms wit dem pitty rhymes/
    i'm god u work fa me and u fail to da boss....Gsus ur an homo gothic comin here in hopes to get nailed on a cross/
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  5. Fyatrail

    Fyatrail New Member

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    Lorainna Bobbit
    Look baby I know you came to this site lookin fa dick/
    Like an english lady that had her jewels tooken an stripped/
    Well u've cum to da right place....show me ya tight face/
    And u can place tornado utubes blowin on myspace/
    U know wut i'm sayin I don't mean probly wit ya lips*/
    It means Lorainna's head imma Bobbit on my tip/
    And when 'I do' shes gonna be 'married to my penis'/
    get in her peach an bussa cherry she'll blow rasberrys when she clean it/
    Lorainna fears that my banana is gonna leave so she overwhelmes me/
    Cuzz if I would go she'd have an Nightmare on Elm Street/
    She call me Freddy Cougar cuzz wen my hands touch her i'm cuttin*/
    I be in her dreams and make her lust thirst to unbutton/
    my shirt but it turns to a hammer moment she can't touch this/
    i back up quick and make you lust this and you love it/
    U always get hot wen I be around u quick/
    See I ate u and I aint go down you did/

    *Cuttin= Fuckin
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  6. Gsus

    Gsus aka Wordz bka G. Legit

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    Are u serious?...ya'll cant be serious (20min key)

    Listen...

    Dick&Balls
    Stop hatin...spittin that "chocolate milk fiction", its "Yoo-Hoo" be fakin...
    Im glad u patient...but if u expecting me to fall off, then you'll probably die waitin/
    Beat me, naw, u better try satan...cuz if skills were like clothes, then u'd be truly naked..
    See failure is what u bakin...cuz if cookin cake was like becomin famous, u gotta broke oven, so you'd never make it/
    See, I could care less about ya silly taunts...but if the sky's the limit, u wouldnt reach the handle on the toilet, wit the shit u launch...
    Im generous, u can get some lessons, if thats what u want...me admiring u? please, ya dumb ass the one stealin the way i use my fonts/
    He even dissed me twice, my last verse was so nice...must be tryin to get me hype, but its like he was born dead, the way he really need to get a life...
    Go kill ya self aight...see instead of stealin my style homeboy, u should take my advice/

    FyaTrail
    Didnt I murk u before, come on fyatrail...see dudes above u done tried and fail, wit all the prior help....but u must dont proofread ya spits, cuz if u owned a record label, after readin that, u wouldnt hire ya self/
    But ok, let me take u back to kindergarten, where ya education to rhyme should've started...but I see this victim gassed like he just farted...so instead, Ima write u a letter, and its gonna start wit, "dearly departed"/
    Out rhyming me, u dreaming, u betta start pinchin ya self...see ya pen-ship frail, and all those lines, Im flattered, but Im still sending u to hell...cuz even if u was a rehabilitated pothead, u still wouldnt be capable of ditching diss L/
    Take ya ass home kid, I aint got time to babysit, this aint a nursery...personally, this should be our anniversary(no homo)...cuz it took ya ass a whole year to pre-write a verse for me/
    So take ya pen and park it then become a artist...but in the paint, I get foul, the way I charge it...kid Im heartless...see if this homo was a gigolo, havin dick&balls behind em, is the only way he could drive a hard bargain/
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  7. dick&balls

    dick&balls Doc Holliday

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    thank u shawty =D ill reuse ur diss as my comeback for the same 2 fucking garbage emcees who keep spitting at me. even when im gone for days lmao. i cant...i just cant battle somebody, 2 whom im shattering with ridiculous punchlines and wordplay that go over his head and sit next to jesus himself, to be responded back at with lines like


    "Stop hatin...spittin that "chocolate milk fiction", its "Yoo-Hoo" be fakin...
    Im glad u patient...but if u expecting me to fall off, then you'll probably die waitin/
    Beat me, naw, u better try satan...cuz if skills were like clothes, then u'd be truly naked..
    See failure is what u bakin...cuz if cookin cake was like becomin famous, u gotta broke oven, so you'd never make it/ " <----ROLFMAO


    rest my case. thanks tho
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  8. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    Doc holiday, i got a spot for ya body to rot away..
    Puttin you out on the curb at 12 oclock A.M. on garbage day..
    hey I QUIT TEXTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN....IM RETIRIN.

    again...im jay-z btw
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  9. M-O-A Thug

    M-O-A Thug New Member

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    I'll battle anybody/
    You, ya crew, I'll rip apart then ish on 'em like a Port O Pottie//
    Your girlfriends sorta naughty/
    How I know? One day she gave me a BJ, that was sloppy like Sloppy Joe from "Big Stevies"//
    Oh, hee hee, I know you want to laugh/
    I'll give you a rash so bad, even "Poison Ivy" could'nt out last//
    I'll out smash, you guys with a donkey kong drop/
    I only like "Eve", 'cause she soo damn hot//
    And I'll make you scream/
    Speakin' of Eve, wack rapper's get played worser than a "Tambourine"//
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  10. dick&balls

    dick&balls Doc Holliday

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    Redrum is above you, and im above that
    i run rap, talk enuff shit? and dick will "cum" back!
    with a comeback
    ill "keep it up" just like a thumb tac!
    and you aint jay-hov, more like j-zone
    RedRum'n all them muthafuckerz up in Saints Row lmfao
    i aint a game tho
    im like smokin aces! holdin case's.. of some dope uranium!
    and youll notice ima dick, so ill be "scopin'" faces....



    Lmfao Redrum iz ill tho. id think a collab should be made. halla at me
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  11. bwizzle8

    bwizzle8 BULL

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    they say u name urself after sumthin u hold dear to you
    i guess you love dick so homophobes stay fearin you
    dont try to play it like you didnt hear me fool
    do i need to speak up so everyone hears it to
    i think you should go home san fran is missin you
    u bring no meaning to taste the rainbow
    so wen u spit wit ur boys ur head is aimed low
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  12. dick&balls

    dick&balls Doc Holliday

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    I didnt hear you, we're ina message board!
    They saying is " you are what you eat", which is dick&ballz
    lickin liquid frost
    I know my rhymes be raunchy, it isnt wise to taunt me
    This guy confused "8 mile" with "E-40"
    to make a gay emcee name, same as his aim screen name!
    you're pre-teenage, like " hAhA hE's gAY"
    with your legs crossed, and the edge of your fork,
    towards a cheese cake
    i see your new to this, but nah, you aint new 2 dick
    with your useless spitz,
    you're "on my ballz" like Youkalis, washed in lubricantz
    here, let me unloosen it, and unscrew the tip!
    so you can be all rude & shit,
    you were ina pleasant mood until i ruind it =)








    * Lmfao thats all u got? BegIN-erz luck wont save u against me homie :)
    d&b will serve you all day, everyday lmfao, keep me outcha mouTH!
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  13. LetteRfOUR

    LetteRfOUR New Member

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    Is that the best you can do???
    Or is it effertless pooh
    I need a confession from you
    It sounds like......
    You and your sister were molested as youth
    Your message is proof
    That the internet isnt a good place to get a rep
    This is the best battle youl ever get
    If it was just you and me here.. Youd be second best
    Better yet your third place...
    Im more amazed at what the ref just said
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  14. bwizzle8

    bwizzle8 BULL

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    dick&balls

    you wanna go at it well i can spit 24-7
    ill run up on u wit the chain saw revvin
    shut the fuck up pussy cant you stop yellin
    i would let you live but then youd drop dime tellin
    u could try a bribe but i dont need the green
    and your budgets stretched like the limousine
    and i already erased ur exsistance so call me mr clean
    u shoulda known not to mess with a fukin g
    but i gota go cuz ur girl been feelin me
    she didnt even go to the funeral damn the bitch is mean
    or maybe she was playin you like a tambourine
    girls jump on my dick like its a trampoline
    you make um so sick they need doctoring
    next time try not to make the wrong enemies
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  15. LetteRfOUR

    LetteRfOUR New Member

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    Why you referring to dick&balls
    You on say gay shit??
    Ohhhh thats the only thing you play with
    He dresses as a maid..
    Thats why he said call him Mr Clean
    Now i will eliminate this timid fake
    He wants to chill and spit... But he considers it a date
    Your uninteresting Im a living legond
    Youl get quickly deaded You catch other peoples balls like a interception
    As soon as this CIDS injested and at the bottom of my spine
    My rhymes start to decline... Like your big investment
    That last shit you mentioned you need to quickly edit
    Or hope Im smoking heavy so I wont remeber it
    And just forget it
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  16. bwizzle8

    bwizzle8 BULL

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    it who its for dumbass wut the fuck cant you read
    u should go bak to phonics and stop bein hooked on weed
    u see im pretty much stuffed with greed
    thats y i eat ur food fast, fast food like im hooked on grease
    when im in the street i hook that green
    n when im at ur girls house she hooked on skeet
    ud think i was goin platinum the way i hook these beats
    o shit i forgot ur illiterate lets take it back.......... ABC
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  17. Gsus

    Gsus aka Wordz bka G. Legit

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    Cypher battle me DB...if u really think u can beat me

    Listen...

    Call me the man of steel, see when he throw punches, he breakin his hand...
    See Im killin this snitch, so at my trial, we already know, who aint takin the stand/
    Quit fakin it man...I been to DC, u aint a rapper, u a go go artist...
    DB, sorry to expose ya partna, but wit that flow, we know who blows the hardest/
    Even ya hoes a target...dude talkin wreckless gettin all gassed up, when he just bad fumes...
    Dude I'll piss on ya girl, shit on u, just to say I used ya relationship as a bathroom/
    Do the math fool...u gotta lil heart wit a lil flow, but those arent the right credentials b...
    See my punches got metas, wordplay, and similes, so u know my skills beat yours exponentially/
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  18. N. Cognito

    N. Cognito As Himself

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    Gsus..i'll use his name in vain , make him shit stain his Hanes /
    i see his true livin' colors....he's a clown like damon wayans /
    my punches rain, down they pour, pound this whore to the ground n floor /
    better than perfection?? read tha thread's topic..apparently he cant count to 4 /
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  19. bwizzle8

    bwizzle8 BULL

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    this is 2 gsus

    ur on sum stupid shit "usin my relatinonship as a bathroom"
    say that shit to my face ill throw these gloves off and attack you
    u said you been to d.c. so you kno how we get at you
    anytime anywhee u pop ur head out were throwin shots at you
    you probably didnt even go to the hood u stayed at the capitol
    "these monuments are nice mother, can you walk me to the bathroom"
    if u wanna cut up on gogo u better kno wut ur saying bitch
    its a revoultion, and a lifestyle where we stay rich
    in d.c. we spit fire and i c where you from they spray shit
    learn a lesson quick and shut your fukin mouth
    wen it comes to pg country stay the fuck out
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  20. Gsus

    Gsus aka Wordz bka G. Legit

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    Listen...

    N.Cognito
    You battlin a god, this like war of the worlds, Im sick and u need to re-group...
    Apparently u cant read, but its ok, cuz four bars is all Ima need to beat u/
    See diss'll make u wanna snatch ya tongue out and rip ya gums off, cuz ya flow dumb soft...
    And Ima g, but I aint gotta use the pump yall, he suicidal, im the cliff and he the jump off/
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